[OOC] Super Heroes/Villians

[thewizardguy]

WizardGirl said
Read in order and understand it, i think reading it all again might help you

Thanks for the reminder.
*Stabs you in the gut repeatedly.*

[Sapphire]

You know by stab he means he is going to use a rusty spoon. WizardGuy loves his rusty spoons.

[thewizardguy]

I do indeed. They are my favorite toy. However, for this I'm going to have to use a shank I borrowed from a friend.

[WizardGirl]

But, thats my shank…see its got the purple heart i put on mine…you stole my shank didn't you?

[jorthon]

No I stole it then I lent it the wizardguy

[thewizardguy]

Me and Jorthon are conspiring against you.

[WizardGirl]

Why…why?

[Sapphire]

Because they are jealous of your shank.

[jorthon]

I just wanted a shank then he asked if he could borrow a shank from me.

[thewizardguy]

Of course, now I have the shank, and you all have nothing. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sapphire]

Then I guess you won't mind me over here with all your rusty spoons.

[thewizardguy]

No way!
*Checks pocket*
Why would you do such a horrible thing?

[Sapphire]

*shrugs*
Because I want to, I think I'll melt them down and make something more useful.

[thewizardguy]

THERE IS NOTHING MORE USEFUL THAN A RUSTY SPOON!

[Sapphire]

Which is why I made a rusty platter so I can hit people over the head with it.
I don't need rusty spoons.

[thewizardguy]

The rust only helps when you cut people!

[Sapphire]

Well I personally prefer to smash things into a pulp, perhaps I should have made a hammer.

[thewizardguy]

Then why would you make it rusty?

[Sapphire]

Platters have edges too, useful if I'm ever feeling slicey.

[WizardGirl]

*Smiles*
Whatever…i am leaving with your pants…
*Leaves then room while holding everyone's pants*