You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

[skidcrow]

<Snipped quote by Mara>

BEING COOL AS LIQUID NITROGEN?

@Majoras End

NO, IT'S ICE COLD AND I HATE YOU ALL

[Todd Howard]

@Majoras End

click here to die instantly

[Majoraa]

@Raddum

Clicked on the link, didn't die instantly.

I want a refund.

[Todd Howard]

@Majoras End

How bad was it tho

[Sanctus Spooki]

If you use the green arrow in the bottom right corner, its downright pleasant.

[Majoraa]

@Raddum

So bad that i didnt even see anything.

[Todd Howard]

@Majoras End

perfect

[Majoraa]

So you're at a bus stop with three people. A close friend of yours, some pregnant lady in labour who's probably the friends wife, and the guy or girl of your dreams. Your smart car only has two seats, what do you do?

[Todd Howard]

@Majoras End

Lock the door and drive away to the nearest buffet because I'm hungry.

[Majoraa]

@Raddum

Now's the question, which buffet?

[Todd Howard]

@Majoras End

Fuze Buffet & Bar.

They have everything I'd ever want, and unlike most places not strictly chinese-food oriented their sushi is actually decent.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Go on my way.

[Todd Howard]

@Dinh AaronMk

You seem to be in need of an additional copy of Skyrim.

[Foster]

What do you mean by "additional copy"?

All you need is "Press X to Clem!"

[Todd Howard]

Press X to purchase another copy of Skyrim™.

[Foster]

[Todd Howard]

The Doubt DLC will be $9.99

Purchasing this DLC will allow you to press X to doubt.

[Yamada Zero]

Imagine a game where you play as an asteroid heading for a planet. You have five minutes to speak to everyone.

What do you think they would say to you?

[Todd Howard]

Buy Fallout: 76™.

[Todd Howard]

@PrinceAlexus