[OOC] The Wild Beyond Witchlight

[Fading Memory]

I swear to all that is logical I will uppercut Jub.

[Dark Cloud]

Twas why I...OMFG I TOOK COMPREHEND LANGUAGES?!??

[Cao the Exiled]

Tsak gains the ability to make magic tattoos at 2nd lvl 😏

[XxFellsingxX]

I swear to all that is logical I will uppercut Jub.

@Fading Memory

Zav tries to uppercut Jub, but ends up uppercutting an illusory duplicate of him...

... causing Zav to just want to punch him more.

[Fading Memory]

She just does the math, concludes that only one can be real, and punches that one.

[XxFellsingxX]

The struggle:

[Dark Cloud]

The struggle:

@XxFellsingxX

Ah the age old do I take Arcane Lock and be laughed at for my literal stupidity or take Ray of Enfeeblement and kill the fighter who laughed at your sound reasoning for taking Arcane Lock after claiming a dungeon as your lair.

[rush99999]

Plus, I can just imagine Jub learning new spells would just... insist on using them. Constantly. Even when he doesn't need to.

Like "Look at what I can do!" while the rest of the party "Please... you've already shown us this five times. Stop."

@XxFellsingxX

[XxFellsingxX]

Zavakri: Don't fuck with me. I have the power of math AND anime on my side!
Jub: Wait you-
Zavakri: AAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!! *uppercuts him*

[Guardian Angel Haruki]

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@rush99999

Awww! That's cute!

[rush99999]

Zavakri: Don't fuck with me. I have the power of math AND anime on my side!
Jub: Wait you-
Zavakri: AAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!! *uppercuts him*

@XxFellsingxX

Brutrumukk: *Dropkicks Zavakri*

[Dark Cloud]

Trust me Arcane Lock is a necromancers uh I mean a completely normal local wizards best friend.

[Dark Cloud]

And my friends mocked me for being the only player to take advantage of the technology splatbook in base pathfinder, no I was just going to go technomancer and cybernetically enhance corpses do uh erm c-completely ethical uh erm biological research... :|

[XxFellsingxX]

And my friends mocked me for being the only player to take advantage of the technology splatbook in base pathfinder, no I was just going to go technomancer and cybernetically enhance corpses do uh erm c-completely ethical uh erm biological research... :|

@Dark Cloud

Okay Doctor Frankenstein

[Dark Cloud]

@XxFellsingxX Hey what can I say I was going to break the game with hordes of beefy undead, ruin my GM's day and enjoy the pain I caused AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahem, you know do wizard stuff. heh heh..hah

[Dark Cloud]

It's not that apparent how evil I am right?

[XxFellsingxX]

@XxFellsingxX Hey what can I say I was going to break the game with hordes of beefy undead, ruin my GM's day and enjoy the pain I caused AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ahem, you know do wizard stuff. heh heh..hah

@Dark Cloud

I mean, part of the charm of wizards (at least to me) is how easily you could make one go full on mad scientist.

[Dark Cloud]

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I mean, part of the charm of wizards (at least to me) is how easily you could make one go full on mad scientist.

@XxFellsingxX

Why yes you can't spell raise dead without killing your pesky party members commiting heinous crimes.

[XxFellsingxX]

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Why yes you can't spell raise dead without killing your pesky party members commiting heinous crimes.

@Dark Cloud

And this why we're all glad you're playing a Neutral Good Bard, and not that. xP

[Dark Cloud]

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And this why we're all glad you're playing a Neutral Good Bard, and not that. xP

@XxFellsingxX

Oh come now sit have a completely normal cup of tea little goblin it definitely isn't going to put you to sleep no no, these canopic jars? Phshaw they are just for decoration, not for organ harvesting.