[OOC] Tales of Adventure and Discovery RPG, an Epic Adventure RP

[ERode]

Mighty Axe Loli...sounds like MY mighty axe-loli.

Another question.

What does having the Profession of Apothecary get you?

[Keia Vewyx]

You don't have a mighty axe-loli. You have a drug cartel apothecary.

[ERode]

I had an axe-loli.

Her name was Liliz.

Liliz from Threshold of Kakophonia.

The one that YOU ABANDONED.

YOU MONSTER.

[Ryu]

ERode said
The one that YOU ABANDONED.

IS THIS TRUE
IS THIS TRUE, DAMMIT?

HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A HORRIBLE THING?!
One cannot just abandon an axe-loli!

[Keia Vewyx]

Pain said ERode: I'm in Skype already
ERode: you intruder
ERode: GTFO
Intrusive Vewyx: Ok.
ERode: I didn't even want you here, Keia
Intrusive Vewyx: Sniff.
ERode: Ohka's not even a good CS
ERode: how the mighty have fallen

I'm sorry, but my mental anguish and lowered self esteem seems to be preventing me of remembering anything to do with that thread.
Try again later.

On the other hand I shall speak something most detestable:
Lolis... are of no value to me!

[Pyromania99]

Keia Vewyx said
I'm sorry, but my mental anguish and lowered self esteem seems to be preventing me of remembering anything to do with that thread.Try again later.On the other hand I shall speak something most detestableis... are of no value to me!

You have been disowned

[Ryu]

Keia Vewyx said
On the other hand I shall speak something most detestableis... are of no value to me!

...

On account of reviewing the evidence of the case, "Keia vs Rode," I have decided that Keia is guilty is innocent on all counts without the jury.

Electric chair for him.

[Renose]

ERode said
Mighty Axe Loli...sounds like MY mighty axe-loli.Another question.What does having the Profession of Apothecary get you?

This is what it gets ya

Profession- Apothecary (3 XP): You are a man of medicine, or perhaps poisons. You are experienced with plants and know how to find them, properly preserve them, and usefully use them in the creation of various salves, plant brews, poultices, poisons, or other such things. You also know how to properly use plants in even their base state due to your great experience in this field. You get a +2 on all Survival, First Aid, and Herb-Craft Rolls. Furthermore, you may start off with either 40 extra iL or three dried and preserved plant specimens (of common or uncommon variety) and one plant concoction. Requirements: Hardiness Rank 1, Survival Rank 3, First Aid Rank 3, Herb-Craft Rank 5, and Apt 5.

[ERode]

LOOK AT HER, KEIA.

LOOK INTO HER SAD, LONELY, ABANDONED EYES.

LOOK AT THE TRUST THAT YOU HAVE BETRAYED.

LOOK AT HOW SHE WILL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO SMILE AGAIN.

WHY?

BECAUSE.

YOU.

LEFT.

HER.

[Ryu]

ERode said
LOOK AT HER, KEIA.LOOK INTO HER SAD, LONELY, ABANDONED EYES.LOOK AT THE TRUST THAT YOU HAVE BETRAYED.LOOK AT HOW SHE WILL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO SMILE AGAIN.WHY?BECAUSE.YOU.LEFT.HER.

Did I say electric chair?
NO
THAT'S TOO PAINLESS

I HAVE DECIDED TO SEND KEIA TO DEATH BY STONING AT TOMORROW OF HIGH NOON.

[Pyromania99]

Ryu said
Did I say electric chair? NOTHAT'S TOO PAINLESSI HAVE DECIDED TO SEND KEIA TO DEATH BY STONING AT TOMORROW OF HIGH NOON.

Still too painless. I saw we give him to Jigsaw.

[Keia Vewyx]

Ryu said
... On account of reviewing the evidence of the case, "Keia vs Rode," I have decided that Keia is guilty is innocent on all counts without the jury.

Electric chair for him.

My guilty innocence seems to have led me to a most cruel fate.

But I leave unto you one last curse:

The things known as lolis...

May they all burn with me.

[Keia Vewyx]

ERode said
LOOK AT THE TRUST THAT YOU HAVE BETRAYED. LOOK AT HOW SHE WILL NEVER, EVER BE ABLE TO SMILE AGAIN. WHY? BECAUSE. YOU. LEFT. HER.

What are you talking about? KanamixOhka OTP all the way.

...But that doesn't me I remember anything about that thread.

[Renose]

Your mighty, sexy, omnipotent, omniscient, super sexy, glorious, fabulous, legendary, well endowed, super awesome, illustrious, magical, demonic, super god, super goddess, omega, alpha, pie, DM is sitting by. Eating pop corn. Watching his/her lovely little subjects converse while he/she types up his next post.

