[IC] Crossover Town

[Dark Cloud]

<Snipped quote by MikkishtheLeprechaun>

Teo, deciding he'd had enough conflict for the day, met the approaching officers with his hands raised to show that he was unarmed.

"Afternoon officers," he said, a friendly smile creasing his face. "I assure you there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for my current state."

@ZAVAZggg

"Somebody attacked us," Tails blurted out without thinking "It was scary too and we just want to find somewhere safe to stay!" the kitsune told the officers with tears in his eyes.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

A cop looked at Tails “What is that? A kid in a costume?”

“And you must be the guy from that bakery. You need somewhere to stay? You don’t look homeless.”

[Dark Cloud]

A cop looked at Tails “What is that? A kid in a costume?”

“And you must be the guy from that bakery. You need somewhere to stay? You don’t look homeless.”

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

"No mister officer I'm a kitsune and we aren't from here." he explained to the policeman.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Dark Cloud “A kitsune?” The officer said “What’s that? A new word for cocaine?”

[Letmehaveone2]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Fuli looked curious about them too so decided to walk up to them. "I will not harm you, but have you seen my team?" She asked.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi
The bartender stood there, mouth agape at what was happening. He looked at the bottle of tequila he had snuck shots from, then checked something in his back pocket. It was cocaine. He hadn’t even had any yet and he was already seeing Peter fucking Pan.

A group of college kids walked in and noticed Peter flying and singing.

“Woah, I thought this was a gaming bar, not Disney.” One said
“Maybe it’s Kingdom Hearts.” Said a girl beside him.

The bartender realized maybe this was an opportunity for more customers and more tips.

“Yeah! That’s what it is!” The bartender said, changing his tone “Friendship...” he started half heartedly singing.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Letmehaveone2 As Fuli approached the people, they ran. A couple dropped to the ground and pretended to be dead. Seeing what was happening outside, a shop keeper loaded a shotgun.

[Dark Cloud]

@Dark Cloud “A kitsune?” The officer said “What’s that? A new word for cocaine?”

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

"I'm like a fox sir," Tails began to sound annoyed "We're not from here please officers help us!" looking between the two officers he looked desperately for understanding.

[Letmehaveone2]

Fuli turned around and wasn't sure what the shopkeeper was holding, but knew when to run. "Hmm, let's see if you can keep up." She sped off as fast as she could from the shopkeeper.

[Kenshi]

Merlin walked down the center of the road, and as cars came at him, he just simply brushed them aside with a wave of his hand.
He had one purpose, and that was to find the king for this realm, he or she is somewhere and he vowed to find them.

Ash lost Connor, not sure Where he went, Ash continued to the spot he had seen the light.
He was jogging by a barcade, when he saw some guy picking on....the peanut butter guy?
Ash stepped inside of the barcade, "Hey maggot breath, how about picking on someone your own size."

[Kenshi]

THE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH CENTER OF RESEARCHING

Larry is sitting in a chair, feeding his pet squirrel peanuts at the window.
" I wish you could talk to me, and we could hang out, play games."
The squirrel stared at Larry and twitched his nose, while continuing to eat the nut.
" Wait just a minute, if they can turn a chicken into part robot, then I should be able to help you Izo."
Larry picked up Izo carefully and carried him over to the "chair" and strapped him in, " it's okay Izo, calm down, I'm fixing to give you speech, then we could talk and talk, and I'll never be alone again."
Larry bumped the remote control, and it hit the floor, unpausing Larry's favorite show, "Samurai Slaughterhouse".
Izo eyes grew big as he intensively watched the Samurai warrior lay waste to countless ninjas.
Larry flipped the switch, and electrotrodes intertwined with Izo, lighting him up like a Christmas tree.
When it was all over, Larry helped his little friend up on the window sill.
"Hiya Izo....um hello...Izo?...can you talk?"
The squirrel blinked his eyes, and then said "chip"
Larry cried in angst, "it didn't work!"
Suddenly a bee flew into the room and buzzed Larry, Izo sprung into action, as he flipped over the bee at the same time, grabbing a paper clip, and smacked it across the room, before landing in a samurai stance.
"WHAAAAAAAAAT?" exclaimed a shock Larry, " Your a samurai! Awesome sauce!"
Larry pulled his samurai action doll out, and undressed it, and put the clothing on Izo, and gave him the real mini katana.
Just then Dr.Khalahri walked in, "Vaaht ishz goings on in shere?"
"Oh shit." Larry said turning around to face the doctor.
" Vaht var u doing in vhere Garevy "
" it's actually Larry sir, and I was just uh, well."
"Varry you vave vone job, custodian, ves?" Asked the doctor.
"No sir, I'm a Caucasian. "
"Vet out now!" Yelled the doctor.
Larry turned to get Izo, but he was gone...like the wind, on his own in a world gone mad.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Kenshi “Yeah, and what are you gonna do?” The frat boy looked Ash up and down “Bruce Campbell?” The kid was obviously sloshed.

