[IC] HCL 2: Twisted tinkers' triumph

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"even if you love your job it's healthy to take days off every once in a while" he says evenly as he fixes her a cup of coffee and sips on one of his own, checking the fridge as he does so and holding up a can of beer as if asking "do you drink?"

"Does a bear shit in the woods?" She asks, holding a hand up for him to toss her the drink.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"Does a bear shit in the woods?" She asks, holding a hand up for him to toss her the drink.

he tosses her the beer as he grabs a ceramic wine bottle, sake cup, and vodka before adding some vodka to his coffee and taking a sip, his face calm under his mask despite how strong the vodka is

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
he tosses her the beer as he grabs a ceramic wine bottle, sake cup, and vodka before adding some vodka to his coffee and taking a sip, his face calm under his mask despite how strong the vodka is

Delta downs the beer within the second she opens it.
"Ahh...." she says. wiping her mouth. Soon, a knocking can be heard on the mansion door.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
Delta downs the beer within the second she opens it.
"Ahh...." she says. wiping her mouth. Soon, a knocking can be heard on the mansion door.

the man checks who it is on a screen hooked up to the cctv system, the camera not noticeable to anyone outside

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
the man checks who it is on a screen hooked up to the cctv system, the camera not noticeable to anyone outside

It looks to be a tall man, in a military uniform. He keeps knocking, and checks a letter that is in his hand.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
It looks to be a tall man, in a military uniform. He keeps knocking, and checks a letter that is in his hand.

"unless you come bearing hookers and blow get the fuck off my porch" the man says, his voice changed to sound similar to charlie sheen's giving the illusion of the super star being on vacation here

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"unless you come bearing hookers and blow get the fuck off my porch" the man says, his voice changed to similar to charlie sheen's giving the illusion of the super star being on vacation here

This sorta sends the man for a loop, his face showing a good deal of confusion. He pulls a slip of paper out of his pants pocket, and looks at it.
"Umm, I though some sort of trainer lived here, not some addict...." He grumbles, as he looks around, before yelling. "Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for General Delta-777, you have any idea where she is?" The man sorta yells.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
This sorta sends the man for a loop, his face showing a good deal of confusion. He pulls a slip of paper out of his pants pocket, and looks at it.

"Umm, I though some sort of trainer lived here, not some addict...." He grumbles, as he looks around, before yelling. "Sorry to bother you, but I am looking for General Delta-777, you have any idea where she is?" The man sorta yells.

"dafuq you need her for?" the man asks, changing his voice to sound like a rather large stereotypical black guy as he actually cracks a smile, enjoying fucking around the soldier's head

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"dafuq you need her for?" the man asks, changing his voice to like a rather large stereotypical black guy as he actually cracks a smile, enjoying fucking around the soldier's head

This makes the man jump back a bit, striking a sorta silly martial arts stance.
"Umm...I have a letter for her....." He says, sorta getting freaked out.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
This makes the man jump back a bit, striking a sorta silly martial arts stance.
"Umm...I have a letter for her....." He says, sorta getting freaked out.

the man opens the door, holding out a hand silently for the letter, his mask hiding his face

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
the man opens the door, holding out a hand silently for the letter, his mask hiding his face

The Soldier salutes.
"Sorry sir, I am under orders to give it to her directly." He says, sorta sweating.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
The Soldier salutes.
"Sorry sir, I am under orders to give it to her directly." He says, sorta sweating.

"just give the letter before you shit yourself" the man says evenly, smiling under his mask however it doesn't come out in his voice

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"just give the letter before you shit yourself" the man says evenly, smiling under his mask however it doesn't come out in his voice

"S-sir I am under orders." He says, growing a bit of spine. "If she is here, tell her to come to the door...this is an urgent situation." He says.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"S-sir I am under orders." He says, growing a bit of spine. "If she is here, tell her to come to the door...this is an urgent situation." He says.

"do i look like i give a fuck?" the man says evenly before looking in the soldier's eyes and making him see the man lift his mask, revealing a maw of razor sharp teeth before devouring him face first as all his struggles come to naught, the illusion so vivid he can actually still feel the bites as the man shuts the door, having taken the letter while he was screaming in pain. the man opens the letter and reads it as he walks back to the kitchen, sipping at his coffee

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"do i look like i give a fuck?" the man says evenly before looking in the soldier's eyes and making him see the man lift his mask, revealing a maw of razor sharp teeth before devouring him face first as all his struggles come to naught, the illusion so vivid he can actually still feel the bites as the man shuts the door, having taken the letter while he was screaming in pain. the man opens the letter and reads it as he walks back to the kitchen, sipping at his coffee

When the soldier sees what happened, he shakes a bit, before yelling into the door "Sir, you are under arrest for tampering with imperial mail. Please either come with me, or pay a fine of 30 pounds." He says, still shaking.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
When the soldier sees what happened, he shakes a bit, before yelling into the door "Sir, you are under arrest for tampering with imperial mail. Please either come with me, or pay a fine of 30 pounds." He says, still shaking.

"just be happy you're alive and report back to your commander that the mail was delivered" he says evenly as he reads, adding in after thought "now get the fuck off my porch"

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"just be happy you're alive and report back to your commander that the mail was delivered" he says evenly as he reads, adding in after thought "now get the fuck off my porch"

"Sir, I will not leave until you pay the fine. Also, killing me would get your ass thrown into an imperial jail for long enough you wouldn't remember what the sun felt like." He growls, growing a bit more bold. The letter is in some sort of text he cannot read, the markings looking like something close to greek letters.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"Sir, I will not leave until you pay the fine. Also, killing me would get your ass thrown into an imperial jail for long enough you wouldn't remember what the sun felt like." He growls, growing a bit more bold. The letter is in some sort of text he cannot read, the markings looking like something close to greek letters.

"what rank are you" the man asks it as something of an order, interupting the soldier mid rant as if he gave no fucks about imperial law

[supertinyking]

Tyki said
"what rank are you" the man asks it as something of an order, interupting the soldier mid rant as if he gave no fucks about imperial law

"..........I'm just a mailman......." He says, now sweating a good deal. "I am part of the imperial postal service......however, it does not matter." He says, shaking his head as if to shake the fear off. "Murder is murder. I've done nothing to harm you, and you are breaking laws that go above your head. So, pay the fine." He growls.

[Tyki]

supertinyking said
"..........I'm just a mailman......." He says, now sweating a good deal. "I am part of the imperial postal service......however, it does not matter." He says, shaking his head as if to shake the fear off. "Murder is murder. I've done nothing to harm you, and you are breaking laws that go above your head. So, pay the fine." He growls.

"you come to my home, deliver my mail, and then threatened me with laws that don't concern me due to the fact that i'm not an imperial citizen... do you really think continuing along this line of speech is a good idea?" the man replies in an even tone before saying "delta, there's an annoying soldier saying something about your nude pictures of solaire arriving". the man then reseals the letter as if it was never opened