Ladies, are you self-conscious and/or alcoholic?

[mdk]

Now you can kill two birds with one stone!


......honest, I was just looking for some cheap port wine.....

[idlehands]

I thought you were looking for a date.

[Darog the Badger God]

Idlehands came in with a 2nd degree burn!

[Smiral]

neither

[mdk]

idlehands said
I thought you were looking for a date.

erm.... that's supposed to start like three minutes in. Fuck.

[Awson]

You only wish you could embed with time signatures.

[mdk]

Awson said
You only wish you could embed with time signatures.

I could on oldguild.

[idlehands]

:tear:

That emote would have worked on OldGuild too.

I can't watch that anyway, filters at work.

[TP]

is there one of these for a guy? and does it have to be wine, because that shit is weak?

[mdk]

TP said
is there one of these for a guy? and does it have to be wine, because that shit is weak?

WHAT SO MEN CAN'T HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS YOU SEXIST?!?

Ahem. The best I've seen for our predicament is the cane flask.

[idlehands]

I see potential in a cod piece flask.

[mbl]

yo, girl, you wanna drink some wine from mah dick?

I could see it

[Awson]

I think we need to have as many different crotch-liquids as we can get.

[mdk]

mbl said
yo, girl, you wanna drink some wine from mah dick?I could see it

SINCE THERE'S NO TIMESTAMP YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH IT ALL

[idlehands]

TL;DW

[Halo]

mdk said
WHAT SO MEN CAN'T HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS YOU SEXIST?!?Ahem. The best I've seen for our predicament is the .

It's gender discrimination for manboobs to not be considered equal to boobs. Mine are magnificent, I'll have you all know. Magnificent!

[monstahunta]

Halo said
It's gender discrimination for manboobs to not be considered equal to boobs. Mine are , I'll have you all know. Magnificent!

[Cayden Black]

TP said
is there one of these for a guy? and does it have to be wine, because that shit is weak?

I like to drink wine, and shandy too. A tippet of whisky is good with cheese and crackers. Red wine though, that is divinity unto itself...

[Goldmarble]

Cayden Black said
I like to drink wine, and shandy too. A tippet of whisky is good with cheese and crackers. Red wine though, that is divinity unto itself...

Bah, so wrong. Wine is terrible. All of it.

Whiskey, Tequila....that's where everything is at.

[Cayden Black]

Goldmarble said
Bah, so wrong. Wine is terrible. All of it.Whiskey, Tequila....that's where everything is at.

To each his own GoldMarble. Just another type of diversity, another way to prove this world is full of interesting differences.