Awww.
Awww.
oH GODS IT'S TOO PERFECT
What you need in dark's game:
The theme song of dark's game. or at least the seven assassins and dark during it:
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Is...is that a banana? Is he holding a banana?
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He's holding the blunt edge of his sword weirdly.
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Except one punch would beat superman...
oH GODS IT'S TOO PERFECT
What you need in dark's game:
The theme song of dark's game. or at least the seven assassins and dark during it:
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I disagree, but meh.
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Are you sure? It really looks like he is holding a banana.
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His plot armor beats superman's.
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Both plot armors are literally "perfect being who always wins." Superman just happens to have Kryptonite.
Tips for not getting fired: Talk less. Do unbelievably amazing work all the time every day with no expectation of promotion or recognition. Don't get fired.
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It's like a pocket knife, he's holding the blunt edge.
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I really hate Superman.
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That is mostly true. But that isn't hard work. I don't work hard out of fear of getting fired. I work hard because I feel that is what I must do. Buuut, that is true nonetheless.
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I don't hate him, but I don't like Marvel/DC in general.
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I really hate Superman.
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That is mostly true. But that isn't hard work. I don't work hard out of fear of getting fired. I work hard because I feel that is what I must do. Buuut, that is true nonetheless.