Somebody explain this to me because women have confused me.

[Awson]

notdeadyet said
Thanks guys, advice apreciated. We skype pretty regularly (every 3-4 days mostly.) if your advice is to NOT attempt this, how would I go about telling them? I cant imagine a successfull conversation where i say "Yeah i was second guessing our relationship so i asked people i dont know to throw hatfulls of advice at me, and the general concensus was that we wont work. Id like to try anyways, but now i dont think this wil work. Sorry."

Crud. Our advice didn't help you become less awkward.

You don't have to say anything like that, dumby. SOME people were saying to stay away from it, but that doesn't mean you should stop talking to someone you're already talking to a lot for no reason, Spaghetti Jeans.

Don't mention this topic to her, Nerdnuts. Just do what you normally do and only take our "advice" into account if/when the decision to make it a romantic relationship naturally comes up.

And when that happens don't say "The Internet told me to say no." It's called advice, not instructions, OP. I have a feeling I'm going to have to give you a literal example.

"Sorry I can't. I don't do this kind of thing." OR y'know just do whatever you want and try not to be the embodiment of 9th grade so hard.

Thank goodness I picked up my angry pants from the cleaners this morning.

[Aragorn]

Awson said
Crud. Our advice didn't help you become less awkward.You don't have to say anything like that, dumby. SOME people were saying to stay away from it, but that doesn't mean you should stop talking to someone you're already talking to a lot for no reason, Spaghetti Jeans.Don't mention this topic to her, Nerdnuts. Just do what you normally do and only take our "advice" into account if/when the decision to make it a romantic relationship naturally comes up. And when that happens don't say "The Internet told me to say no." It's called advice, not instructions, OP. I have a feelings I'm going to have to give you a literal example."Sorry I can't. I don't do this kind of thing." OR y'know just do whatever you want and try not to be the embodiment of 9th grade so hard.Thank goodness I picked up my angry pants from the cleaners this morning.

Yknow, you don't HAVE to be a dick. Your response is out of proportion with his question.

[Brand]

Alls you gots to do is sits her down and say here "Look bitch, yousa nice lady i'm sure, but you gotsa go."

Then you go buy drugs.

[Brand]

lots of drugs.

[aza]

We're horrid people

[Dervish]

Awson said
Crud. Our advice didn't help you become less awkward.You don't have to say anything like that, dumby. SOME people were saying to stay away from it, but that doesn't mean you should stop talking to someone you're already talking to a lot for no reason, Spaghetti Jeans.Don't mention this topic to her, Nerdnuts. Just do what you normally do and only take our "advice" into account if/when the decision to make it a romantic relationship naturally comes up. And when that happens don't say "The Internet told me to say no." It's called advice, not instructions, OP. I have a feeling I'm going to have to give you a literal example."Sorry I can't. I don't do this kind of thing." OR y'know just do whatever you want and try not to be the embodiment of 9th grade so hard.Thank goodness I picked up my angry pants from the cleaners this morning.

A big thing to consider is if you point out your decisions were based off of what other people said, it just shows that you're indecisive and depend on others to make your decisions for you, which doesn't bode well regardless.

[notdeadyet]

Alright, advice taken into mind. Well, im going to continue to try my best at this (i wanted to leave califonia anyways. She is on the way to florida) and when i am in her state, ill ask her if she want to come with me an try to make it work, if not than internet friendships are great too.

Seem decent and less inhumane than..:

Brand said
Alls you gots to do is sits her down and say here "Look bitch, yousa nice lady i'm sure, but you gotsa go." Then you go buy drugs.

???

Im not incredibly indecisive, i just havent encountered this situation before and dont want to do something regretable.
Long story short, im gunna follow my instincts on this one, and give the people who tried to help 2 thumbs up, and the sarcastic people will recieve my "thank you come again" racist tone.

[Sable]

notdeadyet said
Alright, advice taken into mind. Well, im going to continue to try my best at this (i wanted to leave califonia anyways. She is on the way to florida) and when i am in her state, ill ask her if she want to come with me an try to make it work, if not than internet friendships are great too.Seem decent and less inhumane than..:???Im not incredibly indecisive, i just havent encountered this situation before and dont want to do something regretable.Long story short, im gunna follow my instincts on this one, and give the people who tried to help 2 thumbs up, and the sarcastic people will recieve my "thank you come again" racist tone.

the fuck is a thank you come again racist tone

where did you learn to socialize

[idlehands]

This will work out just fine.

[Kaga]

notdeadyet said
Alright, advice taken into mind. Well, im going to continue to try my best at this (i wanted to leave califonia anyways. She is on the way to florida) and when i am in her state, ill ask her if she want to come with me an try to make it work, if not than internet friendships are great too.Seem decent and less inhumane than..:???Im not incredibly indecisive, i just havent encountered this situation before and dont want to do something regretable.Long story short, im gunna follow my instincts on this one, and give the people who tried to help 2 thumbs up, and the sarcastic people will recieve my "thank you come again" racist tone.

I can't believe it took me until this post to consider the possibility that maybe you walked into the wrong sub-forum to get advice from.

[idlehands]

I think an LDR would work out for this guy. Also lessens the chance of them breeding.

[Halo]

idlehands said
I think an LDR would work out for this guy. Also lessens the chance of them breeding.

Play nice.

[idlehands]

Halo said
Play nice.

[Cpt Toellner]

Be nice to her online. receive nudes....

Seriously bro, this is the formula to success.

[Doivid]

notdeadyet said
Long story short, im gunna follow my instincts on this one, and give the people who tried to help 2 thumbs up, and the sarcastic people will recieve my "thank you come again" racist tone.

Yeah sure np du-

notdeadyet said and the sarcastic people will recieve my "thank you come again" racist tone.

notdeadyet said racist tone

what the devil

[notdeadyet]

Its where i sarcasticly immitate the hindi guy who works at the quicki mart in simpsons. In my household, it is a nice way of saying to bugg off.

[Larfleeze]

notdeadyet said
Its where i sarcasticly immitate the hindi guy who works at the quicki mart in simpsons. In my household, it is a nice way of saying to bugg off.

I...

[Sable]

notdeadyet said
Its where i sarcasticly immitate the hindi guy who works at the quicki mart in simpsons. In my household, it is a nice way of saying to bugg off.

LDR might be your thing after all.

[K-97]

I'm confused by people in general.

That's life for ya.

[Smiral]

OP, your level of social awkwardness and lack of self awareness is astounding.