[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: I...I don't want to talk about it...
IT: He got fisted. By Nemesis.

[Kangutso]

Kang: That kinda thing isn't meant for guys... *cringes at the thought* Can we talk about something else now?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Kangutso said
Silas: *stiffens when Dani sneaks up on him, then turns and watches her back-flip* That's good, but, you're kinda missing some clothing... And by that you seemed to have burned it all off...*looks to the side a bit*

WD: Oh, don't be shy, Silly! Not like you haven't seen me naked before. But still. I could use some clothes. *Reaches into Victoria's Secret Compartment and pulls out a two-piece, slipping it on* Better?

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: I...I don't want to talk about it...IT: He got fisted. By Nemesis.

Tea: The Master apologizes for Nemesis' behavior. He has no direct control over her. It can... be a problem. I wish to make it up to you, Leonard, is there anything I may do to make this up to you?

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Tea: The Master apologizes for Nemesis' behavior. He has no direct control over her. It can... be a problem. I wish to make it up to you, Leonard, is there anything I may do to make this up to you?

Leonard: Well... there is one thing. Could you...lock Irish up with her?
IT: Wait...WHAT?
Leonard: Literally everything bad thats happened for the last 3 pages has been your fault.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Tea: Allow me to check.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, but the Master cannot perform that action. As Irish Tree is an, and I quote, "Unpredictable douche who does what he wants" It would be impossible to keep him trapped in a world of the Masters own design. I'm terribly sorry. Is there anything else you wish for? Maybe Danielle-Senpai can assist you like last time?

[Kangutso]

Silas: Yes, that's better. I know its not like I've seen you naked before, and believe me, I'm not against it, its just... *blushes slightly before abruptly turning* Should we return to the others now?

Kang: Can't you just hide Leo and bring Nem back. Trap Irish in a room with her and that should do it.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Tea: Allow me to check.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, but the Master cannot perform that action. As Irish Tree is an, and I quote, "Unpredictable douche who does what he wants" It would be impossible to keep him trapped in a world of the Masters own design. I'm terribly sorry. Is there anything else you wish for? Maybe Danielle-Senpai can assist you like last time?

IT: ...WORDS HURT TOO YA KNOW!

Kangutso said
Kang: Can't you just hide Leo and bring Nem back. Trap Irish in a room with her and that should do it.

IT: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Leonard: ...That's alright. And yes, if big sis were here, I'd feel a bit better. But..for now. *glares at Irish* I think I can do this myself.
IT: ...Mommy.

Leonard: *cracks knuckles* Any last words?
IT: I-I'm really sorry that I made you be her onii-chan and got you raped...
Leonard: But onii-chan...*freezes time* my time is freezing on its own. *proceeds to break every bone in Irish's body, plant or not, and then driving knives into all of his major arteries* And now...time continues.

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: ... holy shit dude.

[Kangutso]

Kang: All I did was throw out a suggested, and besides, I doubt there's anyone here who'd actually want her back without a leash or something on her. *sees IT suddenly flop to the ground with multiple knives in her, and with obviously broken bones* Leo, I'd say you went too far, shoving all those knives in her... Now we're gonna have to replant her so she can heal up, last I heard, when that had to be done, her kind's feet turn into root and legs fuse into a trunk. *momentary pause* Does that actually happen, IT? Either way, the replanting has to be done.

*grabs shovel and begins digging knee-deep whole*

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: De...Deha...DEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! *starts stepping on IT's body* Never...ever...FUCK WITH THE WHITE MAGE! *kicks head a few times* De...Deha...*looks over at Sammy and the rest* Ah...I-I'm sorry...I think i got a bit carried away.
IT: *unable to talk* Ah...a.....w...wh...
Leonard: Here...I'll help you bury them. *Picks Irish up by the hand and shoves their face into the dirt* ...Pack the dirt on.

[Kangutso]

Kang: *a blank yet obviously annoyed look on his face, he hits Leo in the back of the head with the shovel and knocks him out* There, now he should calm down in his sleep... *picks up and lowers IT until her feet are touching the bottom* Now for the difficult part. *fills in hole up to her knees while holding IT upright, then summons a watering can and proceeds to water the ground* Shouldn't take too long.

[The Irish Tree]

Kangutso said
Kang: *a blank yet obviously annoyed look on his face, he hits Leo in the back of the head with the shovel and knocks him out* There, now he should calm down in his sleep... *picks up and lowers IT until her feet are touching the bottom* Now for the difficult part. *fills in hole up to her knees while holding IT upright, then summons a watering can and proceeds to water the ground* Shouldn't take too long.

IT: *continues to spout nonsense*
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...Jesus...Didn't think he'd snap like that.
Sokolov: Sokolov always knew man who look like lady would get angry at being treated like lady.
Natalie: ...I don't think all girls like having a fist shoved in their ass.
Sokolov: All ones Sokolov has seen have.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Kangutso said
Silas: Yes, that's better. I know its not like I've seen you naked before, and believe me, I'm not against it, its just... *blushes slightly before abruptly turning* Should we return to the others now?

