[OOC] Stranger Beetles

[Beetlejuice96]

And Lyds gets a little bit of happiness until eldritch shit hits the fan.

[Beetlejuice96]

The whole language thing can be summed up perfectly to this.

Beetlejuice: Who the fuck-?

Maitlands: Language!

Beetlejuice: Excuse me. Whom the fuck

[Metronome]

He improves his russian for the sole purpose of swearing profusely without the Maitlands catching on

[Beetlejuice96]

Lyds is the only one who understands him.

Beej: *curses someone in Russian among the lines of using their blood to water their garden and use their body as fertilizer*

Maitlands: What did he say?

Lyds: He said that he wants their flowers to grow.

[Beetlejuice96]

Should something happen at school to where she needs to summon Beej? Like an Eldritch horror/demon has appeared because of the portal?

[Metronome]

Maybe, but maybe up the road a ways. Like, maybe the boys befriend Lyds and they all start hanging out, with BJ tagging along, invisible. Then Lyds messes up by responding to him out loud and the boys are like 'da fuq', and Lyds tries to explain about BJ, but they don't believe her obviously. And BJ convinces her to drop it instead of proving it to them. Then maybe the monster attacks the school and she HAS to summon BJ, and the boys are like "oh shit its real"

[Beetlejuice96]

Alright, sounds good. Also, which Horror should attack? The Collector or Snakebones?

[Metronome]

I can't imagine school kids have a lot of debt, sooo

[Beetlejuice96]

Well, the Collector doesn't go after money debt, you see. They also collect things from people. Someone who needed to listen to others when they needed them would lose an ear. Someone who kept empty promises would lose their mouth. Those always lending an extra hand only to back out would lose their hand or arm. All those parts are sown together with a sharp needle and red thread.

[Metronome]

What were they thinking?

[Beetlejuice96]

Basically accepting her as a friend and offering her to hang out at the local arcade or wherever they usually hang out.

[Metronome]

Oh ok

[Beetlejuice96]

Poor Beej. I can only see a downward spiral of moping and trying to get her back because of abandonment issues and jealousy

[Metronome]

Just wait til she gets home >:D

[Beetlejuice96]

Oh no. Beetlejuice, no. Be good boy.

[Metronome]

He bad boi

[Beetlejuice96]

Oh no. What horrors did he unleash?

[Metronome]

He's probably turned the whole house upside down

[Beetlejuice96]

I would ask figuratively but knowing Beej it's literally.

[Metronome]

;)