The Avatar Upstairs

[Adhemar]

That's it! Tomorrow is the day I go upstairs and ask her if I can pet her not-at-all-lethal-feline.

[Vampiretwilight]

Does my upstairs neighbor look unhappy? or is it just me?

[Gunther]

He's unhappy because he lost the tournament to Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein (aka William Thatcher).

[Xandrya]

He should put a shirt on...
_{...that’s what the adult thing to say would be.}

[Shu]

She seems rather nice. All chin resting on her hand while she stares off.

[Gunther]

She strikes me as the type of warrior I would prefer to have by my side in a fight.

[Adhemar]

Damn, I should work out more!

[Shu]

Every time I see him it’s the same. He’s either mad or high, maybe both.

[Vampiretwilight]

Do I smell tattoo ink and hear clanging swords upstairs?

[Gunther]

Do I smell tiger poo? Man that shit is huge!

[MajorGremlin]

Don't worry! I'll sew up a custom-sized shirt for you, that'll repel any foul odors -- Including that of "Massive tiger poo".

[Vampiretwilight]

is the mad scientist messing with water upstairs? lol

[MajorGremlin]

Perhaps. I might've also "borrowed" your pet's water trough for my work... [Insert shifty-eyes here]

[Gunther]

It appears he is tending to his garden this afternoon.

[Vampiretwilight]

my upstairs neighbor needs a new shirt apparently. lol

[Darcel]

Is that Carole Baskin?

[Vampiretwilight]

where did my upstairs neighbor get that scar?

[Nallore]

Do you feed your enemies to your tiger? :P

[Vampiretwilight]

Are you friends with percy jackson neighbor? lol

[Raptra]

Someone upstairs owns a scary-looking cat.