You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

[Sanctus Spooki]

Only if you get me off first bby

[Majoraa]

@Sanctus Spooki

Okay, that actually got a laugh from me, kudos to ya.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Mario, you cheating bastard!
_{... Or does Peach have an NTR fetish...?}

[Majoraa]

The hell-a? No,no, I'm-a just spending my vacation time at-a the observatory. Weirdo.

[Foster]

Ninja-sense is tingling....

>Shoots out the lights.

[Todd Howard]

>Is a soviet russia thread

>Lights shoot you

[Jurassic Weeb]

>>*grabs revolver*

[Darth Shadow]

What have I got myself into? I was expecting the alleway Rp and now I got someone want to have sex with somebody without protection. Where are my glares of judgement?

[Todd Howard]

[skidcrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Majoraa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[skidcrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Todd Howard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Sanctus Spooki]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[skidcrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Sanctus Spooki]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

[skidcrow]

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

[Sanctus Spooki]

[Todd Howard]

DJANGO

[Majoraa]

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL?

@Mara

BEING COOL AS LIQUID NITROGEN?