uggģh I'm sick send help

[The Nexerus]

I haven't been ill for some time in the area of a year, and now I feel terrible. It's all your fault, Spam. :c

[Foxxie]

On the contrary. I blame you for this sore throat that is making my life a private pocket of hell.

[Dervish]

You just weren't Viking enough.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Probably Ebola

[idlehands]

^

Someone call the CDC.

[aza]

idlehands said
^ Someone call the CDC.

Acronym joke here

Hha

[idlehands]

He's Canadian isn't he? Time to quarantine Canada.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Did you hear about the guy in Texas who got it?

[aza]

Quick boys, pour the sand on the border, they're allergic to it.

[idlehands]

Rax said
Did you hear about the guy in Texas who got it?

Yes!

Goddamnit. Dallas is far too close for comfort. ;-;

Stupid fucking lazy nurse that didn't alert people that she had a guy from West Africa with a fever.

[Aragorn]

Apparently, the dude had lied on the health form in Liberia.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

idlehands said
Yes! Goddamnit. Dallas is far too close for comfort. ;-; Stupid fucking lazy nurse that didn't alert people that she had a guy from West Africa with a fever.

So glad I live in the far north.

Although if Nex has it in Canada I'll feel significantly less safe.

[idlehands]

Aragorn said Apparently, the dude had lied on the health form in Liberia.

If that's true? I fucking knew it. I knew that shit would come here when they started bringing back sick Americans. Why the fuck they're even letting flights leave that place is beyond me. They need to shut down flights coming to the US from all those countries.

[The Nexerus]

I can reassure you all by saying that my eyes are not currently bleeding.

[Foxxie]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
So glad I live in the far north

idlehands said Dallas fucking up as usual #ughtexas

There has never been a time I wished I lived in Dallas rather than Boston, fun fact.

Nex, if you have the Ebola, don't exacerbate the problem by roaming to the American south.

[Darog the Badger God]

Meanwhile, in Britain....

[aza]

Darog the Badger God said
Meanwhile, in Britain....

Is it raining?

[Darog the Badger God]

Azarthes said
Is it raining?

no.

[Aragorn]

Darog the Badger God said
no.

I'm surprised.

[aza]

Darog the Badger God said
no.

How about now?