Hi! I am Arachnid0. But I long to be an Arachnid Hero! To wield fang and web in pursuit of honor and glory! To slay mighty monsters! To rescue innocent lifeforms from unspeakable dangers! To... to... to not be squished! I have the most pressing need to not be squished. Nor to be scorched by unreasonable giants who shout evil things like "Kill it with fire!"
So, yeah. If I could be safe from those things and do some heroing while I'm here, that'd be great, thanks.
So, yeah. If I could be safe from those things and do some heroing while I'm here, that'd be great, thanks.