Some sorta game

[Elendra]

No drawings, no promises of this being great, or lasting a long time. I just happened to remember a text based adventure game I made in 9th grade in computer science class. I don't remember all of it, but I sure do remember the beginning. So I'm going to nostalgia myself for a bit, and run what I can remember, and if it's fun enough, more. I'm the computer, you shits are the player. Let's do this.

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You awake in a dank dark stone chamber, a prison cell probably. There's a bucket with a foul smell coming from it, and a broom in the corner. There's one door, to the north, that has a barred window. The only light in your room comes from between those bars, and under the door. You are alone. You do not hear anything. What do you do?

[The Nexerus]

Open the door.

[Halo]

Call out to see if there's anyone nearby. That always ends well in horror movies, right?

[Elendra]

The Nexerus said
Open the door.

You open the door, surprised that it's not fucking locked. This is like the opposite of a survival horror game. You are able to enter the room to the north now. What do you do?

[Smiral]

fall through the world

[Elendra]

Smiral said
fall through the world

You fall down but don't fall through the world. It seems that it's physical like you are. Damn, you were hoping for some trippy shit. What do you do?

[Barioth]

Screech and shit on the floor

[Jorick]

Grab the bucket from the room and venture forth into the unknown.

[andromedene]

Pour the smelly bucket in the hall. To ward off predators, of course.

[Alphakoka]

Take up the broom as weapon and a fowl from the bucket.

[Elendra]

ImANargleHunter said
Pour the smelly bucket in the hall. To ward off predators, of course.

You chuck that shit into the hall beyond your door. As you do, you see a silver glimmer in it. There was a key in that bucket! And now it's in the next room, and covered in shit. Probably chicken shit because of that original typo. What do you do?

[Jorick]

Retrieve the key.

[Jster]

Go into next room, pick up bucket and put on head.

[Elendra]

Jorick said
Retrieve the key.

The key isn't in this room, it's in the next room. But to cut down on shit we'll just say you go into the next room to get it.

In the next room there is another door to the north, and a door to the east as well. The northern door is a lot more intimidating and stuff than the east door. On the west wall is a single suit of armour, standing up. A decorative piece. On the floor is a splatter of poopy water, and the key you just got. It really stinks. There are some torches on the walls of the room as well. You do not hear anything. You are alone. What do you do?

[Jster]

Put the bucket on my head.

[Elendra]

Jster said
Put the bucket on my head.

You look at the bucket. You are not getting that anywhere near your head if you can prevent it. Instead, you equip it as your weapon. What do you do?

[Barioth]

Equip the armor

[Jster]

Elendra said
You look at the bucket. You are not getting that anywhere near your head if you can prevent it. Instead, you equip it as your weapon. What do you do?

Acceptable.

[Elendra]

Barioth said
Equip the armor

You try to take the armour off the stand it is currently on, but are unable to. It's too heavy for you to move, or otherwise held in place. You are able to get the helmet off, and equip that instead. What do you do?

[Jorick]

Charge bravely to the northern door and try to open it.