"You have no friends"

[Mariana Collie]

Thanks roleplayer guild.

Anyway, in all seriousness I've lurked roleplaying for awhile without really having the free time to do anything. I thought I'd hone my writing first but I decided perhaps it should be the other way around: I'll hone my writing by roleplaying. For now I've gotta lurk a little more until I repair my home computer to be able to participate.

But I look forward to contributing as GM and player and even a friend if my howling, staring and humping your leg doesn't scare you off. Oh wait, that's dogs. I'll kinda just be there for chillin and being creepily invested in fantasy and people I've only known a few minutes. :]

[Nallore]

@Mariana Collie Hi there and welcome to RPG! :D If you ever want to RP or chat feel free to ask! :)

[Lady Absinthia]

Welcome to the forum. Straitjackets are on the left, padded rooms are on the right. Watch out for Nallore there, she likes to throw severed limbs at people. (I have no idea why. >.>) - Anywho, enjoy your stay!

[Nallore]

@Lady Amalthea Cuz LLA keeps chopping them off lol.

[Lady Absinthia]

@Nallore Stop kissing corpses! ~ducks just in case~

[Mariana Collie]

@Lady Amalthea Wow a straight jacket and padded room sounds very relaxing I will need to take you up on that. Am I allowed to sleep in there? Not really a meat eating gal, but I CAN play fetch with the limbs so it works out. Thank you I'll do my best!

@Nallore Thank you! <3 I may take you up on that in awhile!

[Lady Absinthia]

@Mariana Collie Oh sure, feel free to sleep in there, just watch out, some people like to use them as trampolines. Might want to board yourself in when your sleeping, we have some freaks around here. The limbs come in handy, playing baseball and all. They don't allow us to have bats, too many head injuries.

[Nallore]

*Throws an arm @Lady Amalthea*

[Mariana Collie]

@Lady Amalthea I will be very careful! It's my first day after all, stranger danger amiright. Honestly it still sounds better than what the rest of my day will be so lol.

@Nallore <snaps at limb in midair and whines when I fail> I'm trying to keep the furry (is it furry if I'm just a regular dog) roleplaying to minimum but the flying objects are making it hard...

[Tyler Night]

Tosses out a bacon donut.

Welcome to the guild. Few things to note.

1. Be Fonz cool.

2. Don't sign any contracts with Arena Snow.

3. Watch out for the Banana's in dog suits, dogs in banana suits are trustworthy.

4. Careful about the monkey in a trench coat and a diaper.

5. Don't accept any food unless it is from myself, Mag Lev or Souffle Girl. We are the guild chef and foodies.

[Mariana Collie]

@Tyler Night <sinks teeth into donut, shaking it before downing it in one bite>
1 - Got it.
2. I'll keep that in mind, I usually tend to just take the best offer or nothing rather than make binding agreements anyway.
3 - What of dogs in dog suits?
4 - That is an intriguing image, I won't be able to forget for sure.
5 - Must remember you guys for the next time the tummy growls online. I can cook too, but whether anyone trusts mine is up for debate/analysis.

Update: Home laptop is fixed so I can finally get started with some RP projects (I've literally been planning them for weeks in my head and on paper in anticipation). Can also check out things that seem like a good time to join. Now that I have it I should be online daily 95/100 times. Look forward to roleplaying!

[shamrocknroll]

hey yo how are you doing fellow dog lover?

[Mariana Collie]

@shamrocknroll Feeling pretty happy now that I'm back on a regular schedule involving a working computer. Ayy and you like the dogs too. Any favorite dog breed? Mine's fairly obv lol.

[shamrocknroll]

@Mariana Collie Mine are Saint Bernards never had one but I've met plenty of them and they're awesome.

[Mariana Collie]

@shamrocknrollI like those guys as well, but haven't gotten to interact with one yet. :( I have however enjoyed Great Pyrenees mountain dogs. Very sweet. Oh, forgot to thank you for the greeting, so thank you!

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

Right on! I got a fantasy rp in the works right now. Feel free to join if you're interested.

[Tyler Night]

Dogs in banana suits.


Banana in dog suits

[Mariana Collie]

@Tyler Night These pictures touch me on a deeper level

@MikkishtheLeprechaun All right I'll check it out and see if I can wrap my brain around a fitting char