Alright, so technically it's tomorrow, so I'm kind of a liar, but on the other hand, it's 4am. I don't know where I'm going with this, but the answer is quite possibly a very sleep deprived nowhere.
But I got the post done goddamnit, so I've won! The days of me taking ages to post are temporarily over! I've beaten the system! I've beaten sleep! I HAVE WON!