[OOC] Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

[Vilageidiotx]

If a Lobster got as big as a hippo, I don't think its circulatory system would continue to function. At least I am pretty sure that an open circulatory system wouldn't work at that size. If I am right, that means the Hippo could just sit back and watch as the Lobster suffered from organ failure.

[Chapatrap]

Or maybe it'd be a sperm whale vs giant squid deal - the hippo crunches down on the lobster, killing it while getting piece of shell stuck in its throat and suffocates.

[TheEvanCat]

If a Lobster got as big as a hippo, I don't think its circulatory system would continue to function. At least I am pretty sure that an open circulatory system wouldn't work at that size. If I am right, that means the Hippo could just sit back and watch as the Lobster suffered from organ failure.

@Vilageidiotx

We're assuming a musculoskeletal system and related organ development that prevents a problem like that.

[StrangerDanger]

Welp. May have melanoma/skin cancer. So, with that being said I shall continue trying to form my organizations/stealing shit from @TheEvanCat.

[TheEvanCat]

Welp. May have melanoma/skin cancer. So, with that being said I shall continue trying to form my organizations/stealing shit from @TheEvanCat.

@Rain

Take 1600mg of Motrin and Ranger the fuck up.

Although that sucks, man? Hopefully you'll get a negative with more testing (I know my roommate had a bit of an HIV scare for a bit but he ended up alright.) That's really the only thing I can say.

[StrangerDanger]

@TheEvanCat

Shit happens. I'll try to get up with you soon to talk Armenia. While probably playing Space Marines. BC bad ass.

[TheEvanCat]

@TheEvanCat

Shit happens. I'll try to get up with you soon to talk Armenia. While probably playing Space Marines. BC bad ass.

@Rain

Barracks Netflix life.

[Mao Mao]

@Rain, I hope that it's in early stages and I hope that you don't have cancer at all. As for my introduction, I am stalling it because of my school's prom.

[StrangerDanger]

@Rain, I hope that it's in early stages and I hope that you don't have cancer at all. As for my introduction, I am stalling it because of my school's prom.

@The Spectre

lol prom.

Yea, if I get cancer whatever. Shit happens and I can blame somebody for money. Thus is lyf.

[Vilageidiotx]

Hopefully they let you keep your skin.

[StrangerDanger]

It would be helpful to keep my skin. I'd like to have it at least.

[Wilted Rose]

If not, I'm pretty sure the massive underground network of the Italian mafia has uses for it.

[TheEvanCat]

<Snipped quote by The Spectre>

lol prom.

Yea, if I get cancer whatever. Shit happens and I can blame somebody for money. Thus is lyf.

@Rain

am disabld vet. pls gib VA shekels

"I'M NOT STOPPING UNTIL I'M 100% DISABLED."

[Dinh AaronMk]

>Go to 4th of July
>Ride bike through fire-works show
>Shove lit Roman candle through front wheel spokes
>Fall over, scorch leg
>Blame ISIS and demand compensation

[Dinh AaronMk]

