NAME: (Doctor) Gregory House.
GENDER: Male.
AGE: 35 years of age.
APPEARANCE: PERSONALITY: Addicted to Vicodin, a fixed-dose combination analgesic containing acetaminophen and hydrocodone, which is the most frequently recommended opioid pain reliever prescribed by US oral surgeons. To offset his leg pain, House has at least six bottles on him at all times, of which he acquired via blackmailing a pharmacist. You may be wondering "how is this his personality?" You wouldn't ask that question after witnessing how many Vicodin he takes.
He is considered witty and bitterly sarcastic, as well as impatient with those around him. Alas. He can't avoid socializing, as addressed in "Talents" below, for:
TALENTS: He is an expert at diagnosing ailments. Of course to do that, he needs to talk to people, unfortunately. This is made worse by his tendency to use a long sword he stole from the local museum as a cane. Why? Well there's demons invading. Allegedly it's a holy sword. If it's not a holy sword, it's still a sword. Metal cuts flesh. Demons have flesh. He wasn't a surgeon in school or when practicing but he's got the rough idea. He also has an analytical mind, capable of finding solutions that may be prudent in any given situation if not highly illegal and morally dubious.
WEAKNESSES: He has a consistent limp with his left leg. Granted, his consumption of oral painkillers coupled with his "go get 'em" attitude helps overcome this, but those aren't perfect solutions. Side effects of Vicodin consumption can include impaired judgement, slowed to halted breathing,
and an overwhelming urge to consume more Vicodin. Who knew?
WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMON HORDE/WHY DO YOU WANT TO SLAVE HUMANITY?:House would strongly hope the latter statement is meant to ask why he wants to "save" humanity. He isn't really into the whole BDSM community. All the same, if demon hordes conquer the planet, he's probably gonna permanently have his license revoked. Never mind his conditional parole and that whole mess. Can't really work a 9-5 in the medical field if the hospital's annihilated by demons, is this a serious question?
Look up
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, shut up, and never ask me this question again.