Just so you guys know I'm at work right now, I haven't read whatever shenanigans you were up to in here, just the IC, anyways, probably won't be back until 11 or so tonight, in about 6 hours, see you then
Set the ball in the center between two forwards from different sides, back away quickly, and blow the whistle once you are a safe distance away. They'll fight for control of the ball on their own. (At least that's my understanding.)