[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[eemmtt]

Richard ejected the HE canister and quickly loaded in his heavy shot canister. "Lets see how that Haki can take, Monster buster shell!" as he fired the solid shot the recoil forced him back several steps.

[Sableyezer]

An other shot,and it was heading for him. Fast. welp, only one thing to do. Tobias reeled his fist back and kept running straight at the shot. "Iron Buster!!" luneing forward, he punch the large ball, shattering it into a million pieces. Tobias Skidded to a hault, holding his hand "oooohhh~, good on ya man, that one actually stung a bit."

[eemmtt]

Richard ejected the empty heavy shot canister and load back in his HE canister. "I'm impress that round was designed to kill a sea king. Yet you mange to shake it off well," he said aiming at Tobias again. "HE Shell," he fired another shell at the marine.

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: shh! When my creator is not in a good mood she makes me look tame in comparison. -smirks and takes the sauce from Sammy's cheek on her finger and licks it- which means I can be as silly as I please ^.^
Lo: -glare-
Natsu: 0.o okay maybe not.
Lo: -snore-

[phillmyster]

Griff: that's some cool weapon, I'd like to examine it later!
Phill: Every marine is in a whole other class of power here, can't wait for what adventures that will make!
Griff: sure, you won't have to survive them, just read and write from the safety of your home
Phill: shut up and watch the battle

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: I wonder how effective Mal's Vibe attacks would be against Armament Haki?
Dani: I don't know. You could always pit them against each and find out.
CW: I don't know... After Mal's little tantrum, I might not release him from his cage for awhile *Looks over at tiny time-out box Mal is trapped in*
Mal: *Whimpers* Please let me out. I promise I'll be good...

[ladyonyx04]

~Two days pass, and Natsu is in the cage with Mal, curled up sleeping, her white coat covering her from her shoulder blade to showing just where her shorts would have ended, wearing Sammy's hat over her eyes to block them from the sunlight~
Lo: alright I am....okay...did our characters get drunk again? And someone please tell me mine is at least covered in clothes under that coat -.- otherwise Mal's gonna die from a jealous kid.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: I don't think that's the case... (enters cage, finds Sammy sleeping next to Natsu. naked.) *sigh* i just hope they used protection. (covers Sammy with blanket.) now where's Tobi?
Tobias: Over here! (energes from pile of rubble carrying Dani, who as a very pleased look on her face.) That was some couple of days. i've never been so drunk in my life!
Sable: Dammit, am i the only one not getting laid here!?!?

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: *wakes up in the maid outfit* ...W-wait...what the hell happened?
IT: ...Don't know...but Leonard, make sure nobody...you know...
Leonard: ...Nobody drew on my face while I was unconscious?
IT: *pats his shoulder* You're a good kid.

*Toridus and Sokolov walk in...not looking at each other.*
Toridus: We will NEVER speak of this to anyone.
Sokolov: *throws up a little and swallows it.* A-...Agreed commander.
???: H-hey, creator? Can I come out of the water yet? Its cold...
IT: ...*Throws anchor at her* And, Sable...we could always...ya know.

Change that~
Leonard: *mouths* "RUN SABLE RUN"

[Sableyezer]

Sable: sorry, trees aren't exactly my type.
Tobias: (loos at Sable skeptically)
Sable: i'm taking about actually trees Tobi. now, anthropomorphically female trees... that's a different story.
Tobias: i never knew god would be such a pervert.

[The Irish Tree]

Sableyezer said
Sable: sorry, trees aren't exactly my type.

IT:
Awww, don't be that way Sable. It'll be fun! And then, afterwards, I'll spread spores through your lungs so they filter throughout your bloodstream, clogging your major arteries, stopping your heart, then growing out of your blood vessels using your body to provide nutrients for my beautiful children!
Wouldn't that be fun?

[Sableyezer]

Sable:...(puls out TF2 fire axe) don't make me turn you into firewood.
Tobias: Wow, perverted AND violent. isn't god just wonderful.
Sable: says the guy who just came out a a pile of rubble in his boxers.

[The Irish Tree]

Sableyezer said
Sable:...(puls out TF2 fire axe) don't make me turn you into firewood.

IT: Aww...You're no fun Sable.
Well...if you ever change your mind, I'll be in your backyard.
Watching.

Waiting...
Leonard: ...W-why is my creator so weird?
Sokolov: Never trust tree little doctor...lady. Lady?
Leonard: *face turns beet red* I'm a man!
Sokolov: Oh. No need to explain. Sokolov understand man who look like lady.

[eemmtt]

Richard:*wakes up and finds he has some bandages* when did th- oh I was trying to fight a vice-admiral.

[Sableyezer]

eemmtt said
Richard:*wakes up and finds he has some bandages* when did th- oh I was trying to fight a vice-admiral.

Sable: oh yeah! you guys were fighting. how did it end again?
Tobias: I punched him real hard and embed him into the wall. (point's to wall with a Richard shape hole in it) sorry if i hurt you to much by the way.
Sable: how did i miss that hole.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: ... ... ... I'm just gonna let shit happen. *Opens cage and lets Mal out*
Mal: Thank you, Mi'lord. I promise not to harm anyone for a while.
Mal's crew: SIR! We found a traitor!
Mal:

You will face my ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!!!! *Vibrates hand into Traitor's chest and vibrates his heart until it detonates. Then does the same to his brain, detonating his whole head*



Okay... I'm good. NOW i won't hurt anyone.

[Sableyezer]

Sable: you do know Tobi and Dani fucked right.
Tobias: Several times. And she finished first every time.
Sable: *groan* we didn't need to know that.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: I only finished first because I put a cock ring on ya. Be sure to tell the whole story next time. Anyhoo. I'm done being controlled by other gods. *Hops out of Tobi's arms* You bore me. Maybe I should talk to Richard instead. He should be bigger downstairs. *Walks away, whistling a jaunty little tune*

CW: Ouch. Dick jokes.

Mal: *Looks down pants* Oh, right. I'm blind. Oh, well. Doesn't much matter. No one wants a blind man.... I are sad.

[Sableyezer]

Tobias: (has a defeated expresion)
Sable: awe, don't be sad dude. she's a crazy cyborg nympho! even you would have a hard time.

meanwhile

Sammy: (sits up, yawns, scratches side) hmm... where am i? (looks next to him and sees Natsu) oh yeah... me and Natsu- *realization* me. a-and Natsu... (starts turning red) m-m-me. a-a-a-and. N-natsu... (is beat red) w-w-w-w-we... (steams) w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-we... (Nosebleed and passes out)

[phillmyster]

Phill: uhh Mal, you know you can vibrate anything right? so geting creative you can please anything out of oblivion.

Griff: *hiding behind a rock* pssssst is it safe to come out?