[OOC] Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

[Crimson Raven]

Warning, massive flood of puns approaching on the horizon XD
Some good, some terrible, the rest atrocious XD

@Lunarlors34

We can take your punny puns!

[Lunarlord34]

@Crimson Raven
Then look back a page!

[Zarkun]

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(Still drunk)Ferrin:"Refushal, shmushal. Get over here and join the great....

Uhh...

I was going somewhere, but I forgot where I was going with this...

Ehh, whatev'r."

*Grabs and drags over*

Valak:"...I need a sheath for my sword...A well-oiled one."

: [ ] *Jawdrops*

Layle: "Are you a black hole? Because, I find myself attracted to you." (No...just...no.)

@Crimson Raven

Damian: ...Any pun I make would sound horrible. I mean, I have the knife in your pocket one, but that's just kinda dull.

God damn it.

[Silver Fox]

Ok so for...everyone of my guys *cries*
Cody: So does your looks usually bypass my defenses or are you just particularly pretty today?
Jasmine: You know gold is absolutely stunning, but nowhere as stunning as you *blushes super hard*
Ash: Is it hot in here or is it just me? Oh wait, it's just you *winks*
Georgie: You've stolen my heart...time for me to steal yours.
Maxie: You must be a goddess...only goddesses are worthy of my attention (Makes sense when you think about his personality)
Jane: You're the first person I didn't want to hack apart...is this love?
Arthur: You're an even better dancer than myself, can you teach me sometime?
Jessica: I love justice, but no as much as I'd would to have dinner
James: Your beauty is blinding me! *Mock blinding*
Johnny: Even without my eyes, I can tell no-one is more beautiful than you
Emily: Your bright eyes have even vanquished the shadows in my heart
Emma: Wanna play? If not, my bear will eat you
Henry:....................(He doesn't talk XD)
Oswald: Either my old eyes are playing tricks on me...or your beauty is the real deal
Kalin: You're more beautiful than any weapon I've made or seen
Simon: You're better looking than even myself!
Lilith: Wanna kiss? I promise I won't suck you dry~
Yuki: I've fallen for you
Angela: Wanna carve pumpkins?
Ori: You know the ocean is beautiful, but it's nothing compared to you
Rin: Play? Play? Wanna play?
Lavi: Hmm. Most interesting. Oh? Excuse my staring, I was just wondering why I want to carve you up in a different way is all (Ok that is bad, really, really bad XD)
Pyro: I've never met a flame hotter than you
Manami: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause you look like an angel, trust me. I know
Shiro: Is this what love feels like huh? I want to experience more~ (Once again, wrong on many levels XD)
Simon Iris: I don't need my all-seeing eyes to know your beauty isn't comparable to anyone
Amelia: You seem interesting~ Meet me for dinner later?
James Underwood: You're the kinda treasure I would steal and keep for myself
Sophie: Hmm? Something more dazzling than my gems? I want you.

@Lunarlors34

Hah nice.

You have way too many charcters xD

[Lunarlord34]

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Hah nice.

You have way too many charcters xD

@Silver Fox

Like I said. An entire guild XD

[Raijinslayer]

*walks in, stared for a second, then walks out*

[Lunarlord34]

*walks in, stared for a second, then walks out*

@Raijinslayer

*grabs and drags back in*
I don't think so buster! Nidhogg has yet to make his pun!

[Lunarlord34]

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Damian: ...Any pun I make would sound horrible. I mean, I have the knife in your pocket one, but that's just kinda dull.

God damn it.

@Zarkun

That was well played and terribly amazing

[Silver Fox]

*walks in, stared for a second, then walks out*

@Raijinslayer

Edo-Karn: Hey come back. What you afraid you're going to get slayed by puns?

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Damian: ...Any pun I make would sound horrible. I mean, I have the knife in your pocket one, but that's just kinda dull.

God damn it.

@Zarkun

*slowly claps*

[Raijinslayer]

@Lunarlors34Fine, if you insisted.

Nidhogg:"Why don't you look good enough to eat. . . in fact, don't mind if do!"

Argus:"Hey there . . . Fuck, I don't know what to say. @hatakekuroNolan, help me out here!"

These are bad and I feel bad for making them. Somebody shoot me, please.

[Lunarlord34]

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Edo-Karn: Hey come back. What you afraid you're going to get slayed by puns?

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*slowly claps*

@Silver Fox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

[Burthstone]

I guess I'll do the rest of my chars, those with CSes and those without...

Gregory: "Most every woman I date turns out to be a psychopath, but for you, I'll take that chance." (Assuming he got a divorce)

Delilah: "Yeah, I've got lots of neat tattoos, wanna see them all?" (Same as previous note)

Lia: "You must be my soul-mate, because I can't use my magic anymore." (Soul-Bind magic)

Alm: "You make my heart burn like a thousand cities." (Fire mage, kinda violent)

Ky: "I don't think I'll ever create a creature capable of observing love as you define it." (Creates beasts with magic)

Sarah: "Hai! You're cute~ Shame I can only copy one charm at a time." (Mimic magic)

Eli: "I'd name a flower after you, but none are pretty enough." (Creates plants with magic)

[Silver Fox]

I guess I'll do the rest of my chars, those with CSes and those without...

Gregory: "Most every woman I date turns out to be a psychopath, but for you, I'll take that chance." (Assuming he got a divorce)

Delilah: "Yeah, I've got lots of neat tattoos, wanna see them all?" (Same as previous note)

Lia: "You must be my soul-mate, because I can't use my magic anymore." (Soul-Bind magic)

Alm: "You make my heart burn like a thousand cities." (Fire mage, kinda violent)

Ky: "I don't think I'll ever create a creature capable of observing love as you define it." (Creates beasts with magic)

Sarah: "Hai! You're cute~ Shame I can only copy one charm at a time." (Mimic magic)

Eli: "I'd name a flower after you, but none are pretty enough." (Creates plants with magic)

@Burthstone

Beautiful xD

[Burthstone]

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Beautiful xD

@Silver Fox

Thank... You?

A couple of them are actually decent.

[Crimson Raven]

I suppose Colt and Claire need one.

Colt: "Your smile is enough to melt my frozen heart." (Glacier magic. I'll explain later)

Claire: "Fuck no."

"Come on, sis. You know you wanna!"

"Alright, I'll reiterate. Hell no."

"Oh, come on, I embarrassed myself, its your turn now."

*GLARES*

"Thats the spirit! Now put some words to it!"

...*sigh* Fine
...B-because of you, I-I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more."
*Blushes*

Kira: "Well hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Mwha."

Gah, you haven't been introduced yet!

Alexander: "I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart."

*facepalms*

You too?!

[twave]

I need to go through again and see if there are any magics that I haven't made a version of Ariel for.

[Burthstone]

I did a pixel art guiz!

[Crimson Raven]

I did a pixel art guiz!

@Burthstone

Cool!

*squints*

What is it?

[Lunarlord34]

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Cool!

*squints*

What is it?

@Crimson Raven

I would guess...but I might get banned

[Burthstone]

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Cool!

*squints*

What is it?

@Crimson Raven

The poorest exscuse for a lantern at the mouth of a cave I've ever seen.