[OOC] Welcome to Hikari Ryodan Academy

[TheWendil]

I get the feeling that Aurora is going to be the first one to need Yui's counseling...

[AliceZaru]

......~Blank~

~FAINT VOICE~

Aye.... :(

[TheWendil]

Ok so I've added a list of staff roles in the Academy that need to be filled up as well as ones that are already taken. If anyone has any more suggestions for staff, please let me know so I can add it in. This is all in the first post of this thread.

[Major Ursa]

The counseling is for the fact that the Documentary is less porny than it sounds, but more or less like a badly written, boring, teen 'forbidden romance' series of books at it's core...the ridiculous love triangle between the succubus, the centaur, and an actual horse in the middle of the documentary is the breaking point.

Aram would help out the Cafeteria Personnel, but they also serve non-sweet foods, which make him sad. Aram can help out in Creature Physiology.

[AliceZaru]

Thats better for Aurora...she only likes soft-core things.

Men getten a bit touchy but just not so bad..

[AliceZaru]

oh and anyone else gonna post?

[TheWendil]

@Major Ursa. Well we don't want to overwork him too much. We can put him in Cafeteria Personel as that one will be more than one person anyway.

@AliceZaru. Since Gecko is offline I might just post soon. There's no posting order so we can always catch up.

[Major Ursa]

Episode 0

Aram: "Okay, class! For the final class with me, we're finally going to watch that bi-racial documentary!"
Female Student: D: <( </3 ) 'Augh, not the porn...!
Male Student: "I'm...curious...I'm not going to not watch it, I mean, might as well." 'Bring on dat porn~'
Video starts...begins with a succubus standing in a meadow...
Male Student: :0 *waiting...*
Succubus: This is just my story as a normal, sexy, talented teen succubus in love with a hot, taut, male centaur... "Do you love me...?" *looks up at male centaur, her bottom lip quivering*
Centaur: "I just...don't want to hurt you..."
Succubus: "I know...alright, I know..." *hugs the centaur*
Enter Title, 'Heart-shaped Hooves, A Bi-racial Love Story About Abstinence and Marriage'
Male Student: "..."
Female Student: "..."
Aram: "Ha ha~! Got you good! But seriously, keep watching." @_@ <( . . . ) *watching*
Five Hours Later...
Aram: *wiping stray tears from eyes* "Gosh, such a beautiful movie...brings me to te--hey? What happened to everybody?"
At the Counselling Office
Female Student: *vomits up more blood into trash bin*
Male Student: *drags self through open office door* "T-T-TEACHER! TEACHER!!!!!! AUGH--"

TheWindel said
@Major Ursa. Well we don't want to overwork him too much. We can put him in Cafeteria Personel as that one will be more than one person anyway.

I did mention 'would' and 'but', as in non-sweet foods make him sad...he'd prolly avoid helping, though he's provide the desserts.

[AliceZaru]

Aurora Reaction

Her cute little self...hears the word 'porn' Her frail body suddenly falls onto the ground as she is knocked out

[Major Ursa]

*Action*
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
Narration

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Just for reference.

[TheWendil]

Yui: ....*eats slice of cake. Goes back to paperwork.*

[AliceZaru]

POsted~

~AU

[Major Ursa]

I could probably post now, according to my two post rule...but I think I want to wait for others to make their first posts first.

Aram: "Everybody, check under your seats!"
Everyone: "...?" *everyone finds a small box with a pretty cupcake inside* :0 <( . . . )
Aram: XD <( <3 ) *starts pointing at random students* "You're getting a full cake, and you're getting a full cake--"
Random Student: *random cake box appears on their lap* :0 <( <3 )

[TheWendil]

Hmm....I'm so very tempted to have the bad guy crash the first day...but it's too soon....hmm...

[Major Ursa]

That'd be awesome...all the new students are vulnerable, and my guy is a non-combatant type...it'd show how serious the situation is, and they'd be forced to take their studies...seriously. Wait, is the headmistress in cahoots with the baddie in order to make students study better, train harder?!
Dun dun DUN?!

[TheWendil]

xD If only that were the case. I can't say much, other than that Yui and Mr. Baddies have some...past transactions.

[Major Ursa]

Lol...anytime a fight breaks out, Aram is going to make sure all the students are hidden before making a fortress out of giant gummy bears.

Want character spoilers or no?

*wiggle wiggle*

[TheWendil]

That's...uh, certainly impressive...

Spoilers for Aram?

[Major Ursa]

Yeah? I don't think it's super relevant at this moment in time of the RP, but it's there...

[TheWendil]

Sure, go ahead.