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I throw a punch to bloke to my left.
I grab Mortus by the shoulder and speak in a high-pitched voice sharpened by years of getting stoned on the royal courts.
" That wasn't very polite."
I then attempt to grab him by the shoulders and do a bone-breaking reverse suplex on him.
"I'm sorry sir I must have forgotten my manners" I say timidly and try to escape Pebble's grip.
kirby.png tries to attempt to comprehend where he is as he "walks" in scene.
Kirby, like always, is running in a blind rage punching at the ground as he moves onward, toward the thief and wrestler. If kirby.png strikes them with a full speed ram this will surely cause brain damage to them and kirby.png.
Mortus being an esteemed thief well learnt in the ways of Yeet-Fu, attempts to blend in with the crowd of gathering spectators in order to get away.
"Ah, a new contender!," Pebble exclaims, ignoring the thief, and dives down in a clothesline towards the pink marshmallow blob.
"Uh put it on his tab" Mortus points towards Pebbles before he tries sneaking away.
" Oh no, you don't!" Pebbles steps out of the ruins of the table he landed on and picks up a nearby stool. He then searches through the crowd for Mortus in an attempt to punish him for his monetary misdeeds.
Kirby noticed the spectator amd the man that crashed down on a table and decided to go for the spectator.
Kirby bolted toward the spectator and Chomped off his right leg to the knee while pushing the man down using gravity to help
separate any flesh still stringing from the man stump.
When the kirby.png turns towards him, Pebble's eyes lighten in the face of a new challenger and drops the chair. " I have a god and his name is the elbow." He then leapt up in the air, attempting to bring down the wrath of muscular fortitude upon the pink blob in the shape of a tombstone piledriver.
Looking side to side then smiling at his luck, Mortus takes the stash and searches for the backdoor to the tavern in order to escape with his loot.
Kirby.png with his back to the Meaty man spat on the ground, "Was that meant to hurt?"
Kirby pivoted on their heel with a strong spin that bent the wood under kirby.png's fleshy red feet as he flipped into a head-spin.
Kirby zoomed into Mr.meaty's legs, aiming for his knee-caps in a attempt to break a leg.
"Oh, really? Come towards me as close as you like, then!"
Pebbles grinned as he ran towards the pink puffball, jogging towards the abomination gracefully before leveraging his foot backwards in order to kick it like a ball.