[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
AN: *Squirts a whole bottle of lube on her fist, slathering it up to her elbow* Because I get off on it.... pfft, duh? *SPLORCK!!!!!* Huh. I can feel your prostate. Honk, honk. How far can I *Struggles a bit* get...

Leonard: Somebody please...help me...
IT: ...Can you at least apologize to Pickles then?

[Kangutso]

Kang: Makes sense, if you could just write someone's name down then the balance of existence would go out of whack.

Silas: Alright, I guess I'll rest for now as well. *sits up against a wall as thin chains appear around him, creating a box shaped net surrounding the while still allowing plenty of light to pass through, shortly after his breathing slows*

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: Somebody please...help me...

AN: *Straps on a... holy, shit that's big. Like... elephantitus-big. Wow.... Leo's totally about to get his ass REAMED. There... might be blood, actually*

The Irish Tree said
IT: ...Can you at least apologize to Pickles then?

MD: Why? For stopping him from murdering people? Sorry if I disapprove of his actions.

Kangutso said
Kang: Makes sense, if you could just write someone's name down then the balance of existence would go out of whack.

MD: Of course. This isn't a Deathnote, you know. Much more important than a anime/manga that killed it's ONLY cornerstone. But whatever.

Kangutso said
Silas: Alright, I guess I'll rest for now as well. *sits up against a wall as thin chains appear around him, creating a box shaped net surrounding the while still allowing plenty of light to pass through, shortly after his breathing slows*

WD: Heh... he's a nice guy. It's been a while since someone was nice to me. Not since Grandpa Vega and the guys at B.E. I wonder how they're doing?

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
AN: *Straps on a... holy, shit that's big. Like... elephantitus-big. Wow.... Leo's totally about to get his ass REAMED. There... might be blood, actually*

Leonard: *sweating bullets* ...Wait a minute...I just remembered I can do this. TOKIO WO KOMAE! *time freezes and he shambles to his feet, pulling his pants up* I never...ever, want to be an onii-chan again...*hobbles away as time is about to unfreeze*
IT: ...You made him depressed. Regardless of why, he's lost his reason to live, and you're responsible.
Sokolov: I almost feel bad for raging Pickle.
Pickles: *continues to eat his severed tail*

Toridus: *digs bullet out of his skull* I GOT A PRIZE!
Natalie: ...I think he got mild brain damage from the shot.

[Sableyezer]

Sammy: (is at the giant grill, has set Natsu down, and is tapping his foot impatiently) OI GOD, WHERE'S THE MEAT!! (no respones) OI!
Sable: ........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......
Sammy: ... he's asleep... (walks up to Sable, who is sleeping standing up, and puts a hand on him) Kilovolt: Hibana
Sable: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (falls over) ...ow...

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
*IT: ...You made him depressed. Regardless of why, he's lost his reason to live, and you're responsible. Sokolov: I almost feel bad for raging Pickle.Pickles: *continues to eat his severed tail*

MD: Well, he can get over it. If murder is his sole purpose for living. Then he can go elsewhere. Besides, he's been failing miserably ever since he got here.

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: *sweating bullets* ...Wait a minute...I just remembered I can do this. TOKIO WO KOMAE! *time freezes and he shambles to his feet, pulling his pants up* I never...ever, want to be an onii-chan again...*hobbles away as time is about to unfreeze*

AN: I lost my toy... ... ... I lost my toy? I lost... my fucking... toy... *Reverts back to a child* I... lost... .... ... MY MOTHERFUCKING TOY!!!! FUCK THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!! *Wherever we are starts cracking as Nemesis starts going full on Yuno Gasai* FUCK ALL OF YOU!!! I WILL RIP YOU APART AND FEED ON YOUR GODDAMN ORGANS!!!! I WILL RIP THE GIRL'S OVARIES OUT THEIR VAGINA AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THE DICKHOLE OF THE MEN!!!!! I WILL DOMINATE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING UNIVER-*Conk*

CW: Nemesis, shut up. *Universe turns back to normal* You whine like a child over not being able to RAPE someone. Jeez, you're ancient. Act like it! *Picks her up and hurls her through the portal he was tinkering with* Geez. Now I can wake up Malachi. Unless another one wants to show u-*Blue Portal opens behind him* I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!

???: My apologies, but the Master was getting bored of Nemesis' off-kilter behavior. He has been wanting me to replace her for a long while, but felt it would be cheap. You gave him a very nice opening to drop her and bring in me. My name is 24242012. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[Kangutso]

Kang: Seen the show, but didn't see all the episodes, so not sure exactly what the cornerstone you're talking about is. Besides, I wasn't referencing that anime, I was just saying that if you could do that, you'd just kill off anyone that annoyed you, part of the whole upsetting the balance issue.
(EDITED) *looks at the spectacle and arrival of the new guy* And what might you be? The whole numbers for a name deal leads me to believe something of the sci-fi universe.

[The Irish Tree]

Leonard: *falls to the ground* Finally...its over...
IT: Hey wait, I didn't get to play with Nem yet! * looks at 24242012* Good to see SOME gods popping in have some manners. Also, fine...I guess he's out of his environment here. C'mon Pickles... *picks up the deviljho with one arm* We're taking you home boy.
Pickles: ...
Toridus: ...Ya know. I wonder. If all these gods are popping in out of nowhere, what's stopping Nemesis from coming back anyways?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Kangutso said
Kang: Seen the show, but didn't see all the episodes, so not sure exactly what the cornerstone you're talking about is. Besides, I wasn't referencing that anime, I was just saying that if you could do that, you'd just kill off anyone that annoyed you, part of the whole upsetting the balance issue.

