someone tell me how to make a friend watch Doctor Who with you

[nichinichisou]

please tell
I want to really bad but she's watching Supernatural and she's rly scared but she won't watch DW with me
;c;

also I'll be using all of these on her
get creative

her view on spam

Blood: BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LITTLE FUCKING TWATS ON CRACK IN A TEA PARTY OF FUCKITY FUCKS

[idlehands]

Duct tape over her eyes, nose, and mouth. I wouldn't want to be too cruel and actually subject her to watching Dr. Who even if she is a likely a spork user.

[The Nexerus]

Offer sexual favours in exchange.

[HollywoodMole]

LowKey123 said
please tellI want to really bad but she's watching Supernatural and she's rly scared but she won't watch DW with me;c;also I'll be using all of these on herget creative

Drug them with a short sleeping pill and chain them up, before promptly slapping them awake and holding their chin up so they can't look away from the TV..

[nichinichisou]

The Nexerus said
Offer sexual favours in exchange.

WHAT THE NO
okay
okay
not that one
that's the exception
I'll do HollywoodMole's first

[HollywoodMole]

LowKey123 said
WHAT THE NOokayokaynot that onethat's the exceptionI'll do HollywoodMole's first

You could also probably glue/stick/slash needles in their collar so if they move their head down they stab themselves.

[Smiral]

Step 1: Stop having such pleb taste

There is no step 2

[Kaga]

I just talk about Doctor Who all the time like the obsessive nut that I am and sometimes my friends cave.

Sometimes they don't.

*shrugs* They don't have to watch it if they don't want to if you ask me.

...Doesn't stop me from recommending it like crazy and listing the reasons why I love it, but when it comes right down to it I won't try to force anyone to watch anything.

[Kaga]

If we're talking specifically about An Adventure in Space and Time, however, I will admit I've tried to trick people into watching it by summarizing the plot without at all mentioning Doctor Who. Unfortunately by the time I mention "1960's" and "sci-fi" and at some point along the line imply "British" and/or "BBC" they usually figure out that it is indeed Doctor Who-related. .____.

[Doivid]

Do you show her spam or something

[nichinichisou]

Doivid said
Do you show her spam or something

no she just stalks me a lot
/shot

[Dervish]

[Doivid]

LowKey123 said
no she just stalks me a lot/shot

Do you really need to take a shot at someone who watches Supernatural?

[aza]

Yeah
this thread is dumb

[idlehands]

Dervish said

That's horrorshow, my droog.

[Derpestein]

Mentally break her.
Kill her Spork in front of her eyes
She'll do whatever cause she's just an empty shell
You can tell when she has dead fish eyes
Then proceed to make her watch doctor who
???
Profit

[The Nexerus]

LowKey123 said
WHAT THE NOokayokaynot that onethat's the exceptionI'll do HollywoodMole's first

man up pussy

[Awson]

Azarthes said
Yeah
this thread is dumb

qft

[Darog the Badger God]

You don't make them watch Doctor Who.

Nobody deserves that punishment.

[nichinichisou]

Azarthes said
Yeahthis thread is dumb

i know
nothing works