Spam Island

[Kill Bones]

ImANargleHunter said I've graduated to your closet. It's warmer.

Please stay away from my clothing I need that stuff for reasons

[andromedene]

I did not peg you as a guy who wore this many sequins.

[Awson]

inb4 kb pegging comment

[The Nexerus]

kb pegging comment

[Kill Bones]

Awson said
inb4 kb pegging comment

That's absolutely filthy how dare you pollute this holy christian thread with your lewd thoughts brought about by the devil you hooligan

[aza]

Azathoth said
Room for one more? This sounds hilarious.Name: Aza ThothNickname: AzaBirthday: September 11th, 1994 (Went real)Grown up or Kid: Grown UpFavourite colour: Grey? If not, GreenGender: FemaleYour sister can design me. ^_^

You're not allowed to use this nickname you fuck

[Kill Bones]

Azarthes said
You're not allowed to use this nickname you fuck

Don't be rude to Aza, Aza

[aza]

Shut up Boner-Chan.

[Jorick]

ImANargleHunter said
I am laughing The Rock has the lowest vitality rating out of anyone. Jorick has the highest

ImANargleHunter said
Jorick has the weirdest fucking dreams.I'll put pics of all the islanders in the op soon.

ImANargleHunter said
Uh.. that's Jorick. He never invites anyone over and pretty much just stands in his empty white room and occasionally does pushups.

YES

This is all fantastic. I was hoping my dude would end up being a freak, but this is better than I imagined. I love it.

[andromedene]

Jorick said
YESThis is all fantastic. I was hoping my dude would end up being a freak, but this is better than I imagined. I love it.

He's really snobby. The news team interviewed him about a festival that was put on and he said that he "had better things to do."

[Seba]

Name: Sebas Chan
Nickname: Seba
Birthday: August 22
Grown up or Kid: Adult
Favourite colour: PURPLE
Gender: Girl

Movement: 6/8
Speech: 5/8
Expressiveness: 7/8
Attitude: 2/8
Overall: 3/8

Please!!

EDIT:
Appearance:
Brown hair, green eyes, glasses

Not horrendous plzthx

[Dervish]

Name: Dervish
Nickname: Dervish
Birthday: June 4, 1988
Grown up or Kid: Man.
Favourite colour: green.
Gender: Male
Appearance: White, green eyes, the most disapproving gaze you can muster, and a giant black afro and beard. I want people to fear Bob Ross.

movement 8/8
speech 5/8
expr. 6/8
attitude 2/8
overall 6/8

After nearly choking on a piece of gum after witnessing the horror that is Jorick, I have to throw my name into this.

[Dervish]

Azarthes said
Shut up Boner-Chan.

I have started something beautiful.

[andromedene]

Nex finally got a friend other than The Rock. But then him and Gold Marble got in a huge fight like ten seconds later. I finally got Nex to apologize but then Gold rejected it, so now Nex is all gloomy.

Also, jobs!

What I know so far is:

The Rock- Hat Shop
Awson- Clothing Shop
KB- Pawn Shop
Me- Grocery Store

[Awson]

Nobody said
I am Aza too, you can't invalidate my existence!

huh?

[idlehands]

This is adorable.

[idlehands]

Name: idlehands
Nickname: Idlehands
Birthday: July 24
Grown up or Kid: adult
Favourite colour: red
Gender: female
Appearance: White, brunette, whatever else you want or your sister wants to with me :D

movement 4/8
speech 6/8
expr. 7/8
attitude 4/8
overall 6/8