[OOC] Mass Effect: Underworld

[MrFoxNews]

Finch will be excited to introduce himself I'm sure. Bring force the plans to the death star they are going to be worth... I mean no that's star wars we don't want to build a death star what's that?!?!? Hehe... you heard nothing!

[Sep]

Nah we should build a Death star. Blow up the Reapers with it.

They're massive, no way they could hit the tiny little vent.

[MrFoxNews]

I would say let's totally do it if
1. Finch wasn't so greedy that he would never fund a slave the universe project.

2. That would be the most severe meta gaming I would ever have seen.

[Sep]

You obviously have never seen Deadpool.

[MrFoxNews]

Hahahaha ;P I have heard of said character before.

[Sep]

He breaks the 4th wall to an unimaginable level.

[MrFoxNews]

Yeah I know, gotta love em.

[Sep]

So thus, I just make a VI. Make it super intelligent into an AI. Make it break the 4th wall and build a Death star. Then using our metagamed knowledge we form a massive slave/mercenary army with clones and droids and go hunt down and epicrape the Reapers.

[MrFoxNews]

Ehhh what the hell why not. I call first dibs on researching reaper tech.

[Sep]

I call dibs on the first 50 cruicibles and super gates.

[MrFoxNews]

Sold! I'll get my super laser experts to work immediately. *strokes chin*

[Rtron]

Edits made. Tevura was now discovered at forty, just to err on the side of caution.

Tasi's ship was attacked by pirates.

Raik went to another clan,

Dave is simply well known,

And I slapped together a couple Turian sounding names.

[Rtron]

MrFoxNews said
Sold! I'll get my super laser experts to work immediately. *strokes chin*

And those super lasers can't shoot fleets out of the sky, right....right?

[Sundered Echo]

Wouldn't be very good super lasers if they couldn't....

[Rtron]

Sundered Echo said
Wouldn't be very good super lasers if they couldn't....

Well, the death star destroyed a planet, yet couldn't destroy the Rebel fleet. And to think, the Empire could have completely conquered the galaxy, if it had only covered one hole.

[Sundered Echo]

Well, then the death star was evidently not a very good super laser.... xD

[Dervish]

Sundered Echo said
Well, then the death star was evidently not a very good super laser.... xD

It would have been if they, you know, hired a welder to put on a fucking grate over the exhaust port.

[Rtron]

Dervish said
It would have been if they, you know, hired a welder to put on a fucking grate over the exhaust port.

Hire? Pfft. They would have just told the welder to do it and then kill him afterwards. Maybe that's why it wasn't covered. Everytime they approached a welder they just ran the hell away! And, obviously, stormtroopers couldn't be trusted. They can barely shoot, much less operate a weld tool with precision.

[Sundered Echo]

The latest news is up folks!

You should probably avoid the Attican traverse for a little while, Alliance ships are scary....

And with that, the list of newly accepted players:

The Red Phoenix - Rare
Pepperm1nts Organisation Accepted but please name and complete the organisation before posting IC.
Helix Trading Co. - MrFoxNews
The Legion - Rtron

Which makes the final list look like this:

Accepted Sheets

The Lonely Spacer - Sep
Halios Consortium - Dervish
Riptide - Mosis Tosis
Bretin's Raiders - data549
Golden City Particulars - Gowia
Zhar & Sen Shipping - Sundered Echo
The Red Phoenix - Rare
Pepperm1nts Organisation
Helix Trading Co. - MrFoxNews
The Legion - Rtron

Apologies to those not accepted due to the sheet limit. If slots free up you will be contacted by PM and have a chance to join up. I wish I could accept everyone but sadly I do in fact need to sleep sometimes...

[MrFoxNews]

yay :D thanks for accepting me, I'll get to work on a post as soon as I wake up *I'ma bout to sleep, is 2:30 am.*

Time to make lots of Money.