The Avatar Upstairs

[Dark Cloud]

My neighbor's a chill guy, unlike the one above him. I should phone the landlord with a noise complaint.

[Metal Head]

I think my neighbor took a trip to an uncharted island and was a victim of cannabilism

[Raptra]

I feel like I'm in a music video.

[Metal Head]

My cousin Jerry is a pigeon, I'll give my neighbor his number, they can all flock together.

[Kalleth]

Rumour has it my neighbour ate a bat, but in reality he was probably just too high to realize he was chewing on an old shoe.

[Metal Head]

My neighbor used to be an anthropologist, that explains all the old corpses.
Whew, thank goodness, i thought he had a bad case of necrophilia..

[Kalleth]

My neighbour mistook mannequins for corpses again. I've said it once, I'll say it again. Lay off the dank weed my dude.

[Metal Head]

What my neighbor doesn't realize, is that he stepped off the bus, right in the middle of the Twilight Zone.

Mr.Kalleth is just an ordinary man living an ordinary life, that is about to be turned upside down, when he receives a crate in the mail, reading Live Mannequin inside.

[Kalleth]

My neighbour might claim that I'm ordinary, but my neighbour is a dangerous motherfucker, and as they say, it takes one to know one...

But I'm not very dangerous at all so...

My neighbour watches too much Twilight Zone.

[Gunther]

My neighbor has a life sized poster of Rod Serling on his wall.

[Kalleth]

My neighbour misspelled Rod Serling, apparently. Although, granted, I didn't know that until I looked up Rod Sterling.

[Shu]

He either works at a library, a college, or is good friends with Hideo Kojima.

[Metal Head]

Commander Shu is a highly decorated bullshitter

[Kalleth]

Heavy Metal is shitting decor of bulls at high altitudes.

[Landain]

General Kalleth is demanding another Bullshit report.

[Vampiretwilight]

does my neighbor like books by Ernest Hemingway?

[Raptra]

Pretty wings, but ain't prettier than mine.

[Metal Head]

Pretty beak, but not as....*snap* pretty as mine now, thanks Raptra.

[Vampiretwilight]

Does my upstairs neighbor like loud music? lol

[Metal Head]

Oh Hell yeah , you know that saying, if it's too damn loud, your too damn old.

My neighbor likes the Metal serenades 🤘