[OOC] Phoenix Wing (A Fairy Tail RP-Always Open, Open)

[Silver Fox]

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Haha! Glad it wasn't just me!

I'm also glad that im not a guy. It seems a flaw in design to have something
That can hurt easily accessible.

@Caits

Hey, girls getting hit in the boobs don't feel so good I'm sure xD

And they also have that bitch mode. But both sides kinda suffer from that xD

[Expolar]

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Haha! Glad it wasn't just me!

I'm also glad that im not a guy. It seems a flaw in design to have something
That can hurt easily accessible.

@Caits

The same thought goes through my mind every time I see or hear something painful happen there.

[Lugubrious]

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Haha! Glad it wasn't just me!

I'm also glad that im not a guy. It seems a flaw in design to have something
That can hurt easily accessible.

@Caits

Everything hurts if you apply enough force. Groin, throat, ears, jaw, toes, fingers...as for one that takes little force to be pretty brutal: the eyes are a quicker and more effective target if striking with the hands against an unaware opponent. An aware opponent wouldn't be close/permissive enough for an effective groin attack. Point is, humans are full of 'flaws' (weak spots) that both sexes share, many of which are far more reliable in actual combat than those targeted at gender-specific regions.

[Zarkun]

Fun fact, when another man get's hit in the balls, men around the world feel it. They may not cringe or cry, but they know.

[MarshiestMallow]

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Hey, girls getting hit in the boobs don't feel so good I'm sure xD

And they also have that bitch mode. But both sides kinda suffer from that xD

@Silver Fox

I don't really have bitch mode. And I've never had the misfortune of being hit in the boobs so I cannot tell you, but giving that woman can breastfeed im sure it doesn't hurt.

And we are back to weird conversations

[MarshiestMallow]

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Everything hurts if you apply enough force. Groin, throat, ears, jaw, toes, fingers...as for one that takes little force to be pretty brutal: the eyes are a quicker and more effective target if striking with the hands against an unaware opponent. An aware opponent wouldn't be close/permissive enough for an effective groin attack. Point is, humans are full of 'flaws' (weak spots) that both sexes share, many of which are far more reliable in actual combat than those targeted at gender-specific regions.

@Lugubrious

You obviously don't know the "foot smash, groin kick" move that all girls instinctively know.

Yes.i agree there is flaws. But men seem to have more.

[Zarkun]

My wife can vouch that breastfeeding hurts.

[MarshiestMallow]

Huh. Most of the new mothers I have dealt with say it doesn't.

[Expolar]

And we are back to weird conversations

@Caits

Agreed

[Lugubrious]

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You obviously don't know the "foot smash, groin kick" move that all girls instinctively know.

Yes.i agree there is flaws. But men seem to have more.

@Caits

'Inbred moves' aside, let us examine this claim.

Specific flaws -
Men: groin
Women: groin and chest

Specific bonuses -
Men: larger on average, with greater surface area in musculature. Longer limbs as well, increasing range. Heavier on average, with more tissue protecting vital organs. Thusly, higher physical strength and endurance on the whole. (Naturally, this doesn't negate the damage that an improbable groin attack would cause)
Women: will win all post-combat lawsuits.

May I ask what combat experience/knowledge you have, Caits?

[Silver Fox]

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I don't really have bitch mode. And I've never had the misfortune of being hit in the boobs so I cannot tell you, but giving that woman can breastfeed im sure it doesn't hurt.

And we are back to weird conversations

@Caits

Lucky you xD

And I'm pretty sure it starts hurting when the babes get teeth and biting. I do know several women who can just jog and they hurt.

That and I know having some animal stepping directly on the boob hurts like hell.

[MarshiestMallow]

I have been doing karate since I was 5, and took up boxing two yesrs ago, and since I've been at the gym have done kick boxing as well as the boxing.

Didn't expect that answer, did you?

And most men I know do Not have more physical endurance nor pain endurance.

And I'm pretty sure a woman about to be abducted wouldn't care if an attack was "inbred" but more about escaping.

And it's a lot harder to hit a woman in the groin then it is a many, what with the dangling bits.

[MarshiestMallow]

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Lucky you xD

And I'm pretty sure it starts hurting when the babes get teeth and biting. I do know several women who can just jog and they hurt.

That and I know having some animal stepping directly on the boob hurts like hell.

@Silver Fox

I'm use to my cat stepping on mine. And when a baby starts to get teeth, yes, I imagine it does. But that's when you can start giving them food other than breast.

I jog. I run. Mine don't hurt. It's called proper support.

Can we get off this conversation please?

[CitrusArms]

Man, nut shots can be crippling. I've seen dudes vomit from getting pegged in the nuts. Ball taps can hurt or be vaguely uncomfortable for hours.

Oh, uh. Yes ma'am.

[Silver Fox]

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I'm use to my cat stepping on mine. And when a baby starts to get teeth, yes, I imagine it does. But that's when you can start giving them food other than breast.

I jog. I run. Mine don't hurt. It's called proper support.

Can we get off this conversation please?

@Caits

Dunno how you can get used to kitties or puppies stepping there. Everywhere else, yeah it's fine xD

Also when I was in middle school, my gym teacher said "You can't hit a guy in the balls too hard otherwise the pain will delay and they can still hurt you. So stomp on their kneecap is the best"

But I dunno. They seem like they'd probably still feel it but I dunno

And no. All the weirdness.

Unless you can change the topic.

Like what's everyone's favorite dessert?

[MarshiestMallow]

I don't have a favorite desert because most of them are made
With milk -.-

[Lugubrious]

I have been doing karate since I was 5, and took up boxing two yesrs ago, and since I've been at the gym have done kick boxing as well as the boxing.

Didn't expect that answer, did you?

And most men I know do Not have more physical endurance nor pain endurance.

And I'm pretty sure a woman about to be abducted wouldn't care if an attack was "inbred" but more about escaping.

And it's a lot harder to hit a woman in the groin then it is a many, what with the dangling bits.

@Caits

I wasn't expecting anything in particular. I try not to go into discussions with preconceived notions, only facts, statistically proven not from what I personally know but from official records. As much as I wish to provide sources and point out fallacies, I will respect your wish to cease this debate and cede with dignity.

In other news, I will be posting shortly. The encounter with the rogue mage is about to begin.

[Expolar]

I don't really eat desserts. I'm not much of a fan of ice cream and such.

[Silver Fox]

I like flan, red velvet cake and my go to is cheesecake

[MarshiestMallow]

Oh, cheesecake

I miss thee.

rubs eyes

Okay. Going to go have breakfast then post