[OOC] Tales of Adventure and Discovery RPG, an Epic Adventure RP

[ERode]

We better go to the bandit camp after double-tapping the bandits, or my crit would be for nothing.

[Keia Vewyx]

I am only waiting on Pyromania99's post.

Leifr as Lyrisa to search the sword bandit that got maimed by Leifr and his horse in a single round, so I was waiting for the:
"Don't order me around! B-but, since your begging so shamelessly, I guess I can do it. Ah, but don't think I'm doing this for... y-you, or anything!"
Or
"Hah? Asking a girl to search the corpse of your own handiwork? Leifr, I overestimated you: nobles are even more spineless than I thought!"

[Ryu]

Keia Vewyx said
Even if you all abandon him, Leifr will see this quest to the end!

Fiore needs money, so he will do whatever he can to finish it!

[Renose]

Keia Vewyx said
I am only waiting on Pyromania99's post.Leifr as Lyrisa to search the sword bandit that got maimed by Leifr and his horse in a single round, so I was waiting for the:

"Don't order me around! B-but, since your begging so shamelessly, I guess I can do it. Ah, but don't think I'm doing this for... y-you, or anything! B-Baka!"

"Hah? Asking a girl to search the corpse of your own handiwork? Baka Leifr! I overestimated you: nobles are even more spineless than I thought!"

I fixed it for you

[Keia Vewyx]

Yes, how can I be so foolish in make such mistakes?

The Illustrious DM has done it again.

[Renose]

Keia Vewyx said
Yes, how can I be so foolish in make such mistakes?

The Illustrious DM has done it again.

Pyro. Tell Keia how exactly to address me

But yes, my pretty subjects, I have done it again

^^

[Pyromania99]

Please refer to Mrs Super Sexy, Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, Gorgeous, Fantabulous, Fantastic, Fabulous, Chocolate Fudge Coated, Mega, Super, Awesome, Delux With a Side of Fries, Mario, Persona, Well Endowed, Awesome, Incredible, Cool, Beautiful, Godly, Goddessly, 54, Pie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Bebop, Worldly, Otherworldly, Super Fudge Coated Mega Super DM as such.

[Renose]

Pyromania99 said
Please refer to Mrs Super Sexy, Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, Gorgeous, Fantabulous, Fantastic, Fabulous, Chocolate Fudge Coated, Mega, Super, Awesome, Delux With a Side of Fries, Mario, Persona, Well Endowed, Awesome, Incredible, Cool, Beautiful, Godly, Goddessly, 54, Pie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Bebop, Worldly, Otherworldly, Super Special Awesome Fudge Coated Mega Awesome Super DM as such.

Thank you Pyro. You may have another 2.543153ths Real and 1/2 Imaginary cookie.

[Pyromania99]

That makes 1 imaginary and something amount real

[Renose]

Indeed ^^

Anyway, I believe it is your post apparently Pyro. EDIT: Tut Tut, Cheerio, Cricket and all that.

Also typing this above statement made me feel British for some reason... I don't know why.

EDIT: There we go.

[Pyromania99]

Yea, I'm working on it now. Feeling hungry so I had to make some food.

[ERode]

How insulting, Pyro. Was Mrs Super Sexy, Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, Gorgeous, Fantabulous, Fantastic, Fabulous, Chocolate Fudge Coated, Mega, Super, Awesome, Delux With a Side of Fries, Mario, Persona, Well Endowed, Awesome, Incredible, Cool, Beautiful, Godly, Goddessly, 54, Pie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Bebop, Worldly, Otherworldly, Super Special Awesome Fudge Coated Mega Awesome Super DM's 2.543153ths Real and 1/2 Imaginary cookie not enough to sate your hunger for the next thirty years?

I believe you should beg for Renose's forgiveness, now that you have slighted his reward, choosing instead to make your own food.

[Pyromania99]

ERode said
How insulting, Pyro. Was Mrs Super Sexy, Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, Gorgeous, Fantabulous, Fantastic, Fabulous, Chocolate Fudge Coated, Mega, Super, Awesome, Delux With a Side of Fries, Mario, Persona, Well Endowed, Awesome, Incredible, Cool, Beautiful, Godly, Goddessly, 54, Pie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Bebop, Worldly, Otherworldly, Super Special Awesome Fudge Coated Mega Awesome Super DM's 2.543153ths Real and 1/2 Imaginary cookie not enough to sate your hunger for the next thirty years?I believe you should beg for Renose's forgiveness, now that you have slighted his reward, choosing instead to make your own food.

Oh, I'm saving those for a bad day.

[Renose]

ERode said
How insulting, Pyro. Was Mrs Super Sexy, Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, Gorgeous, Fantabulous, Fantastic, Fabulous, Chocolate Fudge Coated, Mega, Super, Awesome, Delux With a Side of Fries, Mario, Persona, Well Endowed, Awesome, Incredible, Cool, Beautiful, Godly, Goddessly, 54, Pie, Alpha, Beta, Omega, Delta, Bebop, Worldly, Otherworldly, Super Special Awesome Fudge Coated Mega Awesome Super DM's 2.543153ths Real and 1/2 Imaginary cookie not enough to sate your hunger for the next thirty years?

I believe you should beg for Renose's forgiveness, now that you have slighted his reward, choosing instead to make your own food.

Now now ER, it is alright. My cookies may only slightly fill up the stomach, but really... they are meant to cure the hunger of the Soul...

[Renose]

Also in my post, ill just have the party begin to move on. They can talk or interact more on the way as I post for you guys searching the hills (Knowledge and Survival are the best for navigating places). Also now everyone has a horse. Yay (ill put that down on everyone's sheets)

Also, Lyrisa and Fiore earned one XP from that bandit battle.

[Renose]

Riding horses also mean that you can store some shit in their saddle bags. And speaking of which, there are three days of rations in the horse's saddlebags in each horse Nothing else though.

[Pyromania99]

Yay!! XP and free fud. Hurrah.

[Keia Vewyx]

Renose said
Also in my post, ill just have the party begin to move on. They can talk or interact more on the way as I post for you guys searching the hills (Knowledge and Survival are the best for navigating places). Also now everyone has a horse. Yay (ill put that down on everyone's sheets)Also, Lyrisa and Fiore earned one XP from that bandit battle.

Give Leifr the other free horse and just say it's hauling all the bandit's weapons and armor or something. Why loot the dead?
Because of that, of course.

[Renose]

And posted. And none of you brought a spade XD

No buried stuff for you guys ;3

EDIT: If there was any there to begin with. Bandit didn't seem like he was lying, but you never know, it could have never been there, could have been moved (without the crossbowman knowing it) or someone else could have found it).

[Renose]

Also Leifr, genius of the day. Just saying.