MGC PRISON WELCOMES YOU, SCUM VALUED PRISONER!
Hi, I am Greeting Unit 320H, or GUH. And I am here to welcome you to your eternal stay at MGC Prison!
Your purpose here is to rot and die for your crimes, but don't you worry your soft and hopefully fragile little head, while you're waiting for your slow inevitable death, there are many activities to occupy your... less than valuable time!
Such activities include: Darts; Axe Throwing; Beating The Everloving Crap Out Of Your Cellmates With Metal Pipes; and for you immortals out there, we have self torture chambers in each cell, just for you.
Your cell numbers and inmate numbers will be ingrained into your memories at the next gate, thank you for choosing MGC Prison!
Your purpose here is to rot and die for your crimes, but don't you worry your soft and hopefully fragile little head, while you're waiting for your slow inevitable death, there are many activities to occupy your... less than valuable time!
Such activities include: Darts; Axe Throwing; Beating The Everloving Crap Out Of Your Cellmates With Metal Pipes; and for you immortals out there, we have self torture chambers in each cell, just for you.
Your cell numbers and inmate numbers will be ingrained into your memories at the next gate, thank you for choosing MGC Prison!
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