MD: *Shugs* Yeah, no. I learned my lesson about killing a looooooooong time ago. Besides, despite how I act, I actually don't get annoyed that badly. Like... at all. Oh, and it's L I'm referring to. After he died the series went to shit.

Kangutso said
Kang: *looks at the spectacle and arrival of the new guy* And what might you be? The whole numbers for a name deal leads me to believe something of the sci-fi universe.

24242012: It's the name I was given at the Facility. When on mission I was labeled "Tactical Espionage Armored Cybernetic Stealth Unit number 5". Is that better?

CW: Just call her Tea! See? T.E.A.C.S.U.n. 5. Teacsun 5. Tea C. Sun the V. Ergo, Tea. That's TEH-ya, by the way. Boss can't figure out how to put the ' over the e.

24242012: Tea? This is fine. A suitable nickname for this one. Tea... I like it. Thank you, Avatar of the Master.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

The Irish Tree said
C'mon Pickles... *picks up the deviljho with one arm* We're taking you home boy.

CW: Wait.... THAT THING WAS A GOD DAMN BRUTE WYVERN THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!?!?!?! FUCK!!! I COULD'VE HAD HIS ASS ON A PLATTER THE WHOLE... god, I'm bored.

The Irish Tree said
IT: * looks at 24242012* Good to see SOME gods popping in have some manners.

Tea: God? I'm no god. I'm just a mere reborn cyborg.

The Irish Tree said
Toridus: ...Ya know. I wonder. If all these gods are popping in out of nowhere, what's stopping Nemesis from coming back anyways?

CW: Oh, Lucifer has her imprisoned in Hell. Everything's cool.

[The Irish Tree]

CrimsonWarrior55 said
CW: Oh, Lucifer has her imprisoned in Hell. Everything's cool.

Toridus: ...Well alright then.
Natalie: Thank goodness that was all over...
Sokolov: ...Come to think of it...Sokolov could have "unzipped" angry pickle and beaten it easily.
Toridus: ...Why didn't you?
Sokolov: Thought it would be best to let the admiral and commander take hold of situation. Wouldn't want to get in the way.

IT: *carries Pickles off to a portal back to whateverthefuckmonsterhunterplanet* Well...looks like this is where we say goodbye.
Pickles: ...
IT: ...Yeah. I know. Things just didn't work out for you, right?
Pickles: ...
IT: . . .*sigh* Thought he wouldn't go if I brought him back. *sets the corpse on the frozen ground* ...Goodbye my friend. I hardly knew ye.

Leonard: *looks up at Tea from the ground* ...C-can someone please get me off the ground? My...my rectum still hurts.

[ladyonyx04]

Lo: Well this is indeed curious. A cyborg hmm....as long as 'Tea' doesn't want to convert or kill me I am okay with this development.
Natsu: you watch too much of that show.
Lo: no such thing. Now shut up or I will do something worse than give you a beating.
Natsu: what?
Lo: I'll make you walk Pluto.
Natsu: That....makes no sense.
Lo: have you seen the demonic dog? He will tear your arms off if you don't walk fast enough.
Natsu: then...how do you walk him?
Lo: I usually let him run rampant. ^.^ and I get to ride on his back.
Natsu:....-sweatdrop- rrrriiiiggghhhttt. -sigh looking around wondering what kind of trouble she can get into-

[phillmyster]

Phill: Im frozen in time. For now, don't mind me.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Tea: Convert? Oh, no. I can't do that. But if you want to be become like me, you need to die.Then they can bring you back in a manner similar to Robocop.

[Kangutso]

Kang: ... Good thing I'm a demigod.

Silas: Yawn... *wakes up and rubs eyes before looking around for Dani*

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: *Sneaks up behind Silas* MORNING FUCKER!! Hahahah!! Whoo, hot damn! That was a good rest! I feel completely re-energized! *Back-flips*

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: -goes over to Leonard and helps him up carefully getting a bag of water and freezing it, placing it on his back to relieve the pain- here ya go. I'm being nice for once.
Lo: She's being nice...this can only end in tears. -continues to tap on her notebook drawing a blank on what to write next-

[The Irish Tree]

IT: *comes back out of the portal* Or Sammy punching Leonard...
Leonard: *smiling slightly* Thanks...it hurts too much to sit.

[Sableyezer]

Tobias: (is tired of your shit. leaning against a wall having a smoke)
Sammy: (walking up to Tobi with a chard Sable being dragged behind him)
Tobias: Yo, did you get the food?
Sammy: No (hold up Sable who is sleeping again) this asshole turned it all into charcoal.
Sable: ....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz.....
Tobias:... i'll go get some pizza...

Sammy: (see's Natsu helping Leo, sets Sable down, and goes over to help) Leo, what happened?

[Kangutso]

Silas: *stiffens when Dani sneaks up on him, then turns and watches her back-flip* That's good, but, you're kinda missing some clothing... And by that you seemed to have burned it all off...*looks to the side a bit*

Kang: Poor Leo got rear-raped by one of CW's creations.