@Letmehaveone2 The streets seemed to be clearing. Maybe it was from gunshots, deadites, and portals. Perhaps a cheetah running through the streets was part of it.

Jesse came out of the alleys when he noticed the cheetah. He, to, aimed his gun but lowered it a second later. He had never encountered a cheetah before, so figured this was a strange mountain lion. Usually it was the mountain lions that could get the drop on their prey. It was a tough task to get the drop on them. Jesse approached a little, slowly, observing the animal.

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun

Ash started up his chainsaw arm, and cut the bottle top off of the beer bottle frat boy was holding.
"How's that for starters punk?"

Peter watched the man with a spinning blade for an arm, could he be related to Hook?
But, if he is, why is he trying to save me? A grown-up trying to save the great Peter Pan.

Ash pointed his double barrel shotgun in the dudes face, "I know this isn't my world, which leads me to wonder if this world, is real or fake, now I'm guessing fake, and this is all some fucked up nightmare"
"So pencil neck, what happens if I squeeze this trigger? Do you really die, or just vanish?"

"No, don't shoot him, we are all friends here, I know what everyone needs." Exclaimed Peter.
" Another song and dance." Peter Pan began singing again and twirling flips in the air.

Ash watched him with a look that can be only described as pure constipation.
"Oh fuck this !"
He blasted Peter Pan outta the air, both barrels went off at the same time.
*KABOOM*

[Letmehaveone2]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
Fuli slowed down when the streets started clearing. "Don't know what that was about. Good run though." She then turned to Jesse. "What were those creatures?" She asked.

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A faint 'vworping' could be heard as a red telephone box slowly faded in and out of existence in one of Moonlight Falls many alleyways. After a while the box solidified, becoming grounded in the material plane. It didn't appear quite as it should have though, for its windows were coated with what seemed to be an impenetrable layer of frost, which obscured all view as to what was inside. The labeling at the top too, was not scrawled in English but an odd circular script. These minor inconsistencies aside, the box wouldn't raise any eyebrows at first glance, just as its occupant had planned.

Pushing open the door, the Valeyard strode forth, checking his pockets in the process to make sure everything was where it should be. Seeing that his personal effects were all properly squared away, the Time Lord turned and closed the box's door before pulling out a small key and inserting it into the lock, one that had morphed onto the shell mere seconds after he'd exited. Turning it, he locked the only path to and from the ship before pulling it free once more, and sliding it back into his pocket. With the security of his capsule seen to, the Valeyard turned his attention back to his surroundings. From what information the scanners could provide, and as far as he could tell, this was the planet known as Sol-3 or Earth, if one wanted to get colloquial. He recalled visiting this place many times in his past lives, though he had always been so obsessed with protecting it back then.

Now, however, things had changed. For the Valeyard was the ambition the Doctor could have had, had he bothered to try. And that ambition had set its sights on this particular part of the spacetime continuum, eager to unleash chaos unrestrained.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Letmehaveone2 Jesse understood the cheetah though the others couldn’t. Perhaps this had something to do with their shared situation. He was shocked, however, as anyone would be from a talking animal.

“What creatures? The machine? I believe it was an android.” He said “But what are you? Mountain lions don’t talk.”

[Letmehaveone2]

Fuli looked at him. "I am a cheetah." She said. "We're known for our speed."

[Kenshi]

Merlin stood atop of the highest building he could find, one that gave him the best view of this city.
"Show me the king!" He shouted as he banged the end of staff down, thunder boomed in the sky above, followed by blue arches of lightning.

[MikkishtheLeprechaun]

@Letmehaveone2 A cheater? Jesse was confused.

“You cheated someone...and then were turned into a mountain lion?” Jesse asked, having never heard of a cheetah before.

Meanwhile, outside the barcade a flash appeared. When the light vanished, a naked muscle bound man could be seen.

“Must find...John Connor.” He said to himself in a German accent...but what did John Connor look like? He knew next to nothin about his assignment. Only that he was reprogrammed to protect this John Connor.

@Kenshi

So the Terminator walked into the barcade...butt fucking naked. He looked around at the patrons who hadn’t fled when the gun went off and the flying boy was killed. Eventually he turned to Ash.

“Are you John Connor?”

[Kenshi]

@MikkishtheLeprechaun
"Whoa, hey pal, mine pointing that thing somewhere else."
"Who? John Connor? I know that name, I met him earlier bub."
Ash put away the shotgun, "What's your name pal? And why are you looking for Connor?"
Ash looked around the barcade, "Can we get an overcoat for this guy, or a hat at least."
Ash grabbed some country boy's Stetson, "Here, put this down there, cause it's really hard to talk to a big muscled naked guy."