[OOC] Goblin Quest

[Versa]

Farming Isekai is the new fad.

[Celsius]

Not my fault the prey was so furry and cute and beady-eyed XD

Serious talk though, I imagine they wouldn't be able to bring the sloth back to the cave. So many hangry and/or mischievous gobs around .-.

[ERode]

Gonna have to assign a guard goblin to protect your flock at this rate. Can't expect the brood to be that patient.

@RC3 For days 1 and 2, what were they fed?

[Celsius]

Yup, it would be a pain to keep that thing. Probably would be better if they dig another hole and let it hide there XD
And good question, I am also curious on what we eat during day 1 and 2

[ERode]

Ooof. Day 3 livestock farming AND unethical livestock treatment? We got everything going now. XD

[Haeo]

Oh, no... this is only the beginning! We will have drug manufacturing within the first week unless somebody seriously slacks off!

[ERode]

Damn, Hoi and Emri shoulda crushed the slime cores and snorted them, rather than just eat them.

[Versa]

Give me a hypodermic and some elastic, Emri has no time to waste.

[Guy0fV4lor]

Too bad we cant just trip on the slime acid. Just sell that shit to other races and we'd be rich

[Haeo]

Heh, many poisons are medicinal in small doses. Many can also be... entertaining.

[Guy0fV4lor]

Ahhhh, so THATS how you deal with your migraines Haeo

[Haeo]

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sshhh...

[Vec]

@RC3 alright then I'll whip up a CS.

[Guy0fV4lor]

lets see if we can land that sicknasty double kill

[Vec]

Teva the Goblin

Name: Teva

Age: Day 3

Gender: Female

Race: Goblin

Appearance: Teva has the typical goblin physique one would expect from her race. Short and skinny yet quick on her feet, with a relatively large head to body ratio and over-exaggerated facial proportions. She has no hair on herself except her scalp, and she usually wears whatever rags she can salvage that can cover and protect her from the cold.

Level: 1

Personality: Teva has a carefree attitude, always trying to just get along with others. She will help whenever and wherever she is needed, even for the little things, cause you know what they say: "It's the little things that matter." She is quite single-minded when it comes to her desires, and you bet once she sets a goal she will not stop until she has achieved it, no matter how long it takes. This, unfortunately, means that she can be prone to making bad or rushed decisions sometimes and can find herself in tricky situations. Nevertheless, even though she might not be one to overly think things before acting, the sheer energy she brings to the table cannot be underestimated one bit.

Past Life:

Bad things happen to the best of us

Teva was born to swim. Her parents, her peers and everyone on her immediate circle of contacts gave this answer whenever asked what was the best thing about her. Born in a small village off the coast of Sicily to two loving parents, she immediately found her calling in the form of swimming when she first laid her eyes upon the ocean. Whenever the weather was clear enough, one was bound to find Teva somewhere in the beach swimming.

Thus, it is needless to say that when she grew up she pursued a career out of her love. She quickly became a rising star, and by age 15 she was a regional middle-school champion in three different categories, and 3 years later she conquered the national stage as a senior in high-school. After graduating, she studied sports science while also juggling with being an active member of Italy's Olympic swimming team. She was on track to obtain multiple gold medals, but the stars aligned to bring misfortune to her and her family.

At age 25 she was the victim of a great white shark attack off the coast of California while on a visit to the US for a swimming exhibition. She survived, but her lower extremities did not. When she woke up, she found herself in the hospital bed, her legs amputated. Suddenly having lost her ability to walk, much less to swim, reduced her to a shell of her former self. She would not talk to her family nor her friends, and would barely touch her meals. She spent most of the time looking at the view of the ocean from the window to her hospital room, lamenting her fate. 15 days were all she could take before she dragged her body off the hospital bed and onto a wheelchair, unbeknownst to the nurses, and wheeled herself to the window from where she climbed and jumped. One of her last thoughts was how the weightlessness of falling reminded her so much of swimming, the thought of which brought a smile to her face.

Talent(s):

• Flexibility
• Water Magic

Skill(s):

• Dark Eye (Passive) E-Rank
• Absorption (Remaining Uses: 8)

Inventory: --

@RC3 Here it is.

[TheMushroomLord]

Posted!

Honestly, goblin start a drug cartel in another world seems like an isekai I'd read.

[TheMushroomLord]

If any of you ever need someone to find connections where none exist, you know which goblins to go to.

[Zeroth]

@TheMushroomLord

"I Thought I'd Go Straight in My Second Life, But My Class is [Drug Dealer]!?"

His harem is just a bunch of junkies willing to do lewd things for their fix and the MC is desperately trying to find new ingredients to keep their insatiable madness from ripping him apart. In the process he starts a fantasy version of the Opium Wars and reduces the greatest Empire of the world to ruin.

[Versa]

Girl #1

[ERode]

Oh no, that's too real now.