[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[The Irish Tree]

IT: Well now, looks like they're hosed.
Leonard: *on a mysteriously appearing drum kit* Bu dum tish

Toridus: *shivering* BRING ME ANOTHER ONE SOKOLOV!
Sokolov: ...Commander, I think that 17 is enou-
Toridus: DO IT! DO IT NOOOOOOOOOOW!
Sokolov: *dumps 18th bucket on his head*

[Sableyezer]

Sable: (opens umbrella and puts it over his head. hold his hand up and summons an ice-cold torrential downpour) there, now everyone's wet.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: -_-
Mal: -_-
Everyone Else in my Head: -_-
Dani: *Looks up* -_-
... ... ...
... ... ...
n_n *Drops trenchcoat and rips of bikini top* STILL WARM!!! Solar powered, Bitches! WHOOOOO!!! *Starts randomly running around, causing headaches, nosebleeds, and angry forehead veins galore* Hey! *Stops in front of Sable and yanks away umbrella* Wet T-Shirt Contest!! GO!!

[The Irish Tree]

IT: *dodges droplets of water like a fucking ninja*
Leonard: *gets drenched and then goes anemic from nosebleeds*
Toridus: *still shivering* F-f-f-f-f-f-fuck this ch-challenge.
Sokolov: *standing there, getting drenched* Is not so bad.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
IT: *dodges droplets of water like a fucking ninja*

CW: I call bullshit, you're a goddamn tree.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: I call bullshit, you're a goddamn tree.

IT:
I'm a goddamn Irish Tree, so for all you know, I could be a fuckin' Irish ninja. Or just an ent.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: *Le Gasp!!!* Kii!?!?!?! YOU'RE Irish Tree?!?!?!?!?!?!!? O.O

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ultra-Mega-Super-Glomps Kii* MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!! *Snuggles into that GLORIOUS bosom*

[The Irish Tree]

IT:
Let go before I shank you with poison oak in the asshole.

[Sableyezer]

Sable:T_T... this is just getting weird.
Sammy: (opens Natsu box to check on her) you ok in there?

[The Irish Tree]

Sableyezer said
Sable:T_T... this is just getting weird.

IT: Aww....don't feel bad Sable. There's plenty of time for...plant things.

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: well since I was in a box I avoided the cold rain....so I'm okay....but I think God is going to die
Lo: -cracks neck, soaking wet and cold glaring at Sable- You. Made. Me. Cold.

[Sableyezer]

ladyonyx04 said
Natsu: well since I was in a box I avoided the cold rain....so I'm okay....but I think God is going to die
Lo: -cracks neck, soaking wet and cold glaring at Sable- You. Made. Me. Cold.

Tobias: Pfft! you think this mere mortal girl can kill him!? He's GOD!! H could wipe her out with a thought! Right god?
Sable: (expression hidden) ... yes, it is true i could do that. but there is a problem with that plan...
Tobias: what might that be?
Sable: (turns to Tobias with a defeated expression) i can't hurt a woman...
Tobias: ...eh?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
IT: Let go before I shank you with poison oak in the asshole.

CW: n_n Nope! You can't do that because I'm just words typed by someone you will most likely never ever meet. So I can glomp you AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL I want.

Dani: *Stops running and looks at Kii, admiring her beauty* Hell, I'd hit it.

[phillmyster]

Griff: Dani.... tha's not a good standart to base upon, you'd hit almost anything and anyone

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: True. But here is a picture of what Kii completely looks like.

Yummy

Admit it... You'd hit it, too

CW: Fuck, I would. Every since reading Monster Musume, I have a new appreciation for Monster Girls.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Stops running and looks at Kii, admiring her beauty* Hell, I'd hit it.

IT: Wait...didn't you already technically? You ran away crying.

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: n_n Nope! You can't do that because I'm just words typed by someone you will most likely never ever meet. So I can glomp you AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL I want.

I NEVER AGREED TO BE YOUR WAIFU!

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
IT: Wait...didn't you already technically? You ran away crying.

Dani: Huh? Oh, that was Zombina. Not me. If it was me? Your giant form wouldn't even stand a chance.

The Irish Tree said
I NEVER AGREED TO BE YOUR WAIFU!

CW:

Okay, first off. You are NOT my (anime/manga) waifu. That honor belongs to Aisha Clan-Clan, Ryofu Housen, and Tier Harribel. Two, you are my second favorite of the monster girls (obviously, Zombina is my favorite, since Dani is based off her). Three... ... ... ...

I SUMMON THE POWER OF SUU!!!

[Kangutso]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: Admit it... You'd hit it, too

Kang: I'm in the same boat as CW on this, I would hit that.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: Okay, first off. You are NOT my (anime/manga) waifu. That honor belongs to Aisha Clan-Clan,Ryofu Housen, and Tier Harribal . Two, you are my second favorite of the monster girls (obviously, Zombina is my favorite, since Dani is based off her).

Kii: ...Well...Not too sure how to respond to this....That, and...
IT: *pops out of nowhere* Hey guys, I found this fuckin' multiverse portal or some shit and found this portal to some kinda alternate dimension. I brought back a friend.

I call him pickles.

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: Huh? Oh, that was Zombina. Not me. If it was me? Your giant form wouldn't even stand a chance.

I think tree-bitch here that somehow took my place for a while means when We did the dirty deed for dirt cheap. Speaking of...
Kii: Wait, I thought I was you.
IT: Nope. You're just a confused little sapling who isn't too bright. *looks up at giant Suu* Who brought Jell-o? And, CW, take it you like tan chicks with huge assets.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
IT: *pops out of nowhere* Hey guys, I found this fuckin' multiverse portal or some shit and found this portal to some kinda alternate dimension. I brought back a friend. I call him pickles.

Sweet. You have one of those too? Here. Meet my Rosario+Vampire girl.



Her name is Kaija of the Slattern Tribe.
This is what she REALLY looks like. Oh, but be careful. She's sensitive about her weight.



Maybe you know her cousin from the Jira Tribe. He's a really famous actor. His name is Go.



This is what HE really looks like.



Oh, yeah. His stage name is Godzilla.

The Irish Tree said
CW, take it you like tan chicks with huge assets.

Huh... never really noticed that. I also like green-haired chicks. Like the Sonozaki twins (frankly I prefer Mion. She's the innocent one).

(Pssst. Mion is the one on the Left)

P.S. Pickles is adorable.