Hider

Vilageidiotx: google.com/maps/@25.7382433,32.6067183..
AaronMk #Моноліт: That looks like it could be a FPS multi-player map
AaronMk #Моноліт: And yeah I know, I just pulled it up.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Shit, I should recreate this map in TF2 at least.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Fuck, I could make it a payload map. Have to roll the bomb up that long-ass ramp, if you're not standing on it then it slides back down.
Vilageidiotx: Any time I pull up places like this on google, I get pissed I don't have enough money to go there
AaronMk #Моноліт: Do you really want to go to Egypt, all things considered in that area?
Vilageidiotx: Like, we really need to sell PoW so we can create a PoW tour and visit this place because I wrote a shootout there
AaronMk #Моноліт: Or maybe it's south enough
AaronMk #Моноліт: We make a PoW vidya gaem.
Vilageidiotx: Egypt is one of those places that will hand over heels protect its tourists
AaronMk #Моноліт: Set it up like StarWars Battlefront.
Vilageidiotx: Heh
AaronMk #Моноліт: Massive class-based objective-oriented shooter.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Massive maps like this.
Vilageidiotx: If I had modding powers
AaronMk #Моноліт: Enable a special class to be like Chinese anti-gas troopers.
Vilageidiotx: Everyone gets specifilzied troops
AaronMk #Моноліт: Effectively deploy people in FO3 Chinese stealth suits. vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/i..
Vilageidiotx: Spain has their Cazadores, Ethiopia their Walinzi and Shiftas
AaronMk #Моноліт: Except with gas masks and not t hose optic helmets.
Vilageidiotx: America has their hard-bitten private eyes
AaronMk #Моноліт: lol
AaronMk #Моноліт: Well what I can see being done is something like this:
AaronMk #Моноліт: Seperate it not by nations, but by alliance.
AaronMk #Моноліт: And you can pick which nation in that alliance.
Vilageidiotx: That could get confusing if you deal with, say, Russia
AaronMk #Моноліт: And being strict to the canon be damned, if you want to be a Chinese rifle man at Dire Dawa be it
Vilageidiotx: or the North American War
Vilageidiotx: Because youd want to do those too
AaronMk #Моноліт: Well in those cases we'd have to lock those.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Do maybe a DLC thing.
Vilageidiotx: There'd have to be a LA beach invasion map
AaronMk #Моноліт: Have multiple theaters or whatever.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Lmao
AaronMk #Моноліт: Fucking have civilians running around like Jawas.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Except useless.
Vilageidiotx: Hell yes
Vilageidiotx: Then you include the battlefield hero system
Vilageidiotx: kill enough blokes you can be Hassan
AaronMk #Моноліт: Kill enough you can be Tsien Huang, who I'm re-introducing.
AaronMk #Моноліт: I'mma have him and a squad in this post actually try ti find out what the fuck happened with that bomb train that hit Surgut.
Vilageidiotx: kill enough people as Armenia you can be ron paul
AaronMk #Моноліт: Might go around and connect to the Hong Kong shit then and how a kid can get a tank engine. Mafiya connections in Hong Kong are able to occasionally obtain Chinese military parts so they start building their own tanks.
AaronMk #Моноліт: lmao
Vilageidiotx: I realize the line for military heroes in PoW is weird
AaronMk #Моноліт: Play Tsien Huang, burn people with an infinite amm oflame-thrower.
Vilageidiotx: most are either regular folk or politicial leaders
AaronMk #Моноліт: Play as Sen Zhou, charge at shit with a sword and pistol while dressed in combat anti-gas stuff.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Spanish special soldiers use gas weapons.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Throw out clouds of toxic gas.
Vilageidiotx: Spain you'd have to use generals
Vilageidiotx: There are some soldiers but they are regular guys
AaronMk #Моноліт: We need more super-soldier characters.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Maybe I'll make Tsung a super-soldier by accident.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Like he doesn't mean to, but he does amazing shit purely by mistake.
Vilageidiotx: You could use people like Zhou or Leyla I suppose
Vilageidiotx: But the number of military figures who'd be well known is rather slim
Vilageidiotx: Especially when you take out the number of them that aren't in combat roles
AaronMk #Моноліт: For the second great war we need to change that.
AaronMk #Моноліт: Just have notable balls-to-the-wall warriors.
AaronMk #Моноліт: The sort who surf into battle, sing Come All Ye Faithful as the chop the enemy apart with a battle axer.
Vilageidiotx: I have three thought up who have all already showed up in the RP
AaronMk #Моноліт: Axe*
AaronMk #Моноліт: Seemingly blind to bullets.
Vilageidiotx: But yeh, we need more people than just Private Jenkins for video game heroes
AaronMk #Моноліт: Jun might be considered a super-soldier, or I always wanted him to be one.
Vilageidiotx: The Rouge General I guess
Vilageidiotx: that would be fun
AaronMk #Моноліт: lol
AaronMk #Моноліт: Jun would probably play like a jedi who can't block bullets imo
Vilageidiotx: Yeh, all the sword fighters would be Chinese
AaronMk #Моноліт: Run at people with his not-samurai sword and cut up people.
Vilageidiotx: Well, Hassan has a scimitar
Vilageidiotx: Fuck it, just make game heroes for everybody
Vilageidiotx: Have Hou floating over the battle like Yoda
AaronMk #Моноліт: Though on Battlefront too, you could play as Princess Liea and she didn't really have a battle roll in the movies I don't think.
Vilageidiotx: She shot some folk a few time
AaronMk #Моноліт: True, but I don't think she ever threw down on Hoth.
Vilageidiotx: It is inexplicable that she joined strike teams, but she did
Vilageidiotx: Not Hoth, but she threw down on Endor
Vilageidiotx: It's like if one of Obama's daughters went to Afghanistan
AaronMk #Моноліт: If only Battlefront 3 wasn't released like it was a demo for a bigger game.
AaronMk #Моноліт: TWO MAPS
AaronMk #Моноліт: TWO HEROES
Vilageidiotx: I saw that
AaronMk #Моноліт: NO CLASSES
Vilageidiotx: Dinky mofo
Vilageidiotx: Battlefront 2 was the shit
AaronMk #Моноліт: EVERYTHING DLC
Vilageidiotx: That was literally the first thing I did with my drivers license
Vilageidiotx: I drove to blockbuster and bought that game
AaronMk #Моноліт: I remember I got good enough against the AI in 2 that I could max out everything.
Vilageidiotx: the morning I got the license
AaronMk #Моноліт: But there were still some maps that I could just not win because they felt so imbalanced.
AaronMk #Моноліт: lol
Vilageidiotx: I remember wasting time in multiplayer trying to take down AT-AT's with snowspeeder cables
Vilageidiotx: that was a bitch
Vilageidiotx: dammit, now I want to go to egypt and I also want to play PoW battlefront
Vilageidiotx: this is some bs
AaronMk #Моноліт: lmao
Vilageidiotx: who do i vote for to get all this shit?
AaronMk #Моноліт: I should post this in the thread for shits
AaronMk #Моноліт: Vote for Evan, he will make all the Blender models.
Vilageidiotx: Heh
Vilageidiotx: In Arma
Vilageidiotx: Though all the Arma videos I've seen is just people doing tricks in their underwear

WHY IS THIS ONLY A DREAM?

[Wilted Rose]

See, a battlefront like game is all fine and dandy but, I want a PoW World Leaders dating simulator.

[Vilageidiotx]

See, a battlefront like game is all fine and dandy but, I want a PoW World Leaders dating simulator.

@Wilted Rose

If there is one about birds, there might as well be one about getting Sahle and Claro to bone.

[Dinh AaronMk]

And if there's one about personified tanks there might as well be one about anime PoW characters.

[Vilageidiotx]

And if there's one about personified tanks there might as well be one about anime PoW characters.

@Dinh AaronMk

...i'm so, so sorry for that

[Pepperm1nts]

All the characters struck from canon have abilities that allow them to warp in and out of reality.