Spam Biography

[Wayne]

natsumehack said
I do quite enjoy twists.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

This is fun. Do me.

[BrobyDDark]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
This is fun. Do me.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

BrobyDDark said

[Wayne]

Fuck, Broby beat me to it.

Time for bed.

[Drakel]

Make me a biography, kay? kay.

[Darog the Badger God]

Joegreenbeen said
When Darog the Badger God was born, he was nothing close to his current title. He was the runt of the litter and his name was just Gorad. Gorad was extremely uninspired and was always picked on. Gorad didn't care what others thought, all he did was lay in the medows and stare at the dirt, because he laid face down. The little badgers life was changed forever when:... (Someone pick up.)

Barioth said
He developed a serious addiction to crystal meth. An addiction so powerful, he sold the rest of his badger litter into slavery to sate the inner demons. Gorad lived day to day, pushing aside basic badger needs all for a hit of the good stuff. Eventually meth didn't give him the kick he needed anymore. He needed something new, more powerful. As he stuck the heroin needle into his vein he witnessed something that changed his life, it was :

Azarthes said
Jane dyingThen his asshole friend gave him to some neo nazis

Or

Wayne said
a stroke. And he lived the rest of his life as a paraplegic, trying to whack all passersby with an old cudgel while screaming obscenities in Icelandic, angry at their ability to still walk.

And thus "The Ballad of Darog the Badger God" was written.

[Beatrix]

I'd love one as well.

[Joegreenbeen]

Wait! Shouldn't we finish Dragon with him turning into the Badger God. I say we go off Wayne's last post to do so.

[Kaga]

[Darog the Badger God]

Joegreenbeen said
Wait! Shouldn't we finish Dragon with him turning into the Badger God. O say we go off Wayne's last post to do so.

Preferably the The Bodger god part.

[Larfleeze]

Darog the Badger God said
Preferably the The Bodger god part.

Urban Dictionary said
bodger
1. Anyone who creates objects (machines, vehicles, buildings , etc.) from a mishmash of found or improvised materials

2. An expert in bodging: bodge

3. An unorthodox hobbyist or artist whose body of work has been hobbled together from garbage or materials used in ways that deviate from their intended purpose
Every bodger knows that PVC pipe and duct tape are two most important resources on Earth.

You can commonly find bodgers in their natural habitat: hardware stores, dumpsters, and junkyards.

[Drakel]

Joegreenbeen said
Wait! Shouldn't we finish Dragon with him turning into the Badger God. O say we go off Wayne's last post to do so.

The latter.

And He's Drago, not dragon you silly been.

[Joegreenbeen]

Drakel said
The latter. And He's Drago, not dragon you silly been.

Stupid auto-correct...

[Kaga]

Joegreenbeen said
Stupid auto-correct...

Auto-correct is evil.

Kill it.

[natsumehack]

Do one for me.

[Joegreenbeen]

Kaga said
Auto-correct is evil.Kill it.

Done.

[Barioth]

You've given yourself a big task, Joe. All these people want a biography and this thread will look petty if they aren't given one.

[Joegreenbeen]

Barioth said
You've given yourself a big task, Joe. All these people want a biography and this thread will look petty if they aren't given one.

It is up to the people to make the biographies they want, but I think I am going to make a waiting list on the first post, so everyone knows how long it'll take. Speaking of first post, I added a rule and archived the beginning of Drago's biography. (I changed how Wayne's post fit in, so it can be continued to Gorads accension.)

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Barioth said
You've given yourself a big task, Joe. All these people want a biography and this thread will look petty if they aren't given one.

I resent false advertising.