Mahz

[Zed]

Why the fuck did you reverse Nat's ban after he came into the IRC and begged like a pathetic little bitch.
Just, why.
You knew he was just gonna come back here and shit all over everything again.
For fuck's sake, just ban him permanently and end everyone's suffering.
Alright, I'm done with this cesspool.
Zed out.

[natsumehack]

Zed said
Why the fuck did you reverse Nat's ban after he came into the IRC and begged like a pathetic little bitch.
Just, why.
You knew he was just gonna come back here and shit all over everything again.
For fuck's sake, just ban him permanently and end everyone's suffering.
Alright, I'm done with this cesspool.
Zed out.

Wow, first post in spam, in like forever for you.

[Jorick]

Zed is the worst, but even he is greatly outclassed by how horrible Nat is. I approve of the message in the OP.

[Giygas]

Nat shouldn't be banned because he's a nice guy, an honest guy, the best guy.

[Jorick]

Mahz, also ban that Giygas guy while you're at it. He's clearly dangerously delusional and is a danger to himself and others, so you should lock him away forever.

[andromedene]

Just ban all of us. Just fucking destroy us. Please.

[Drakel]

Zed said
Why the fuck did you reverse Nat's ban after he came into the IRC and begged like a pathetic little bitch.
Just, why.
You knew he was just gonna come back here and shit all over everything again.
For fuck's sake, just ban him permanently and end everyone's suffering.
Alright, I'm done with this cesspool.
Zed out.

Jorick said
Mahz, also ban that Giygas guy while you're at it. He's clearly dangerously delusional and is a danger to himself and others, so you should lock him away forever.

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN GO HERE!!!

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE GUYS!!!

...

Shit Nat must be THAT bad if he's being called the worst by people who don't even come here. Soon even people who don't even know nat are going to be like "Hey do you know nat?" "No but I heard about that Horrible"

But in truth there is a new member even worse than Nat imo... He calls people Nerd and abuses the word like Smiral Abuses a Pussy.

[idlehands]

Could it be because of the inane drivel that permeates the Spam boards that so many have left?

[The Imagination]

I've been trying to get Mahz to push the red button on Spam for months.

I just don't have the money to drive out to Texas to give him that free rectal exam I promised in exchange, you lucky fucks. I have my latex glove sitting here, accumulating dust.

One of these days, Mahz, one of these days!

[mbl]

No, we need Nat; it's his constant thread spamming is what gives spam any appearance of still being alive. We can't show any weakness. If you think Nat is bad, imagine the hell if OT or Free invades. These are troubled times and Nat is one of the few guardians left.

I'm suspicious, Zed suddenly coming back and demanding Nat's ban... Jorick too. I think someone is turning our old members against us.

[Jorick]

Drakel said
YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN GO HERE!!!

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE GUYS!!!

...

Shit Nat must be THAT bad if he's being called the worst by people who don't even come here. Soon even people who don't even know nat are going to be like "Hey do you know nat?" "No but I heard about that Horrible"

But in truth there is a new member even worse than Nat imo... He calls people Nerd and abuses the word like Smiral Abuses a Pussy.

idlehands said
Could it be because of the inane drivel that permeates the Spam boards that so many have left?

Yup, you're correct idlehands. I barely even bother to look at Spam nowadays because of how Nat and other awful people have taken it over.

mbl said
No, we need Nat; it's his constant thread spamming is what gives spam any appearance of still being alive. We can't show any weakness. If you think Nat is bad, imagine the hell of OT or Free invades. These are troubled times and Nat is one of the few guardians left.

I'm suspicious, Zed suddenly coming back and demanding Nat's ban... Jorick too. I think someone is turning our old members against us.

Yeah, Nat and the new annoying denizens of Spam have turned old members against the current group. It's no conspiracy, just our distaste for the new paradigm.

Also, a lot of my time has been spent in the Off-Topic area instead of here in Spam. The sad fact of the matter is that I now find that cesspool more pleasant than this one. Dark times have come to Spam, and I see no light on the horizon.

[idlehands]

Jorick said
Yup, you're correct idlehands. I barely even bother to look at Spam nowadays because of how Nat and other awful people have taken it over.

It's been a slow weathering away.

[Holmishire]

Jorick said
Dark times have come to Spam, and I see no light on the horizon.

Sometimes light must come from within, and not from without. Perhaps what Spam needs is a saviour. A lightbringer.

The lightbringer.

[mbl]

Holmishire said
Sometimes light must come from within, and not from without. Perhaps what Spam needs is a saviour. A lightbringer. lightbringer.

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

[Lady Squee]

its game of thrones dayyyyyyy

[natsumehack]

I think jorick is just Jelly of how I am keeping spam alive.

[The Imagination]

Edit: You know what? No.

I'm just gonna sidestep out of here.



Ya'll mothafuckas need Zoidberg.

[ishtar]

*shrugs*

[The Imagination]

Ya'll mothafuckas need Ishtar, too.

[Ace of Spades]

I think he should've just killed off the Spam section altogether.

It is but a shell of the place I once knew, empty chairs at empty tables, and all that jazz.