My Existence is Pain

[andromedene]

So I made these delicious scrambled eggs, and was eating them when I really suddenly had to sneeze. I didn't want to spit my food everywhere so I kept my mouth shut which turned my nose into a fucking vacuum.

Now I have bits of goat cheese and egg stuck in my nasal cavity.

[HollywoodMole]

... Ew.

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Oh man, that happened to me last week. It was the fucking worst, I feel for you.

Goat cheese and scrambled eggs sounds amazing though, I ought to try that some time.

[idlehands]

The only thing worse is snorting a carbonated beverage through your nose. Those bubbles are like tiny shards of glass.

Sorry Nargle, lesson learned, next time just let the food fly.

[Darog the Badger God]

Getting stabbed or shot might be worse too.

I don't know, I'm not exactly a judge on the topic.

[andromedene]

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Oh man, that happened to me last week. It was the fucking worst, I feel for you.Goat cheese and scrambled eggs sounds amazing though, I ought to try that some time.

I am really big on healthy eating, so I made some adjustments to how I usually make scrambled eggs and it was delicious. I don't eat gluten, so without the bread I really focus on fillers and taste.

I was gonna put mushrooms in it, but they had gone bad, so instead I fried up some onions and chopped up some tofu and threw it in the pan with the onions. Used the tiniest bit of butter to prevent sticking. Once those were all cooked up, I whisked up one whole egg, some egg whites from a carton, and the tiniest bit of lactose free milk. (I'm lactose intolerant, so you could probably totally use regular milk.) Shredded up just a dash of cheddar cheese, threw it in, and poured the mixture over the onions and tofu. Once it's all mixed and cooked up I put a shit ton of goat cheese all over it, stirred it up so it melted a bit, and added a crank of sea salt. Really yummy.

[idlehands]

Shit ton of goat cheese? Sold.

[Darog the Badger God]

Or maybe fleeing a country because your life is in danger...

[idlehands]

And Nargle, your set is really awesome. Where is that from?

E: nm I googled it, that actually looks like something I'd like and I'm not a comic person.

[Awson]

You ought to snort some OJ too and sell your sneezes at the local diner.

[Hank]

Azathoth said
Actually, the only thing worse is snorting vodka through your nose. That is...ungodly.

It sticks with you too, every time I inhaled through my nose over the next two days I could taste the vodka.

Can confirm this is absolutely terrible. As is accidently gargling vodka.

[idlehands]

Hank said Can confirm this is absolutely terrible. As is accidently gargling vodka.

I have a friend who lacks common sense and one time he thought he could cure his strep throat by gargling whiskey...because alcohol's an antiseptic. Needless to say, it was a disaster and he was in agony, spitting up bits of flesh from the lining of his throat basically burned off.

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ImANargleHunter said
I am really big on healthy eating, so I made some adjustments to how I usually make scrambled eggs and it was delicious. I don't eat gluten, so without the bread I really focus on fillers and taste.I was gonna put mushrooms in it, but they had gone bad, so instead I fried up some onions and chopped up some tofu and threw it in the pan with the onions. Used the tiniest bit of butter to prevent sticking. Once those were all cooked up, I whisked up one whole egg, some egg whites from a carton, and the tiniest bit of lactose free milk. (I'm lactose intolerant, so you could probably totally use regular milk.) Shredded up just a dash of cheddar cheese, threw it in, and poured the mixture over the onions and tofu. Once it's all mixed and cooked up I put a shit ton of goat cheese all over it, stirred it up so it melted a bit, and added a crank of sea salt. Really yummy.

Goddang, you are speaking my language. Now I really gotta try and make this.

I also might suggest using Pam instead of butter to prevent sticking. It usually doesn't taste as good as if you used butter, but it is marginally healthier.

[Darog the Badger God]

Azathoth said
Oh yeah, that happened the other night and that's when I decided I'll just take a step back from situations including vodka. Still a bunch of other strong liquors I'm not done with yet, though.

Scorpion Chili Vodka, bruh.

[aza]

idlehands said
I have a friend who lacks common sense and one time he thought he could cure his strep throat by gargling whiskey...because alcohol's an antiseptic. Needless to say, it was a disaster and he was in agony, spitting up bits of flesh from the lining of his throat basically burned off.

What.

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Azathoth said
I prefer olive oil, still marginally healthier and it tastes good.

Yes, pretty much the same thing. Canola oil/Olive oil.