[OOC] The Wild Beyond Witchlight

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

Done.

@Dark Cloud

OK. Thank you! B is the closest Snake (10 feet), so he gets the 13 damage.

I'll get a DM post up after work today.

[Fading Memory]

Oh 5e and it’s ‘simplified mechanics’ which are so simple they go against the grain of common thought frequently. Oh how I wish critical hits were simply
Double damage’ sometimes. (Not often, but sometimes; then weapons like a dagger could be ‘triple’ and be unique that way)

But then again I’m an Orc at heart; give me more dice!

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

Oh 5e and it’s ‘simplified mechanics’ which are so simple they go against the grain of common thought frequently. Oh how I wish critical hits were simply
Double damage’ sometimes.

But then again I’m an Orc at heart; give me more dice!

@Fading Memory

I mean...

We've already got someone who rolls 2 damage dice for every successful hit at the table.

*Looking at a certain bugbear*

[Dark Cloud]

Oh 5e and it’s ‘simplified mechanics’ which are so simple they go against the grain of common thought frequently. Oh how I wish critical hits were simply
Double damage’ sometimes. (Not often, but sometimes; then weapons like a dagger could be ‘triple’ and be unique that way)

But then again I’m an Orc at heart; give me more dice!

@Fading Memory

I'm used to the Pathfinder ruling where if you crit you roll again to confirm and again to see if your can roll a fatal blow (I actually rolled three 20's in a row once as a Sorcerer and just killed the BBEG in one hit with a Chill Touch cause Undead bloodline woot woot.)

[Dark Cloud]

@Guardian Angel Haruki he takes 11 actually I added an extra +2 by mistake. (had proficiency mod on the brain sorry)

[rush99999]

Oh how I wish critical hits were simply
Double damage’ sometimes.

@Fading Memory

I don't. If you only roll once and double the damage, what happens if you only roll one point of damage? You're left with a two, that's what happens.

Meanwhile, if you roll twice, you've got a better chance of rolling a higher total and dealing more damage as a result.

[Fading Memory]

One of my old characters was a Half Orc Druid with Savage Attacker at level 4.

Circle of the Moon, etc.

Nobody expected those Auroch gore-charge critical hits to do what they did. As far as I’m aware, nothing about changing form would lose you either of the half orc racial powers of extra crit dice nor ‘stay at 1 hp’, since they’re not senses or limbs or anything, so my Auroch-charges and Dire Wolf Bites had a solid chance of just nuclear detonating people.

[Fading Memory]

@rush99999 I enjoy the game as-written to be clear, but if I had a shopping list it’d be ‘armor as damage reduction instead of AC’ and ‘Weapon diversity through crit multipliers’.

[rush99999]

I mean...

We've already got someone who rolls 2 damage dice for every successful hit at the table.

*Looking at a certain bugbear*

@Guardian Angel Haruki

And under the right circumstances, that number could in fact increase to a total of eight damage dice. (◣‿‿◢)

[Dark Cloud]

@rush99999 I enjoy the game as-written to be clear, but if I had a shopping list it’d be ‘armor as damage reduction instead of AC’ and ‘Weapon diversity through crit multipliers’.

@Fading Memory

That was AD&D and 2nd Ed AD&D.

[Dark Cloud]

@XxFellsingxX why laugh :/

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

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And under the right circumstances, that number could in fact increase to a total of eight damage dice. (◣‿‿◢)

@rush99999

………
And now I see why Wizards removed Brute from PC Bugbears.

[XxFellsingxX]

@XxFellsingxX why laugh :/

@Dark Cloud

I laughed because I'm imagining the look on the DM's face when you one-shot BBEG xP

[Dark Cloud]

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I laughed because I'm imagining the look on the DM's face when you one-shot BBEG xP

@XxFellsingxX

The whole fucking table was agog with how I a level 1 sorcerer btw as well as my first ever time playing Pathfinder fucking wrapped my hand around the face of a demon and caved it's skull in with with necrotic damage. Everyone was surprised but I was comically confused.

[Dark Cloud]

I've been told I am the funniest person when I say something funny without actually meaning to, I remember once I asked "How much of a load can a sheep carry" to my GM once and that caused the session to pause cause I asked in my characters accept (Scottish I was playing a Dwarf) and you can probably guess where this is going...

[Dark Cloud]

fyi I was asking how much weight can it carry, lol but I was a naive mfer at that moment

[Dark Cloud]

If Gabe dies my next character will be...



le frogge.

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

If Gabe dies my next character will be...



le frogge.

@Dark Cloud

I see what they mean when they say that you're funny without trying to be.

Anywho, I'm back from work. Time to get work on the DM post! XD

[XxFellsingxX]

Alright, after this battle, we need to send Bob to giant snail training or something xP

[rush99999]

@Guardian Angel Haruki

Are you sure Snake B only moved 15 feet? Because it kinda looks to me like he moved 40 feet.