[ERode]

I apologize for the text wall, but does this look right so far? Planning to throw in a bunch of flaws as well, to break even.

Stats:
Total XP: 52 + Flaws
Unspent XP: 52 – 25 – 21 - 9 = -3

Might: 2
Endurance: 5
Dexterity: 2
Aptitude: 7
Willpower: 4
Charisma: 6

Vitality: 24
Energy: 18
Luck: 3
Reputation: 6 (5 + 1 Comeliness)

Talents:
Acrobatics (Dex): 2
Alchemy (Apt): (Rank 5 (5 EXP) + 7 Apt) = 12
Animal Handling (Cha): 6
Appraisal (Apt): 7
Arcane Craft (Apt): -
Blacksmithing (Apt): 7
Carpentry (Apt): 7
Climbing (Might): 2
Concentration (Will): 4
Disguise (Cha): 6
Engineering (Apt): 7
First Aid (Apt): (Rank 4 (4 EXP) + 7 Apt + 1 Herb Craft Synergy + 2 Apothecary) = 13
Fisticuffs (Dex): 2
Hardiness (End): (Rank 1 + 5 END) = 6
Herb Craft (Apt): (Rank 5 (5 EXP) + 7 Apt + 1 Alchemy Synergy + 2 Apothecary) = 16
Knowledge (Apt): 7
Leather Working (Apt): 7
Linguistics (Apt): 7
Manipulate Device (Dex): 2
Negotiation (Cha): (Rank 4 (4 EXP) + 6 Cha + 2 Comeliness) = 12
Observation (Apt): 7
Performance (Cha): (6 Cha + 2 Comeliness) = 8
Riding (Dex): 2
Sailing (Apt): 7
Sleight of Hand (Dex): 2
Stone Cutting (Apt): 7
Sorcery (Apt): -
Stealth (Dex): 2
Survival (Apt): (Rank 3 (3 EXP) + 7 Apt + 2 Apothecary) = 12
Swimming (Might): 2
Tailoring (Apt): 7
Thrown Weaponry (Dex): 2
Melee Weaponry (Dex): 2
Projectile Weaponry (Dex): 2

Traits:
Apprentice (3 EXP) – You had a teacher at some point in your life for a number of years who taught you a good number of things. For 3 XP you get a +2 bonus on all Rolls with a Talent of your choice (except for Sorcery, Arcane Craft, Alchemy, Hardiness, or Concentration). Your option is to be able to instead learn and use either Alchemy, Arcane Craft or Sorcery (you can purchase this Trait twice to get Alchemy and Arcane Craft or Sorcery if you want). Requires: Aptitude or Willpower 5

Profession – Apothecary (3 EXP) – You are a man of medicine, or perhaps poisons. You are experienced with plants and know how to find them, properly preserve them, and usefully use them in the creation of various salves, plant brews, poultices, poisons, or other such things. You also know how to properly use plants in even their base state due to your great experience in this field. You get a +2 on all Survival, First Aid, and Herb-Craft Rolls. Furthermore, you may start off with either 40 extra iL or three dried and preserved plant specimens (of common or uncommon variety) and one plant concoction. Requirements: Hardiness Rank 1, Survival Rank 3, First Aid Rank 3, Herb-Craft Rank 5, and Apt 5.

Comeliness (3 EXP) – You are quite attractive looking. +2 to Negotiation and Performance Rolls. +1 to Reputation for your good looks. Requirements: Charisma 5.

[Pyromania99]

Renose said
Your mighty, sexy, omnipotent, omniscient, super sexy, glorious, fabulous, legendary, well endowed, super awesome, illustrious, magical, demonic, super god, super goddess, omega, alpha, pie, DM is sitting by. Eating pop corn. Watching his/her lovely little subjects converse while he/she types up his next post.

I was going to try to post a picture for that. . . Couldn't find anything.

[Renose]

On a basic glance yea it looks right.

Also there is a reason I require Hardiness for Apothecary. You are around some potentially dangerous plants (if poisons or other such types of things is your deal). If you're not careful, you could get yourself killed.

[Keia Vewyx]

Looks good so far...

...But use a titan/piratepad or Google Doc or something.

[Ryu]

Pyromania99 said
I was going to try to post a picture for that. . . Couldn't find anything.

I tried.

Trying

[Renose]

Pyromania99 said
I was going to try to post a picture for that. . . Couldn't find anything.

Of course you couldn't. No picture in the world could capture how mighty, sexy, omnipotent, omniscient, super sexy, glorious, fabulous, legendary, well endowed, super awesome, illustrious, magical, demonic, super god, super goddess, omega, alpha, pie, mario, fudge, mega awesome, megaman, rockgirl, dokapon kingdom, amazing, incredible, brilliant, absolutely gorgeous, and peach I am.