Spam Island

[andromedene]

Jorick has the weirdest fucking dreams.

I'll put pics of all the islanders in the op soon.

[The Nexerus]

Who's the horrifying ocean-dwelling giant?

[andromedene]

The Nexerus said
Who's the horrifying ocean-dwelling giant?

Me. :(

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
Me. :(

You're scary.

[Lady Squee]

OMG THERE IS A FOOT

[andromedene]

OH NO NOW YOU KNOW MY PLAYING POSITION

[The Nexerus]

NARGLE CONFIRMED FOR NOT WEARING SOCKS

[andromedene]

PEOPLE

Me.



Jade Harley, fashion disaster.



James Carstairs. He's dating Jade and is absolutely crazy about her.



Pit Icarus. His life appears to be one big attempt at "cool".



The Nexerus. He has a really weird obsession with The Rock and is constantly inviting him over to exercise.



Lady Squee. The only one with a lick of fashion sense



Uh.. that's Jorick. He never invites anyone over and pretty much just stands in his empty white room and occasionally does pushups.



Dwayne Johnson. He insisted I buy him something "weird" to wear on his head.



Awson. Has reoccurring nightmares about being a skeleton keychain on a fat boy's backpack?



Marik is adorable and I love her and she can do no wrong.



Kill Bones. I don't really know what to say about him.



Gold Marble. He is supposedly a "deep thinker". I think he's baked.



Aza Toth. She goes to sleep like five hours before everyone else because she's a freaking weirdo.

[andromedene]

Anything they're wearing was vaguely requested by themselves I am not to be held responsible.

[Awson]

I asked for sexy.

2/10 would not bang me.

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said The Nexerus. He has a really weird obsession with The Rock and is constantly inviting him over to exercise.

Also I'm a dwarf for some reason, beard and all.

[Kill Bones]

I'm an african american midget

How'd you know

[andromedene]

Awson said
I asked for sexy.2/10 would not bang me.

Well, Nex wanted to be sexy too, but something went wrong along the way.

[andromedene]

Kill Bones said
I'm an african american midgetHow'd you know

Well, I used to live in your shower.

[Lady Squee]

I died at Jorick's.

[Kill Bones]

ImANargleHunter said
Well, I used to live in your shower.

You lived in my shower but never noticed that I'm 6'1" and white as fuck

Y'know what

Forget it

At least you're gone and I can use my bathroom now

Small victories forge my life

[The Nexerus]

ImANargleHunter said
Well, Nex wanted to be sexy too, but something went wrong along the way.

you dare question my beauty

[andromedene]

Real life picture of me.

Kill Bones said
You lived in my shower but never noticed that I'm 6'1" and white as fuckY'know whatForget itAt least you're gone and I can use my bathroom nowSmall victories forge my life

I've graduated to your closet. It's warmer.