WD: Sisisis... Okay! *Heads back to the others all happy and go-lucky... it's really weird. Almost like she's drunk on power*

Kangutso said
Kang: Can't you just hide Leo and bring Nem back. Trap Irish in a room with her and that should do it.

Tea: I do not believe that would be a good idea. Whilst Irish Tree may enjoy the company of Nemesis, bringing her to this dimension would not only require the removal of either Danielle-Senpai, Mikhail-Sama, or myself, but the Master is also quite bored of being her. He is trying to keep things... how do you say... "fresh"?

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: ...That's alright. And yes, if big sis were here, I'd feel a bit better. But..for now. *glares at Irish* I think I can do this myself.

Dani: *Glomps Leo in the sisterly way* Did someone call for a Big Sis!!

The Irish Tree said
*proceeds to break every bone in Irish's body, plant or not, and then driving knives into all of his major arteries*

Tea: Oh... my.
Mikhail: *Sigh* I'm gonna hafta fill out more paperwork. Ugh... I hate paperwork.
WD: Damn, Lil' Bro. Didn't know you had badass in ya. You should whip it out more often. I think Ima claim you and Griff as my assistants in the IC. *Hic!*

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
Sokolov: All ones Sokolov has seen have.

WD: *Looks at Tea*
Tea: *Looks at Dani*
Together: I don't.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
Dani: *Glomps Leo in the sisterly way* Did someone call for a Big Sis!!
WD: Damn, Lil' Bro. Didn't know you had badass in ya. You should whip it out more often. I think Ima claim you and Griff as my assistants in the IC. *Hic!*

Leonard: *wakes up just a little bit* ...My aching head...Hi big sis...are you drunk?

CrimsonWarrior55 said
WD: *Looks at Tea*
Tea: *Looks at Dani*
Together: I don't.

Natalie: And I don't.
Sokolov: ...Oh wait. That wasn't ladies. Was pirates. Pirates like when Sokolov unzips their hands and shoves it in putin pooter.
Toridus: ...For a walking Soviet Russia joke, you're pretty fucked up.
Sokolov: Only for country, commander.

[Kangutso]

Kang: *still tending to IT* Glad to see you're back, Dani, I honestly thought you and Silas were gonna do it. *finishes and uses a board to keep IT propped up* Tea, makes sense, and I know that if I were a girl, I wouldn't enjoy that treatment either...

Silas: *hears comment and blushes as he walks in, before shaking it off* Uh, Dani, Leo is unconscious. *sees Leo starting to come to* Never-mind. And she might just be drunk, though I think its because she has too much energy in the tank.

Kang: Do it with her, that'll help.

Silas: ...

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: *wakes up just a little bit* ...My aching head...Hi big sis...are you drunk?

WD: Umm.... hmmm.... Nooo~ooo...ooo? Yeesh! Yeesh I arse. Sisisisisisis-*Hic!*-isisisisisis... Silly... I don't get drunk. Iron *Hic* Iton stomach! Oh, wait... no, I has iron lungs. I can smokes lots!

The Irish Tree said
Natalie: And I don't.Sokolov: ...Oh wait. That wasn't ladies. Was pirates. Pirates like when Sokolov unzips their hands and shoves it in putin pooter.

WD: I still donts... fist in the butt feel like dick in the butt, which feel like buttsex. Buttsex no feel right. Plus you get dickin' fist covered in shit. Shit no taste good *hic!*

Kangutso said
Kang: Do it with her, that'll help.Silas: ...

WD: *Hic!* Oo~ho... you wanna have sexy sex with Dani? TOUGH *Hic!* is how I wnat it now. But no LEO-Chan! He pure! *Hic!* He stay pure! Or I kiiiiiiill....

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
WD: *Hic!* Oo~ho... you wanna have sexy sex with Dani? TOUGH *Hic!* is how I wnat it now. But no LEO-Chan! He pure! *Hic!* He stay pure! Or I kiiiiiiill....

Leonard: *sweating bullets* Y-Yeah...Thanks Big sis...Um...about that...
IT: *neck snaps to the side* HE TOOK A FIST IN THE BUTT!
Leonard: *throws scalpel between Irish's eyes*

[Sableyezer]

Tobias: ... You have the weirdest crew in the world bro.
Sammy: NYA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID!! NYA-HAHAHAHHAHHAA!!!
Tobias: so are you...

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: -smacks Tobi across the back of his head- unfortunately you are correct.
Lo: why'd you slap him for?
Natsu: he included me in the sentience that his crew are weird. I think I might be the only sort of sane one here and I was put in the marines in a young age. So he deserved it. Just be glad I didn't freeze important body parts.....yet.
Lo: Jesus how did I come up with you?
Natsu: I dunno. Your fault. Aaawee. Dani and Silas. I ship it.
Lo: yet you were supposed to be in a three way with him, and have to choose.
Natsu: -evil grin- that could still happen. Nothing is really set in stone.
Lo: -sigh- just don't let Dani hurt you.
Natsu: yeah yeah whatever.