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Goblins: The Chihuahuas of Fantasy.

Wait actually, unless you're Tolkien. Those Goblins were nasty. They looked like bogeys.
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The Soul is undoubtedly a mystical place. It's up to you how you want to construct the goblins.
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Y'all might not want to pick on goblins. Let's just say that knights aren't their only friends. ;)


Do those friends require the having of a tongue and or hands to summon?
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Goblins would probably be a large part of the Naeri from what I hear, thus they'd have their support! :3
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Goblins would probably be a large part of the Naeri from what I hear, thus they'd have their support! :3


Oh holy GODS not the Naeri! They're like the A-Team of caravans! They say that before they kill you, they give you a serenade based on the torture they're about to inflict! AND THEN THEY DON'T LET YOU DIE.
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Doesn't require tongues or hands, just distress and other nearby goblins. Or if the goblin dies...
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Doesn't require tongues or hands, just distress and other nearby goblins. Or if the goblin dies...


In a hypothetical situation, exactly how many hands would it take before the goblin swarm gave up?

Edit: Also Naeri and Goblins sound absolutely dreadful. They're UNHANDSABLE.
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Is this taking into account hypothetical worgs and Megagoblins?
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Oh holy GODS not the Naeri! They're like the A-Team of caravans! They say that before they kill you, they give you a serenade based on the torture they're about to inflict! AND THEN THEY DON'T LET YOU DIE.


What is with the assumption that the Naeri aren't physically dangerous?

And they will kill to avenge or protect life. >_>
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What is with the assumption that the Naeri aren't physically dangerous?And they will kill to avenge or protect life. >_>


It might be because they're a mobile bard college. It's not the most intimidating thing ever, you have to admit.
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What is with the assumption that the Naeri aren't physically dangerous?And they will kill to avenge or protect life. >_>


I was under the impression they literally grabbed people and subjugated them to a serenade then proceeded to pull their teeth out and used their large intestines to festoon the caravans.

I don't co
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Is this taking into account hypothetical worgs and Megagoblins?


Don't be ridiculous! Worgs don't have hands and Megagoblins, being Mega, have hands far too large to cut off with anything but a toothsaw.

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It might be because they're a mobile bard college. It's not the most intimidating thing ever, you have to admit.


Harp strings can be used to strangle bandits in a pinch, so that brings their terror factor up a lot.
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NewSun said
It might be because they're a mobile bard college. It's not the most intimidating thing ever, you have to admit.


This is true.
But I also said they have had very bloody disputes in the past, and are to be considered very dangerous to pirate and bandit types. And to have such a large group spanning all races and countries, even continents, you'd think they'd have political sway as well, considering they could make trade routes very inhospitable, ironic considering they themselves are traders if they're traveling in a caravan.
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Chrononaut said
I was under the impression they literally grabbed people and subjugated them to a serenade then proceeded to pull their teeth out and used their large intestines to festoon the caravans.I don't coDon't be ridiculous! Worgs don't have hands and Megagoblins, being Mega, have hands far too large to cut off with anything but a toothsaw.Harp strings can be used to strangle bandits in a pinch, so that brings their terror factor up a lot.


I know you're trying to be funny, but it's really not appreciated after the first bit.
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This is true.But I also said they have had very bloody disputes in the past, and are to be considered very dangerous to pirate and bandit types. And to have such a large group spanning all races and countries, even continents, you'd think they'd have political sway as well, considering they could make trade routes very inhospitable, ironic considering they themselves are traders if they're traveling in a caravan.


Sure, but even monkey colonies have bloody disputes; and due to safety in numbers, I think any large gathering would pose a threat to bandits and pirates through numbers alone. And absolutely, I don't doubt they have huge political sway, some areas more than others, especially the more 'cultured' parts of Enduwin, but looking at this from a solely intimidation standpoint, their very nature would probably not be outwardly threatening to anyone. For example, compare what it would be like to see two groups walking down the street: a group of 1000 singers and dancers, some of whom may have had martial arts training (not that you'd ever know by looking at them) and a group of 30 well armed soldiers with rifles, grenades, the whole works. At first glance, i'd definitely be much more afraid of the soldiers because they look more likely to just shoot me in the face and be done with it. Both groups would be capable of skinning you alive if they wanted, but i'm always going to run away from the scariest first.
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Lone goblins aren't too scary. Get them to swarm, though, and it's like death guaranteed.

They're like ZOMBIES :O
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Sure, but even monkey colonies have bloody disputes; and due to safety in numbers, I think any large gathering would pose a threat to bandits and pirates through numbers alone. And absolutely, I don't doubt they have huge political sway, some areas more than others, especially the more 'cultured' parts of Enduwin, but looking at this from a solely intimidation standpoint, their very nature would probably not be outwardly threatening to anyone. For example, compare what it would be like to see two groups walking down the street: a group of 1000 singers and dancers, some of whom may have had martial arts training (not that you'd ever know by looking at them) and a group of 30 well armed soldiers with rifles, grenades, the whole works. At first glance, i'd definitely be much more afraid of the soldiers because they look more likely to just shoot me in the face and be done with it. Both groups would be capable of skinning you alive if they wanted, but i'm always going to run away from the scariest first.


I agree, my entire argument is everyone needs to stop Assuming.

Assuming OOC, before you even see Naeri in action. I mean, this is fantasy, and as role players you should understand weird things happen that baffle the mind :0. May I remind you of werecats in Eragon. Unassuming but very dangerous.
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I agree, my entire argument is everyone needs to stop Assuming.


I agree entirely, but you did ask where the assumption came from. Just doing my job.
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I agree, my entire argument is everyone needs to stop Assuming.Assuming OOC, before you even see Naeri in action. I mean, this is fantasy, and as role players you should understand weird things happen that baffle the mind :0. May I remind you of werecats in Eragon. Unassuming but very dangerous.


Well, to be fair we literally can only imagine what they look like when fully armed (with scimitars, I'm imagining) so we can only assume the sheer horrors we are about to see.
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Well, to be fair we literally can only imagine what they look like when fully armed (with scimitars, I'm imagining) so we can only assume the sheer horrors we are about to see.


We're talking about circus people here. Dragons aren't the only ones who can breath fire ;)
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I don't know how this website feels about this, but...

Eragon wasn't very good. :)

May I remind you of werecats in Eragon.


Also I think the general consensus here is that everybody has tricks up their sleeves. Nobody has a specific advantage over any one else because we're all sneaky bastards. So yeah, the Naeri might have a couple of unexpected combat skills, but so do the Goblins by the sounds of it, maybe even the Orcs, the Dragon! Maybe even the Knight or the Jungle Lady. Who knows.
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