Some sorta game

[Vordak]

Grab a torch off the wall, charge towards the northen door and slam it inwards with a kick. If the door opens, sling the torch inside, yelling "FIRE IN THE FUCKING HOOOOLE!", then bravely stick to the wall, just next to the doorway.

Find the crawlspace, and head back to the room where chickenshit was spilled priorly. Grab a torch, go to crawlspace, head north and set the wood in front of me on fire. As soon as it catches, GTFO, while hystericaly laughing. Wait, patiently wait, then return to see the result.

[The Nexerus]

Befriend the rat, and name him Sergeant Sniffles.

[Elendra]

Joegreenbeen said
Find and equip a torch (Didn't you mention one?) as a weapon, then set fire to the office room. After that, or if I you can't find the torch, find and kill the rat.

You try to reach around in the darkness for where the torch was on the wall before it went out, but you instead stub your toe, step on the rat, the rat bites you, ouch ouch ouch. You slam your shit bucket into the rat and kill it in retaliation. What do you do?

[Elendra]

The Nexerus said
Befriend the rat, and name him Sergeant Sniffles.

You miss the rat, and mourn his passing. Poor Sergeant Sniffles.

[The Nexerus]

Elendra said
You miss the rat, and mourn his passing. Poor Sergeant Sniffles.

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[Elendra]

Bumpith

[Jorick]

Feel around along the walls and try to find a door. If a door is found, attempt standard opening protocol. If no door is found, commence weeping subroutine.

[Elendra]

Jorick said
Feel around along the walls and try to find a door. If a door is found, attempt standard opening protocol. If no door is found, commence weeping subroutine.

You are able to find the hole you crawled in to enter this dark secret room, but that's about it. Your eyes water just a bit at your half success. Mama would be so disappointed. What do you do?

[The Nexerus]

Clean up Sergeant Snuffles' corpse, then give him an impromptu funeral procession.

[Jorick]

Go back through the crawlspace.

[azarhiro]

Eat Sergeant sniffles because your to hungry to think.then crawl back to the room with the chicken shit.and go through the north door.

[Joegreenbeen]

Wait for Elandra to post, and while doing so have the side of your personality that killed the rat stop the funeral and eat Sgt. Sniffles body.