[OOC] Myriad Reality

[Disdain]

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Implying the cannibal is not a human, therefor the joke doesn't work. should be "two people enter a bar, one is a cannibal."

@DarkwolfX37

What? The joke works perfectly, doesn't it? Isn't the point that the cannibal isn't a human?

[Inimical]

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Implying the cannibal is not a human, therefor the joke doesn't work. should be "two people enter a bar, one is a cannibal."

@DarkwolfX37

The cannibal could be a vampire, which is technically still human, so eat it... The human, I mean. Eat the human.

[Legend]

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What? The joke works perfectly, doesn't it? Isn't the point that the cannibal isn't a human?

@Disdain

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You missed the joke entirely. It's effective regardless of the species.

@Legend

[Disdain]

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@Legend

oh I didn't see lol

[Webmaster]

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oh I didn't see lol

@Disdain

That statement was toward you.

[DarkwolfX37]

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You missed the joke entirely. It's effective regardless of the species.

@Legend

No, because the cannibal would need to be human too or it wouldn't make sense. If it were any other species, then it wouldn't care that human isn't served there.

[Legend]

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No, because the cannibal would need to be human too or it wouldn't make sense. If it were any other species, then it wouldn't care that human isn't served there.

@DarkwolfX37

Do you know the definition of the word "Cannibal?"

[DarkwolfX37]

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What? The joke works perfectly, doesn't it? Isn't the point that the cannibal isn't a human?

@Disdain

No. The joke is that human isn't served there both as a patron or as a food item. If the cannibal isn't a human, like is implied to not be the case by specifying "a human and a," then it doesn't work.

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The cannibal could be a vampire, which is technically still human, so eat it... The human, I mean. Eat the human.

@Inimical

Incorrect. Vampire cannibalism is feeding from other vampires, not regular humans.

[DarkwolfX37]

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Do you know the definition of the word "Cannibal?"

@Legend

can·ni·bal
ˈkanəb(ə)l/
noun
a person who eats the flesh of other human beings.
"cannibal tribes"
synonyms: man-eater, people-eater; More
an animal that feeds on flesh of its own species.

cannibalplay
noun can·ni·bal \ˈka-nə-bəl\
Simple Definition of cannibal
Popularity: Bottom 30% of words
: a person who eats the flesh of human beings or an animal that eats its own kind

Nice try, but the only reason there's the distinction that you're trying to capitalize on is because there are idiots who don't think humans are animals.

[Legend]

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The cannibal could be a vampire, which is technically still human, so eat it... The human, I mean. Eat the human.

@Inimical

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Do YOU know the definition of the word "Cannibal?"

@Legend

I think everyone has misunderstood this joke on multiple levels and it has somehow still worked.

[Legend]

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can·ni·bal
ˈkanəb(ə)l/
noun
a person who eats the flesh of other human beings.
"cannibal tribes"
synonyms: man-eater, people-eater; More
an animal that feeds on flesh of its own species.

cannibalplay
noun can·ni·bal \ˈka-nə-bəl\
Simple Definition of cannibal
Popularity: Bottom 30% of words
: a person who eats the flesh of human beings or an animal that eats its own kind

Nice try, but the only reason there's the distinction that you're trying to capitalize on is because there are idiots who don't think humans are animals.

@DarkwolfX37

Edit: I actually misread the joke. If it was just a cannibal and no other creature with it, it would have been much better. But you are mistaken on me nitpicking anything.

But again, ad hominem is a fallacy.

[Disdain]

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I think everyone has misunderstood this joke on multiple levels and it has somehow still worked.

@Legend

The best kind of joke.

[DarkwolfX37]

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I think everyone has misunderstood this joke on multiple levels and it has somehow still worked.

@Legend

What's with the caps "you?"

[Disdain]

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What's with the caps "you?"

@DarkwolfX37

Yeah I didn't get that either.

[Legend]

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What's with the caps "you?"

@DarkwolfX37

Distinction.

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Yeah I didn't get that either.

@Disdain

Distinction.

Legend

[DarkwolfX37]

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Edit: I actually misread the joke. If it was just a cannibal and no other creature with it, it would have been much better. But you are mistaken on me nitpicking anything.

But again, ad hominem is a fallacy.

@Legend

Yes, it would've. Glad we got that sorted. Also didn't intend nitpicking. I was talking about how I thought you read it correctly and were capitalizing on the first part of the definition, "a person who eats the flesh of other human beings" over the second and more accurate half of "a creature that eats members of it's own species."
Not seeing what's ad hominem there. :/

[DarkwolfX37]

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Distinction.

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@Legend

Right but
A) The actual comment you quoted didn't have it in caps.
B) It was in a quote so changing it doesn't make sense to me. Did you change it to direct it towards sven? Because if so you should've removed to from the quotes to avoid this very confusion lol

[DarkwolfX37]

The only thing I'm still confused about other than the capital "you" is why whizz thought the joke worked if the cannibal isn't human. :/

[Disdain]

The only thing I'm still confused about other than the capital "you" is why whizz thought the joke worked if the cannibal isn't human. :/

@DarkwolfX37

I assumed that cannibal just meant "eats their own kind". Therefore, I assumed the cannibal thought that the bar didn't serve his kind of "food", and therefore he should leave.

[Webmaster]

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Right but
A) The actual comment you quoted didn't have it in caps.
B) It was in a quote so changing it doesn't make sense to me. Did you change it to direct it towards sven? Because if so you should've removed to from the quotes to avoid this very confusion lol

@DarkwolfX37

That was the point.

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I assumed that cannibal just meant "eats their own kind". Therefore, I assumed the cannibal thought that the bar didn't serve his kind of "food", and therefore he should leave.

@Disdain

This joke has gotten out of hand.