[IC] the "Legacy" cast green room.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Sable, dude, chill. I'm sure our idiot Capitan is just fine. He's probably wrestling a bear somewhere.
CW: Suddenly I'm very worried. Also, seriously Phil? Of all the things you could come up with, you cover Griff in human feces?
Dani: Even I wouldn't touch you with a 100 ft pole.

Mal: Thief Griff, did it ever occur to you that maybe YOU excremented upon yourself?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: yes lady, i checkED the meat. Griff you're not the only one, and Dani, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE THE STORY IF THE MAIN CHARACTER IS MISSING!!!!
Monkey: Uki!
Sable SHUT UP MONKEY!!... wait what.

*everyone sees a monkey in a straw-hat*

Sable: ...monkey.

[phillmyster]

Phill: I dont know what happened here, and he sniffed it and had a bad smell, if it aint feces than hes just overeacting
Griff: IT COULDN'T BE ME, it on the OUTSIDE OF MY CLOTHES
Phil: G'dam it, let me ...ugh... se what it really is...
.......
what the.... is this.... expired beans!!?? where you get brown beans from?? (lie)
Griff: -Smiling like an idiot- don't care, at least it aint poo
But.... the monkey....

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...
CW: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...
Mal: Monkey.... ... ... ... Straw Hat... ... ...

CW: *Pulls out a net* IMA CATCH IT!!!
Mal: *Pulls out seastone handcuffs* IMA ARREST IT!!!
Dani: *Pulls out revolvers* IMA SHOOT IT!!!

*Everyone looks at Dani*

Dani: What?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: nobody is gonna do anything to the monkey, alright! *bends down in-front of the monkey* uki, ukiki ukiuki.
Monkey: Uki?
Sable: *points to straw hat* kiki uki ukiu.
Monkey: U! uki ukikiki uki ukiki.
Sable: *stands up* alright, i know where Sammy is.

[eemmtt]

Richard:*getting the untangled from the rope* were is he then?

[ladyonyx04]

LO: Wait are we not going to discuss the fact that Sable is able to talk to animals?

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: NOPE!

[The Irish Tree]

IT: I've stopped thinking entirely. At this point, all I await is for the day these two knuckle heads get their spot in the sun.
Toridus: ...Sooooooo...Leonard, you wanna play darts?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Yahtzee?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Monopoly?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: Pocky & Rocky?
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...
Leonard: ...
Toridus: ...Jojo's All Sta-
Leonard: *gets up* MUDADA! ZA-WARULDO! *Time freezes* HAHAHAHA! *pulls out scalpels and throws them in all directions around Toridus, surrounding him from all angles.*TOKI WA TOMARE! *laughs manically* And now...*snaps fingers* Soshite toki wa ugoki dasu. *time unfreezes and Toridus is pelted by scalpels from all sides*
Toridus: *bleeding out on the ground*
Leonard: Hey guys, uh, something happened to Toridus. *whistling and holding hands behind back.*

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Let me drop some knowledge on you, Leo. He's a marine and an idiot to boot... no one cares. Sisisisisisisisisisisisi....
CW: Yeah, he's kind of an idiot.
Mal: I too, must profess a lack of sympathy towards my fellow upholder of the Law.

[The Irish Tree]

Torids: B-But I just got stabbed by h- *silenced by a steam roller falling on top of him.*
Leonard: Oh no, it looks like he has been run over by a ROADO ROLLA DA!
IT: ...You're fucking evil. I knew it.
Leonard: *removes face guard and hood, giving the MOST bishounen hair flip in recorded history.* My heart and actions are all utterly unclouded! They are all those of...well, not really justice, but doctoring!
IT: YOU JUST FROZE TIME AND DROPPED A ROAD ROLLER ON SOMEONE!
Leonard; Oh, don't worry, he'll be fine!
Toridus: WHAT ABOUT THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH?
Leonard: Hippocrates doesn't exist in One Piece.
IT: ...Soooo...anybody wanna....help Toridus? I mean, he IS a pretty alright guy...

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[phillmyster]

Phill: Wait, didn't the doctors of drum island say something about a doctors oath?
Griff: -sight- I'll help the guy, it's not like anything else is going on, *grabs the Road roller and uses all his strength giving out a great aura, AND nothing happens* Oh, right... I'm not strong enough to lift this.... well, only way to get you out is by driving this out, so get ready to get more flat. *gets on the roller and starts the engine, Griff letting out a hellish grin* this won't hurt a bit
Phill: GRIFF!!... you know what, I don't care anymore just go for it.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

Dani: Oh, for the love of Oda, here, I'll do it. *Begins to glow orange from the feet up to the chest, before throwing out her arms to the side as the glow encompasses them* APOLLO! *Walks up to the roller and pushes Griff out, then slams her fists together* Twin Suns!! *Her fist shine even brighter as she grabs the roller aaaaaaaand...* Solar Fist Style: TERRESTRIAL BREAKEEEEEER!!!! *Suplexes the damn thing off What's-his-face*

CW: Damn.

[The Irish Tree]

IT: Thanks Dani, you're a pal, now time to f- where'd he go?
Toridus: *now standing behind Leonard*...Did you think that would be enough?
Leonard: Wh-what? But...that steamroller weighed over a metric ton! There's now way you could have survived that!
Toridus: Time may stand still when you say...but I have something on my side that's faster than time! *pulls Verdier out from his pants*
Leonard: IMPOSSIBLE!
Verdier: *bark*
Leonard: HOW DID YOU KNOW ANIMALS WERE MY WEAKNESS?
Toridus: Because...you're not a veternarian!
IT: JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON HERE SO I CAN RECORD IT AND NAME THE FILE!

[Sableyezer]

Sable: * walk through door* i can't believe no one noticed i left.
Sammy: *walks in behind Sable* That's because you're easy to ignore.
Sable: Oi.

[CrimsonWarrior55]

CW: I am so fucking lost right now. It's like wandering into the monster girl section of Fakku.
Dani: Yes... "Wandered"
CW: Fuck you.
Dani: Well, someones a masturbatory narcissist. Remember. I'm BASED on a monster girl. And not real. Sooooo... tough break, Toots.

CW: GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mal: Shall I dispose of her, My Lord? Two swift flights of Cresent Moon and her heart would be paralyzed. She'd be nothing but a stump, as well.
Dani: Try it, Bat-Boy, I'll incinerate your ass with my Zwei Breaker! Or maybe give you a little taste of my Solar Streaker?

CW: SILENCE! I'm going to bed. Watch over these two jack-holes and make sure they don't get in trouble.

[phillmyster]

Phill: um... Cw, none of our chars listen to us and you are leaving the undead hentai princes and the blind justice police in our care....... sure what could go wrong.
Griff: Sure, Dani just pushes me over and you dont care huh?, you call her princes and stuff
Phill: shut it you, you had it coming. .... just wondering sable were the fudge was Sammy?

[Sableyezer]

Sable: in the jungle hanging out with some monkey's.
Sammy: Ny-hihi monkeys are so cool.

[ladyonyx04]

Natsu: Hey, Leonard, teach me that freezing time thing. I could use it a whole lot better. -hugs Leonard- you don't mind if I call you 'Leo' do you dear? -flirty smile-
LO: -sigh- Jesus. My character is flirty. I'm not even flirty.
Natsu: yes you are you just let your other creations like me flirt for you. Now hush.