Some sorta game

[natsumehack]

Search the dark for a grue

[Elendra]

Jorick said
Charge bravely to the northern door and try to open it.

You charge into the door, and find that you can't open it. Instead you bounce off it and fall backwards into the poopy water. Gross. What do you do?

[Barioth]

Kick down the east door

[Elendra]

Barioth said
Kick down the east door

You kick the door, but it doesn't move. Your leg hurts. Ouch. There is a discernible lock on the door, if only you had the key to it. What do you do?

[Barioth]

Attempt to break locke with bucket weapon

[Overwatch]

procure your arms.

[Jorick]

Use the key to open the lock on the door.

hurrdurr

[Elendra]

Jorick said
Use the key to open the lock on the door.hurrdurr

You did it. You opened the lock. The door is now unlocked. You may go east. What do you do?

[Herzinth]

Try to use the key on the suit of armour

[Barioth]

Go east.

[Elendra]

Barioth said
Go east.

You go into the east room, and it appears to be an office. It's well lit, and there's a mighty fine desk and chair. On the east wall, is a map, although you're not entirely sure what the map is of, other than not of the building you're in. A country? A continent? It's not very clear. There are stacks of papers on the desk, and a quill and ink well as well. You hear nothing. You are alone. What do you do?

[Jorick]

See if the desk has drawers, and if so search them for helpful objects.

[Barioth]

Write a research paper

[Alphakoka]

See if the stack of papers had something written on them, if so, read the most important looking one.

[Elendra]

Jorick said
See if the desk has drawers, and if so search them for helpful objects.

The desk does in fact have drawers, and as you open them to look around, you see some papers that catch your eye. Why, it's a picture of you! Or at least you think it's you. Apparently you were a prisoner here, but why on earth would--

Suddenly, the door to the west slams shut.

Well that's probably fine. Anyway, why on earth would you be in prison? You don't remember that stuff, but you do know your name now, it's...

Oh, it's blotched out. It looks like someone spilled ink over where your name would be. Lame. Oh well, it's not important.

What do you do?

[Jster]

Go open the door to the west.

[Elendra]

Jster said
Go open the door to the west.

It opens readily, giving you access back to the room that you came from. See? Fine. What do you do?

[Jorick]

Go see if the northern door will open now because reasons.

[Barioth]

Examine map for clues.

[Elendra]

Jorick said
Go see if the northern door will open now because reasons.

You go west into the room and oh this is lovely. Someone has apparently come through and cleaned up everything while you were in the other room, that's nice of them. To your surprise, the northern door does in fact open now. This is such good fortune and not in the least bit suspicious. Also the armour is gone. What do you do?