1998 best spam poster goes to....

[nichinichisou]

Kill Bones said
Boner-Chan, much like Jackie Chan, is capable of incredible acrobatic feats~

And becoming kawaii sugoi desu when Dervish appears.

One second he's ripping spins out and eating them raw, and the other he's saying "s-s-senpai, p-please notice meeeeeeee"

[Kill Bones]

LowKey123 said One second he's ripping spins out and eating them raw,

I think there's been a misunderstanding here

You see

By "Incredible acrobatic feats"

I really meant

Fucking bitches real good like

I mean

Not that I don't occasionally rip spines out as well

But that's simply irrelevant

[Dervish]

It's true. Sometimes he multitasks.

He's literally a Mortal Kombat character.

[Kill Bones]

Dervish said
It's true. Sometimes he multitasks.He's literally a Mortal Kombat character.

Well I mean

If I'm having sex

And someone attacks me

I'm not going to just stop having sex to go rip the motherfucker's spine out

That'd be letting the motherfucker win

Y'know disrupting my life and shit

Just to deal with his punk ass

It's all very logical you see

[stark]

Kill Bones said
Not that I don't occasionally rip spines out as well

Make sure you put that under the 'skills' section on your résumé. Bosses love stuff like that.

[Kill Bones]

Sherlock Holmes said
Make sure you put that under the 'skills' section on your résumé. Bosses love stuff like that.

"Willing to go to great lengths to protect company interests"

It's all in how you word things my friend

[nichinichisou]

Sherlock Holmes said
Make sure you put that under the 'skills' section on your résumé. Bosses love stuff like that.

I can imagine that. You get rejected because of that and then the boss can't stand up.

YOU SHOULD'VE LEARNED, CALL CENTER MANAGER. YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED.

Or stayed in college.

[Dervish]

Kill Bones said
"Willing to go to great lengths to protect company interests"It's all in how you word things my friend

Damn.

Well played!

[aza]

Boner-Chan you haven't complied with my request.
I feel
sad
in my
Boner-Chan

[Kill Bones]

Azarthes said
Boner-Chan you haven't complied with my request. I feelsad in myBoner-Chan

You had a request?

[nichinichisou]

Kill Bones said
You had a request?

For communism.

[Doivid]

Kill Bones said
You had a request?

it was kibblesberry or some shit, I think there was more to it.

I WAS WAITING FOR THE PROMPT TO SAY MY NICKNAME FOR YOU BUT FUCK THAT NOW.

[Doivid]

Cm Punk Fan said
Just a wild Cm Punk Fan crossing through.

alright I'm gonna need you to do something about that sig. It's way too fucking much.

[aza]

Holy fuck that sig jesus christ

[Kill Bones]

You know what they say about men with big sigs

[aza]

Thank you.

[nichinichisou]

The fuck was that last sig?