Girlfriend just called me Sole.

[NotAMouse]

Hank said
But I like it when you call me by my real name...

Exactly.

[The Nexerus]

Smiral said
I once introduced myself as Smiral once at a party

It could've been worse. You could've introduced yourself as Smexy Spiral.

[Hood]

Sole said
Idk man shit didn't feel right

Does it make you feel uncomfortable because she didn't call you by your real name, or because she did call you by your real name?

[Dervish]

Hank said
But I like it when you call me by my real name...

It's Edwardo, isn't it?

Totally Edwardo.

[Hood]

Dervish said
It's Edwardo, isn't it? Totally Edwardo.

[NotAMouse]

Dervish said
It's Edwardo, isn't it? Totally Edwardo.

close enough

[rpg101]

ImANargleHunter said
Oh my god what if she's on rpg

SHE'S NOT ON ME SOLE, I SWEAR.

[Dervish]

rpg101 said
SHE'S NOT ON ME SOLE, I SWEAR.

This terrible song seems appropriate.



I need a stiff drink after recalling this shit existed, especially since it's completely sincere.

EDIT: I feel obligated to mention there's a strong offensive language warning with that, as well as the potential hit to your brain cells you may endure.

You've been warned.

[Smiral]

The Nexerus said
It could've been worse. You could've introduced yourself as Smexy Spiral.

[Sole]

rpg101 said
SHE'S NOT ON ME SOLE, I SWEAR.

She's 14 so I hope not

[rpg101]

Sole said
She's 14 so I hope not

Aren't you like 20?

[Sole]

Just because I'm 20 doesn't mean I can't have a 14 year old sister.

[Kill Bones]

rpg101 said
Aren't you like 20?

Don't worry, you're not the only one who thought he meant his girlfriend

We can go sit in the shit for brains corner together

[aza]

Sole said
Just because I'm 20 doesn't mean I can't have a 14 year old sister.

P.sure it does

[Sole]

Kill Bones said
Don't worry, you're not the only one who thought he meant his girlfriendWe can go sit in the shit for brains corner together

Oh my god no no no no no no absolutely not

[Antarctic Termite]

WELL THANK GOODNESS I WILL NEVER HAVE THIS PROBLEM

I have signed some things with my tumblr url instead of my name, though.

[scribz]

Hank said
You're all weird. I've never introduced myself as Hank (or any of my other internet handles) to anyone, and even when I've met up with people that I met through RPG we all comfortably used each other's real names consistently. Losers.

How many have you met exactly?

[Hank]

scribz said
How many have you met exactly?

Sora, Harsh and one of his friends (who also always lurks in the IRC, these days under the monicker Cronecker).

[scribz]

Hank said
Sora, Harsh and one of his friends (who also always lurks in the IRC, these days under the monicker Cronecker).

Aw snap, never knew you met Matt.

[Hank]

He came to Amsterdam with a bunch of friends in late September, so it was quite recent.