Oliver Sullivan
Location: Common Room
Skills: Hacking
Scrolling through Deadpool's Twitter, Oliver decided that one of the idea's he heard wasn't a bad one. "
Let's see who your true love is..." Scanning through the text on his screen, he quickly put it together: Deadpool had become obsessed with a Spider-Man, some hero from Queens. "
Well... Let's see if I can't figure out who you are, Spidey." He said, mostly to himself, as he twiddled away at his phone. "
Let's see if the Avenger's have anything on them." He mumbled. Hacking the biggest superhero team on the planet might not have been the best idea, but he'd never actually get caught.
Quickly pulling up information on the hero, he soon knew exactly who he was. "
Gotcha!" He grinned to himself, before his eyes started to go wide. "
Come on, no no no, I can't actually be that stupid." He realized he'd tripped something in the Avenger's Servers, something that would quickly be tracing back to him. "
God damn it, I'm gonna need to burn this phone now..." He frowned, exiting out, ready to snap it in half.
At that moment, Oliver's phone would start to ring, and before he even got the chance to say anything when he answered it, the voice of the one and only Tony Stark started speaking through the phone. "
Okay, whoever the hell you are why the hell are you hacking into my server. Seriously, what type of idiot thinks they can get away with that and think that nothing is wrong or that oh maybe no one will notice. You son of a bitch need to learn not to mess with some people, namely me!" his voice snapped through the phone. "
Not in the mood for this sort of thing right now!"
Oliver blinked for a moment as a verbal assault suddenly filled his ear drums, from a voice he'd only ever heard on television before. He knew he's messed up, but he hadn't expected a call from him. Coughing for a moment, he started, "
S-sorry Mr. Iron Man, sir? I'm Oliver Sullivan, a SHIELD agent, and I had to get information that happened to be sitting on your servers for a case my team is working right now." He said. That wasn't technically a lie, of course, but it sure as hell was a misrepresentation. Hopefully, he'd take that at face value, and nothing more.
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Oh really? What the hell is the information that SHIELD would want that's on my servers? Because let me be blunt SHIELD knows better then to hack me, so how about you cut the bullshit and tell me more or less what info you just stole from me before I go look and see, and maybe I'll be a little nicer about things!"
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Spider-Man, from Youtube? We needed to know who he was, as he's become a person of interest. We're currently dealing with ah... somebody who calls themselves Deadpool? He seems to be obsessed with him, and, to be blunt, I hoped to obtain some form of contact information for him, to see if we could get him to reach out to get Deadpool to- erm- calm down, and return the assets he stole." Pausing for a moment, he then decided he was already in some deep shit, and couldn't make things worse for himself, "
You wouldn't happen to have his phone number, would you?"
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You idiot why the hell would I give you that info! You people really are crazy. Never trust a SHIELD agent why do you think way back during the whole New York thing I didn't trust Fury and hacked SHIELD?" There was a slight pause in his voice, as if he was looking at something. "The stolen assets were freaking presents! Yeah, hell no to this bullshit, you basically have lied to me, hacked my servers, and thinking you can get that info from me, when that info is on a server that you shouldn't be trying to get into for a reason. So no, no phone number for you!"
Oliver winced for a moment, before saying, "
Y-you make some fair points.... But... I'll send over a fix for the vulnerability that let me in in the first place if you send me that number. I'm sorry, for what it's worth, but we really need to get those back. It's Christmas." He pleaded.
Tony paused for a moment, before clearly letting out a bit of a sigh. "
Don't bother sending a fix, I can do that in seconds, not to mention if you sent a fix it could easily have a trojan horse hidden where you can get back in, so not a chance. However, I'll send the number to you, and I'm going to warn him that you are calling him, but if I catch you hacking into my servers again, or anyone else from SHIELD, I assure you you are going to wish you were never born," he said, before there was the sound of a click and a moment later Oliver would get a message that included Spider-Man's phone number.
Visibly sweating after what just happened, he hung up his phone, and said with a nervous laugh. "
Well... At least I get to keep my phone now." Shortly after that, his phone dinged, and he read it over quickly. "
Alright... I have Spiderman's number, that seems to be Deadpool's "true love". Am I in the clear to call him and try to get him to calm Deadpool down?" He asked weakly. "
By the way, please nobody hack the Avenger's anytime soon, I think Iron Man will personally kick my ass if that happens."
