[OOC] Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

[Vilageidiotx]

Someone should make a 'Post fggt' wallpaper.

@Chapatrap

Here you go, in full 1920x1080

Hider

This is now in my rotation.

[gorgenmast]

Very good ar-twerk. That's exactly what I pictured when I thought of the airship floating over the Strait. Masterful illustration.

[Vilageidiotx]

Y'all motherfuckers need to stop touching your wee-wees and get to postin' somethin'. I'm sittin' here waitin' to post what I've got, and nothin' is happenin'.

[Dinh AaronMk]

@Vilageidiotx

Oi, you know I got one in the works.

[Byrd Man]

I'm planning on going America all over everybody's ass fairly soon.

[The Grey Warden]

France has done nothing sinful...

yet.

[Meiyuuhi]

I'm planning on going America all over everybody's ass fairly soon.

@Byrd Man

And we'll be right behind you.

[Dinh AaronMk]

As it turns out, I will be roughly an hour away from @Gorgenmast's present location tomorrow. Will the stars allign in such a way to facilitate PrecipiceCon2015? Fate will see tomorrow.

[Vilageidiotx]

As it turns out, I will be roughly an hour away from @Gorgenmast's present location tomorrow. Will the stars allign in such a way to facilitate PrecipiceCon2015? Fate will see tomorrow.

@Dinh AaronMk

Drive to his location dressed as batman and start flopping around making bat sounds.

[Dinh AaronMk]

There was a hard truth in the club that Sahle had not comprehended when he had worked there, but there were glimpses of it in the drug-induced memories that overpowered him now. It had been like the decadent and boundless orgies of Heliogabalus, the last lewd hurrah of failing Empires. This was the end of the Ottoman Turks, the people who drank in the wealth of the east and celebrated imperium with harems and hashish, and who's one thousand years of fratricidal palace intrigues had came to their climax at the same time Sahle entered Armenia. But there was another Empire ending here. It was also the last hurrah of the 19th century European dream, the mission civilisatrice and the gentlemen who had dreamed it. Those last few orientalists of the old type, the intellectual playboys of Europe who saw the east as a lamp-lit gateway to everything mystical and erotic, this was their place and Stanley Barnham was one of their dying breed. These two, the Ottoman and the European, partied stupid for as long as time would allow, because they knew that when the sun came up over the cold new world, they would be left in a syphilitic gutter to be forgotten.

I love this paragraph.

[Vilageidiotx]

[Vilageidiotx]

This is Radio Aaron, reporting my disappearance to the Port Sanilac area.

@Dinh AaronMk

That is some hard fourth-wall breaking there.

[gorgenmast]

Oh jeez, I thought you'd say something through steam...

Fug.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Oh jeez, I thought you'd say something through steam...

Fug.

@gorgenmast

And even if I was able to when I got there there was no internet available so it's not like I could do anything.

So instead I wandered around the family reunion and took pictures of random shit, then after lunch we went to Lake Huron and I took pictures of more shit, then swam in the cold lake, and took away a souvenir for all my fun: a sun burn.

[Vilageidiotx]

Y'all should have exchanged phone numbers or something.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Which would be fine and good if I had a phone.

[Vilageidiotx]

Oh yeh, that does complicate things.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I have been expressing interest in having a phone.

Mom said that with her new hospital-based job coming up next week we'll see how things are. With any luck it'll be enough that I can have a phone and get in on a family plan among us ourselves. As it stands currently: we're actually on our cousin's group plan.

[Vilageidiotx]

You can get prepaid phones pretty cheap. Like, i'm paying $45 a month for a smartphone. If you just need a run-of-the-mill type phone, you can get those quite a bit cheaper.

You kinda gotta be careful with the big cell companies. It's like cable, they like to find whatever little way to fuck you they can.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Well I'd like to get a smart phone so I can do internet things. And I honestly want to play Fallout: Shelter.