On a slightly more joyous note, all rise for the New Drakran national anthem; We can Rule You Wholesale.
"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, New Drakran, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
New Drakran! New Drakran!
New Drakran owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt
New Drakran! New Drakran!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due."
Written by President Kiue, who noticed that no matter how patriotic that people are they can never really remember the second verse of the national anthem anyway and thus decided to cut out the middle man.
"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, New Drakran, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
New Drakran! New Drakran!
New Drakran owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt
New Drakran! New Drakran!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due."
Written by President Kiue, who noticed that no matter how patriotic that people are they can never really remember the second verse of the national anthem anyway and thus decided to cut out the middle man.